# Dougie\_monty is an immoral cultist **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 20, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993 "2014-08-20T13:31:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/261 "2014-08-23T23:44:17Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Are you going to compel me? Damn, man. You got a Daytime Emmy! You ain’t supposed to be doing shit like this! ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/262 "2014-08-24T02:43:34Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Are you going to compel me? Getting banned from a thread is not something to be proud of… ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/263 "2014-08-24T02:49:31Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Are you going to compel me? > > > [@Trinopus](#): > > > > Getting banned from a thread is not something to be proud of… The power of [DEL][COLOR=“Black”]Christ[/DEL][/COLOR] the Mods compels you! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/264 "2014-08-24T03:58:40Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > Before I met my wife, I was in a spousal situation with a sock. > [@3trew](#): > > She still speaks fondly of you. Really? She told me westy was a heel. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/265 "2014-08-24T04:39:32Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > The power of [DEL][COLOR=“Black”]Christ[/DEL][/COLOR] the Mods compels you! > > CMC fnord! The Mods are going to compel me to choke a bitch? If so, let the Mods tell me that themselves. I am not of a mind to play Othello to someone’s Desdemona. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/266 "2014-08-24T20:00:09Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Much like his attempts at humor. **dougie** might be the most unintentionally funny person on this entire board but when the intent is there all he gets is the Internet equivalent of a blank stare. I dunno. I often get a genuine laugh out of his comebacks. Most are pretty inane, but some of them are clever. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/267 "2014-08-24T22:16:14Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > I dunno. I often get a genuine laugh out of his comebacks. Most are pretty inane, but some of them are clever. Well, in my time I’ve dealt with some people with arrogant, contemptuous attitudes. I learned how to give as well as I got. Especially with that German carpenter who showed such contempt for Americans in general. (His own wife told me not to take him too seriously.) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/268 "2014-08-24T22:28:37Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Well, in my time I’ve dealt with some people with arrogant, contemptuous attitudes. What about people outside the JWs? ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/269 "2014-08-25T00:13:37Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > What about people outside the JWs? Don’t be a smart-aleck. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/270 "2014-08-25T00:16:55Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Don’t be a smart-aleck. I am wounded by your devastating comeback. Or I’m laughing too hard to breathe. I’m not sure which. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/271 "2014-08-25T00:57:05Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I am wounded by your devastating comeback . . . . So’s yer old man! ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/272 "2014-08-25T01:02:30Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I am wounded by your devastating comeback. > > Or I’m laughing too hard to breathe. I’m not sure which. cuts like a knife, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/273 "2014-08-25T01:25:27Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > That’s the same as asking, Do you still beat your wife? By the way, I did mean that in gest. I don’t remember what update history I was looking at when I came across that mention someone thought you (or someone with your same name) were creating sock puppets. I personally didn’t buy it, but I’m not a Wiki admin. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/274 "2014-08-25T04:36:17Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I am wounded by your devastating comeback. > > Or I’m laughing too hard to breathe. I’m not sure which. :Sigh: The purpose was not to wound, but to elicit a straight answer. Oh–and never rely on an answer you’ve written in invisible ink!😛 ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/275 "2014-08-25T05:05:24Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Well, in my time I’ve dealt with some people with arrogant, contemptuous attitudes. I learned how to give as well as I got. Especially with that German carpenter who showed such contempt for Americans in general. Jesus was German? ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/276 "2014-08-25T05:12:28Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Jesus was German? :Sigh::rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/277 "2014-08-25T05:21:53Z")
Keep doing those deep-breathing exercises. Eventually, you’ll have killer abs. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/278 "2014-08-25T12:07:16Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Jesus was German? Handel is Messiah? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/279 "2014-08-25T13:59:54Z")
> [@simster](#): > > Handel is Messiah? He’s NOT the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!! Anyone want to give odds on whether or not dougie will recognize THAT reference? ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/280 "2014-08-25T14:09:57Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > Keep doing those deep-breathing exercises. Eventually, you’ll have killer abs. Hahahaha! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993.md?page=15)