# Dougie\_monty is an immoral cultist **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 20, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993 "2014-08-20T13:31:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/241 "2014-08-22T22:18:49Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Yes. Here is a picture of a couple of homosexual men doing the pile driver, with clothes on for some reason 😕, in front of a group of other homosexual men. > > [File:Brothers of Destruction Double Tombstone.jpg - Wikipedia](http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Brothers_of_Destruction_Double_Tombstone.jpg) I’ll take your word for it. That sounds weird. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/242 "2014-08-22T22:23:33Z")
**dougie** , mad props for that one. That was pretty good. I’m convinced. Honestly, you’ve moved waaaay up my list of “Best SDMB Trolls.” Like, top 5, easily. . ---
**Author:** ![jimbuff314](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c57346/32.png) [@jimbuff314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbuff314)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/243 "2014-08-22T22:47:48Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Yes. Here is a picture of a couple of homosexual men doing the pile driver, with clothes on for some reason 😕, in front of a group of other homosexual men. > > [File:Brothers of Destruction Double Tombstone.jpg - Wikipedia](http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Brothers_of_Destruction_Double_Tombstone.jpg) I gotta say, captured in mid-movement like that, it _does_ look somewhat questionable. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/244 "2014-08-22T23:01:56Z")
> [@jimbuff314](#): > > I gotta say, captured in mid-movement like that, it _does_ look somewhat questionable. The small package is that way too…except not just mid movement. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/245 "2014-08-23T03:05:51Z")
But what I wanna know is. . . Dougie\_monty, are you still creating sock puppets on Wikipedia? :D:p ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/246 "2014-08-23T03:30:10Z")
> [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](#): > > But what I wanna know is. . . > > Dougie\_monty, are you still creating sock puppets on Wikipedia? :D:p That’s the same as asking, Do you still beat your wife? ---
**Author:** ![PorchePine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@PorchePine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PorchePine)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/247 "2014-08-23T03:32:57Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > That’s the same as asking, Do you still beat your wife? I’m not hearing a “no”… ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Dollar\_Tallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Two\_Dollar\_Tallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Dollar_Tallboy)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/248 "2014-08-23T04:03:20Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > That’s the same as asking, Do you still beat your wife? I don’t think I’ve commented in a pit thread before(I may have and forgotten), but you really are a piece of shit. Claiming that inflicting physical pain, injury and trauma upon another human being to creating a fake account on a website is something only a bottom feeder scumbag would do. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/249 "2014-08-23T04:45:11Z")
> [@Two\_Dollar\_Tallboy](#): > > I don’t think I’ve commented in a pit thread before(I may have and forgotten), but you really are a piece of shit. Claiming that inflicting physical pain, injury and trauma upon another human being to creating a fake account on a website is something only a bottom feeder scumbag would do. I think this may be the first time dougie\_monty has succeeded in a whoosh - dougie\_monty’s comment was the classic “can’t win” question - you can’t answer it with a yes/no because its a “gotcha”. The only answer to such a question is "I have never … " I do not believe dougie\_monty was actually comparing the two actions - I may dislike his chosen religion - I may think he is an uneducated troll of a moron - but I do not think he advocates spousal abuse or equates it with “sock puppetry”. Of course, with dougie\_monty - using a sock puppet in a spousal situation may actually be abuse. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/250 "2014-08-23T08:24:35Z")
> [@simster](#): > > Of course, with dougie\_monty - using a sock puppet in a spousal situation may actually be abuse. Before I met my wife, I was in a spousal situation with a sock. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/251 "2014-08-23T08:52:59Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > Before I met my wife, I was in a spousal situation with a sock. She still speaks fondly of you. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/252 "2014-08-23T14:58:23Z")
> [@Two\_Dollar\_Tallboy](#): > > I don’t think I’ve commented in a pit thread before(I may have and forgotten), but you really are a piece of shit. Claiming that inflicting physical pain, injury and trauma upon another human being to creating a fake account on a website is something only a bottom feeder scumbag would do. I’ve never seen you before, and this one post has convinced me that you’re really stupid. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/253 "2014-08-23T15:13:57Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > Before I met my wife, I was in a spousal situation with a sock. Two things to deal with here. ONE: 74westy, thanks for the funny answer. They are few and far between. TWO: About the Wikipedia question: brutalizing someone is unthinkable to me. When I gave that answer I intended to avoid a trick question. I have neither beaten anyone nor been a “sock puppet” identity on Wikipedia, their position notwithstanding. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/254 "2014-08-23T15:25:36Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > Before I met my wife, I was in a spousal situation with a sock. Before I met your wife, I was too. Pow! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/255 "2014-08-23T16:29:16Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Attempting to, anyway. **dougie** is to humor as esurance’s Milton is to technology. Allow me to paraphrase Greg Geraldo: “dougie is to humor what Wayne Brady is to black people.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/256 "2014-08-23T16:55:03Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > Before I met my wife, I was in a spousal situation with a sock. LMAO! They really set you up for that line. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/257 "2014-08-23T18:49:49Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Allow me to paraphrase Greg Geraldo: > > “dougie is to humor what Wayne Brady is to black people.” :Sigh: All right, Superdude. Who is Wayne Brady? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/258 "2014-08-23T19:08:13Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > :Sigh: All right, Superdude. Who is Wayne Brady? Hey look! [An article](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Brady) on Wikipedia. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/259 "2014-08-23T19:17:40Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Hey look! [An article](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Brady) on Wikipedia. Is **dougie\_monty** going to have to choke a bitch? ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/260 "2014-08-23T23:37:42Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Is **dougie\_monty** going to have to choke a bitch? Are you going to compel me? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993.md?page=14)