# Doug Stanhope makes fun of Palin's retard baby and giant stretched out cunt

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 22, 2008, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989 "2008-10-22T01:27:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Influential\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Influential\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Influential_Panda)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/21 "2008-10-22T04:12:17Z")

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> [@choie](#):
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> Actually, the funny part is how you decry the comedian’s vulgar references to Mrs. Palin, and were kind enough to label the link NSFW, and then _proceeded to put the offensive language in the title of your thread._ Nicely done!

You seem confused about the rules here. Ask a mod.

> [@Rubystreak](#):
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> He’s a COMEDIAN. He says shocking things to an audience that pays to hear it. No one forced you to watch it, OR link to it so more people can see it. If you find it objectionable, that’s fine. Now you know to avoid Doug Stanhope’s work in the future, because trust me, it’s all like that. Making fun of famous people, even in disgusting ways, is a time honored tradition and comedy staple.

Oh, I get it just fine. I laughed like hell at a few of his jokes, and I’m stealing the one about tent zippers for the next Yo Mama fight, should the eighties ever return. My impression of him as a comedian: pretty funny. My impression of him as a person: kind of a piece of shit.

> [@Rubystreak](#):
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> ]Maybe there’s something going on in the world that’s actually real that is better deserving of your outrage.

Outrage? _Seriously??_

I brought this to the pit because I wanted to share the video. I’m not attacking his freedom of speech, I’m not crying that there are more important things to do, I’m not making any great statement on the contribution of shock comedy to society as a whole. I figured other folks might want to be more vitriolic, thus here we are, in the pit. Clearly, I hate America.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/22 "2008-10-22T04:26:57Z")

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> [@Influential\_Panda](#):
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> Oh, I get it just fine. I laughed like hell at a few of his jokes, and I’m stealing the one about tent zippers for the next Yo Mama fight, should the eighties ever return. My impression of him as a comedian: pretty funny. My impression of him as a person: kind of a piece of shit.

You enjoy his act, and then make negative judgments on his character from that act? You should think about that for a bit. Especially the part where it’s an ACT.

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/23 "2008-10-22T04:49:24Z")

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> [@Influential\_Panda](#):
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> My impression of him as a comedian: pretty funny. My impression of him as a person: kind of a piece of shit.

Ever heard of a stage persona? I imagine that Doug Stanhope has one. In any case, if you’re laughing at his jokes (not to mention giving him free publicity) and then calling him a piece of shit, well, I think you’re complicit and in no position to judge. But really, I think it’s ridiculous to think you can know anything about who he is as a person based on his stage act.

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> I figured other folks might want to be more vitriolic, thus here we are, in the pit. Clearly, I hate America.

No, but clearly you have trouble distinguishing the act from the actor.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/24 "2008-10-22T04:55:49Z")

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I have just received a note advising that the nominations for Most Incendiary and Infuriating Pit Thread Title 2008 are now closed. No further nominations will be considered.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/25 "2008-10-22T05:14:03Z")

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> [@Rubystreak](#):
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> Oh please. It’s comedy. He’s trying to be shocking. Apparently he succeeded, and got you to promote him by posting his link. Good for him. He definitely likes to say really disgusting things about babies because it gets a rise out of people. The Palin situation was perfect for him.
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> He’s a COMEDIAN. He says shocking things to an audience that pays to hear it. No one forced you to watch it, OR link to it so more people can see it. If you find it objectionable, that’s fine. Now you know to avoid Doug Stanhope’s work in the future, because trust me, it’s all like that.
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> But really, I think it’s ridiculous to think you can know anything about who he is as a person based on his stage act.

One is left to wonder if you were that philosophical about Andrew Dice Clay?

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/26 "2008-10-22T06:16:33Z")

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The clip wasn’t that funny but I like his calling Palin’s cooch a “tard launcher”.

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/27 "2008-10-22T12:20:37Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> One is left to wonder if you were that philosophical about Andrew Dice Clay?

Yes. Comedy does not offend me. If I don’t find a comedian funny, I avoid him. But raunchy, shocking, or tasteless comedy? Doesn’t bother me. Dice had his funny moments but he wasn’t a favorite. Neither is Stanhope, but he’s all right.

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**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/28 "2008-10-22T13:18:59Z")

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I didn’t care for it. Perhaps incongruously, however, I thought [this](http://www.theonion.com/content/point/point_counterpoint_gov_palin_has)was hilarious (SFW).

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/29 "2008-10-22T13:28:48Z")

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> [@lobotomyboy63](#):
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> I’m willing to go there (shock value) if the humor pays off. He just isn’t that funny, and if that humor is ‘laugh inside because it’s true,’ ok. Give me something intelligent, thought-provoking, etc. He’s just annoying and tacky IMO.

Comedy need not contain actual humor, only the _attitude_ of humor. An industry has been built on this principle; Stanhope is a product of it.

[This](http://spankmag.com/f/d.cfm/cc.80476/o_r.1/p.htm), however, is pretty good, not because of the byplay or basic concept, but his use of imagery. “I grab you by the eggbag and twist…You yelp like a dog under a car tire.”

It also benefits from not hearing his voice, which is like piss on a concrete floor.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/30 "2008-10-22T13:32:04Z")

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Stay on point. It’s all about the big-headed babies!

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/31 "2008-10-22T13:42:03Z")

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Yes, actually, criticism is wasted on this kind of comedy. Another reason it’s such a well crafted product, despite being nearly pure crap.

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**Author:** ![CircleofWillis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@CircleofWillis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircleofWillis)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/32 "2008-10-22T15:10:28Z")

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> [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](#):
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> Why do I have the feeling Doug Stanhope is supposedly one of those liberal leaders we Democrats (demoncrats? dhimmicrats? dumbocrats?) love so much?

Guilty conscience much?

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/33 "2008-10-22T15:55:45Z")

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I got to see Stanhope on Sunday in DC. He was funnier than fuck.

And if you think that clip is offensive, you really should have heard the shit he said about his own mother, who died the weekend before last. And who he loved very much.

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/34 "2008-10-22T22:09:42Z")

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> [@CircleofWillis](#):
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> Guilty conscience much?

_snort_ Hardly. But of late there have been a lot of threads started asking why we Democrats aren’t expressing our outrage about things we’ve never heard of and never would have heard of if it weren’t for the Fox news-watching, Michele Malkin-reading members of this board.

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**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/35 "2008-10-22T23:02:52Z")

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That piece of “stand up” was probably the most appalling, least funny, piece of shit I’ve seen in the last five years. That guy must have been drunk.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/36 "2008-10-22T23:04:10Z")

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I love Stanhope since I saw his ‘No Refunds’ special on Showtime. A few of his bit were a bit over the line, but mostly I just laughed my ass off.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/37 "2008-10-23T01:54:13Z")

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> [@Leaper](#):
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> He’s a comedian.

Loosely speaking, that is.

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**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/38 "2008-10-23T02:13:31Z")

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> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> Comedy need not contain actual humor, only the _attitude_ of humor. An industry has been built on this principle; Stanhope is a product of it.

[underlining mine] If it doesn’t contain humor, what would we be laughing at or otherwise nodding along in recognition with? IMO content can make up for delivery and delivery can make up for content, sure, but I find him lacking in both. I don’t follow politics much at all, but I find Palin annoying…and I still don’t think he’s funny.

That said, whatever floats your boat. He strikes me as a wannabe. Following Kimmel and Carolla on “The Man Show,” nah. His “Girls Gone Wild” stuff (I only saw the ad clips…maybe the DVDs are hilarious), nah.

The stuff about a mentally-retarded child: if you’re going to go there, you better be goddamn funny or insightful about it. JMO.

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**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/39 "2008-10-23T02:29:52Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> Stanhope is one of those comedians that people either love or hate. I’ve loved him ever since he did a bit about being so constipated he had to “start himself with a butterknife like a bottle of ketchup.”

That made you love him? Seriously? :dubious:

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**Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-stanhope-makes-fun-of-palins-retard-baby-and-giant-stretched-out-cunt/468989/40 "2008-10-23T02:39:12Z")

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> [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](#):
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> Why do I have the feeling Doug Stanhope is supposedly one of those liberal leaders we Democrats (demoncrats? dhimmicrats? dumbocrats?) love so much?

Um, because you’re an idiot?

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