# Dougie\_monty is an immoral cultist **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 20, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993 "2014-08-20T13:31:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/221 "2014-08-22T17:25:49Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > It actually can be traced back as far as 2002. dougie\_monty was out that day. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/222 "2014-08-22T17:36:19Z")
> [@PorchePine](#): > > :smack: > > That’s why\* we _are laughing at_ you\*. You tried to impress us with your score of a 100 on some random test. It didn’t work. Much like his attempts at humor. **dougie** might be the most unintentionally funny person on this entire board but when the intent is there all he gets is the Internet equivalent of a blank stare. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/223 "2014-08-22T17:58:58Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > :smack: > > From [Wiki](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selfie) Nope. Can’t use the Wikipedias as a source. They once said mean things about **dm**. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/224 "2014-08-22T18:20:46Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Newsflash, **dougie**. You may have first seen “selfie” in print a few weeks ago, but that’s not when it first appeared. Okay, so It appeared before I saw it. Where did you see it? ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/225 "2014-08-22T18:21:52Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Should I call my lawyer and sue for sexual harassment? Excuse me?? ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/226 "2014-08-22T18:25:12Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Much like his attempts at humor. **dougie** might be the most unintentionally funny person on this entire board but when the intent is there all he gets is the Internet equivalent of a blank stare. A perfect expression of the mind behind it!😛 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/227 "2014-08-22T18:31:06Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > A perfect expression of the mind behind it!😛 You sure ran out of “funny” when I asked [this question](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17662291&postcount=175) in the IMHO “JW” thread, didn’t you? I guess the box was just a mite too small to dance in. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/228 "2014-08-22T18:31:21Z")
[QUOTE Annie-Xmas;17662598] JW’s do believe that Jesus is NOT god, but the created being Michael the Archangel. And some did believe that Michael Jackson was the archangel Michael. Of course, they believe in one god, Jehovah. Jesus is a god too, but there is only one god, Jehovah. Lather, rinse, repeat. [/QUOTE] In Hebrew, as in Isaiah 9:6: El Gibbor, “Mighty God” (prophecy about Jesus). El Shaddai refers only to Jehovah and means “Almighty God.” ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/229 "2014-08-22T18:33:50Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > You sure ran out of “funny” when I asked [this question](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17662291&postcount=175) in the IMHO “JW” thread, didn’t you? I guess the box was just a mite too small to dance in. I just posted an answer.😛 And I don’t dance–unless, in the words of Victor Borge, I absolutely have to. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/230 "2014-08-22T18:42:16Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > I just posted an answer.😛 > And I don’t dance–unless, in the words of Victor Borge, I absolutely have to. 😃 That wasn’t an answer-that was straight out trolling. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/231 "2014-08-22T18:44:13Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > > [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > > > JW’s do believe that Jesus is NOT god, but the created being Michael the Archangel. And some did believe that Michael Jackson was the archangel Michael. > > > > Of course, they believe in one god, Jehovah. Jesus is a god too, but there is only one god, Jehovah. Lather, rinse, repeat. > > In Hebrew, as in Isaiah 9:6: El Gibbor, “Mighty God” (prophecy about Jesus). El Shaddai refers only to Jehovah and means “Almighty God.” don’t start what you are incapable of finishing. Even the Watchtower has flip flopped on what scriptures refer to Jesus and which ones Jehovah. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/232 "2014-08-22T18:51:51Z")
Pile driver feeling a little tight right now, **dougie**? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/233 "2014-08-22T18:56:10Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Nope. Can’t use the Wikipedias as a source. They once said mean things about **dm**. Probably threatened them with lawyers as well. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/234 "2014-08-22T18:59:04Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Pile driver feeling a little tight right now, **dougie**? “Pile driver”? That some sort of homosexual thing? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/235 "2014-08-22T19:03:28Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > “Pile driver”? That some sort of homosexual thing? > > 😉 I thought a pile driver was vodka and prune juice. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/236 "2014-08-22T19:04:04Z")
> [@simster](#): > > don’t start what you are incapable of finishing. Even the Watchtower has flip flopped on what scriptures refer to Jesus and which ones Jehovah. In JW World, The Watchtower hasn’t officially flip-flopped until they admit in print that they have flip-flopped. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/237 "2014-08-22T19:08:03Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > In JW World, The Watchtower hasn’t officially flip-flopped until they admit in print that they have flip-flopped. In JW world - it is verbotten to question JW teachings - so they never flip flop - it just “is what it is, even if its different than previous or future” (which is absolutely hilarious that they call themselves “Bible Students”) ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/238 "2014-08-22T19:33:25Z")
> [@simster](#): > > In JW world - it is verbotten to question JW teachings - so they never flip flop - it just “is what it is, even if its different than previous or future” As a long time comic fan, I can’t really bag on folks for retconning. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/239 "2014-08-22T21:07:23Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > “Pile driver”? That some sort of homosexual thing? > > 😉 Yes. Here is a picture of a couple of homosexual men doing the pile driver, with clothes on for some reason 😕, in front of a group of other homosexual men. > **[File:Brothers of Destruction Double Tombstone.jpg](https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Brothers_of_Destruction_Double_Tombstone.jpg)** > > Original file (5,230 × 3,840 pixels, file size: 11.01 MB, MIME type: image/jpeg) > Click on a date/time to view the file as it appeared at that time. > You cannot overwrite this file. The following 2 pages use this file: ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/240 "2014-08-22T22:15:35Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > I thought a pile driver was vodka and prune juice. I heard that joke too. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993.md?page=13)