# Dougie\_monty is an immoral cultist **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 20, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993 "2014-08-20T13:31:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/201 "2014-08-22T16:47:14Z")
> [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > I’m a little anxious about the inevitable wrath that’s going to be visited upon you all for this sass and back-talk. And the resulting lawsuits. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/202 "2014-08-22T16:48:05Z")
> [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > I’m a little anxious about the inevitable wrath that’s going to be visited upon you all for this sass and back-talk. I figure worst case scenario is I get sued by dougie. Best case scenario is I don’t have to spend eternity with a bunch of Jehovah’s Witnesses. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/203 "2014-08-22T16:50:56Z")
Jehovah’s Witnesses do not believe in hell. So your worst case scenerio does not exist. The end of the world is going to come as soon as there are 144,000 Witnesses. Or is it before the last of the witnesses born before 1914 dies? Or when the archangel Michael (a/k/a Jesus) shows up? Or Michael Jackson (a/k/a the archangel Michael a/k/a Jesus) comes back? ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/204 "2014-08-22T16:52:34Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Obama, yes. The Caucasian (with a white crew-cut) in that snippet, no. That’s “Smilin’ Joe” Biden, vice-president of the US. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/205 "2014-08-22T16:53:08Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > I am honored to be compared to the irrasical Mrs. Parker. You are welcome. 🙂 We may never see her like again. ☹ Pardon me, but I couldn’t find the word “irrasical” in my Random House dictionary. Are you sure you didn’t mean “irascible”? That would describe her. “And at this point, Tonstant Weader fwowed up.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/206 "2014-08-22T16:57:02Z")
> [@fachverwirrt](#): > > Congratulations. You have correctly sussed out that the man in that link is not the President of the United States. Good job. > > It’s the fucking Vice President of the United States, who is someone you would expect a supposedly well educated adult to be familiar with. To be serious about it, I have practically never seen the likeness of Joe Biden–not even years ago, when he was a candidate for President. Not even in our newspaper. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/207 "2014-08-22T16:58:58Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > To be serious about it, I have practically never seen the likeness of Joe Biden–not even years ago, when he was a candidate for President. Not even in our newspaper. Truly, you live a charmed life. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/208 "2014-08-22T16:59:55Z")
[QUOTE=woodstockbirdybird; 17662475] In addition to not getting blood transfusions, it appears you don’t get sarcasm, either. [/QUOTE] Sorry, wrong post. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/209 "2014-08-22T17:02:56Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Jehovah’s Witnesses do not believe in hell. So your worst case scenerio does not exist. The end of the world is going to come as soon as there are 144,000 Witnesses. Or is it before the last of the witnesses born before 1914 dies? Or when the archangel Michael (a/k/a Jesus) shows up? Or Michael Jackson (a/k/a the archangel Michael a/k/a Jesus) comes back? Cute. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/210 "2014-08-22T17:05:12Z")
> [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > In addition to not getting blood transfusions, it appears you don’t get sarcasm, either. Well, I sure didn’t see any. Explanation, please? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/211 "2014-08-22T17:05:32Z")
JW’s do believe that Jesus is NOT god, but the created being Michael the Archangel. And some did believe that Michael Jackson was the archangel Michael. Of course, they believe in one god, Jehovah. Jesus is a god too, but there is only one god, Jehovah. Lather, rinse, repeat. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/212 "2014-08-22T17:07:47Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > Truly, you live a charmed life. Oh, sure I do. See the array of people I meet on this message board. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/213 "2014-08-22T17:06:46Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Cute. Dougie, I think it’s inappropriate for you to flirt with Annie so brazenly in the middle of this discussion you’re having. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/214 "2014-08-22T17:10:58Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > FYI, I had seen the word “selfie” from the time it first appeared in print media, a few weeks ago. Newsflash, **dougie**. You may have first seen “selfie” in print a few weeks ago, but that’s not when it first appeared. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/215 "2014-08-22T17:12:23Z")
> [@GrandWino](#): > > Dougie, I think it’s inappropriate for you to flirt with Annie so brazenly in the middle of this discussion you’re having. Should I call my lawyer and sue for sexual harassment? ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/216 "2014-08-22T17:14:30Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Well, I sure didn’t see any. Explanation, please? :smack: From [Wiki](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selfie): _“By 2013, the word “selfie” had become commonplace enough to be monitored for inclusion in the online version of the Oxford English Dictionary.[18]”_ To everyone else in here: Keep it coming! I fucking love this thread! ---
**Author:** ![PorchePine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@PorchePine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PorchePine)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/217 "2014-08-22T17:14:54Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Should I call my lawyer and sue for sexual harassment? Only if someone tells you what you’ve read. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/218 "2014-08-22T17:18:50Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > > [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > > > [Joe Biden Smile GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY](http://media.giphy.com/media/6aAympRF0nU52/giphy.gif) > > Forgive me, but I don’t recognize that grinning guy offhand (I never see that face on the TV news or in the newspaper). Who is he? [![](https://media.giphy.com/media/xtw9TN2PXcvPW/giphy.gif) ](https://media.giphy.com/media/xtw9TN2PXcvPW/giphy.gif) ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/219 "2014-08-22T17:19:53Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > :smack: > > From [Wiki](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selfie): > > _“By 2013, the word “selfie” had become commonplace enough to be monitored for inclusion in the online version of the Oxford English Dictionary.[18]”_ It actually can be traced back as far as 2002. ---
**Author:** ![PorchePine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@PorchePine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PorchePine)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/220 "2014-08-22T17:25:44Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Laugh all you like. I once had a teacher who told us that what one learns is more important than the grade–even if this overrides my original statement. :smack: That’s why\* we _are laughing at_ you\*. You tried to impress us with your score of a 100 on some random test. It didn’t work. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993.md?page=12)