# Dougie\_monty is an immoral cultist **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 20, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993 "2014-08-20T13:31:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/381 "2014-08-28T20:31:24Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > [QUOTE=Drunky Smurf] > > If you “never know what you’re gonna get” then one has to assume that sometimes you might get rabbits. Now THAT would be a surprise ! :eek: [/QUOTE] When life gives you rabbits, make rabbit soup. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/382 "2014-08-28T21:04:33Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > When life gives you rabbits, make rabbit soup. > > Regards, > Shodan Hossenfepper! ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/383 "2014-08-28T21:06:23Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > When life gives you rabbits, make rabbit soup. > > Regards, > Shodan When I was a kid, I saw a man take a rabbit out of its hutch and cut its head off. Egad. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/384 "2014-08-28T21:24:03Z")
Rabbit head soup! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/385 "2014-08-28T21:33:43Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > When I was a kid, I saw a man take a rabbit out of its hutch and cut its head off. Egad. Obviously couldn’t get hold of a horse. ---
**Author:** ![PorchePine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@PorchePine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PorchePine)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/386 "2014-08-28T22:08:39Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Obviously couldn’t get hold of a horse. Now that’s a soup I couldn’t refuse. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/387 "2014-08-29T00:25:33Z")
> [@PorchePine](#): > > Now that’s a soup I couldn’t refuse. Che sciagura! ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/388 "2014-08-29T04:30:29Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > When I was a kid, I saw a man take a rabbit out of its hutch and cut its head off. Egad. Are you sure it wasn’t Glenn Close in drag? ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/389 "2014-08-29T07:54:38Z")
> [@42fish](#): > > Are you sure it wasn’t Glenn Close in drag? I doubt it. I’m 65, she’s 67, and I was living in Venice, CA at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/390 "2014-08-29T11:51:34Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > When I was a kid, I saw a man take a rabbit out of its hutch and cut its head off. Egad. Just to watch it die? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/391 "2014-08-29T12:01:55Z")
Damn, this thing is still going on? ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/392 "2014-08-29T12:09:07Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Damn, this thing is still going on? Not really. It’s now just staggering along like a rabbit with its head cut off. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/393 "2014-08-29T13:07:28Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Regards, > Shodan I do not find your tagline to be insulting and degrading and disrespectful like the participants in your pit thread do. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/394 "2014-08-29T14:55:47Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > Rabbit head soup! Duck head! Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/395 "2014-08-29T17:09:28Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > Duck head! > > Regards, > Shodan You see, **dougie** , Shodan is making reference to a popular cartoon where Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are arguing about hunting seasons. Bugs keeps insisting that it is “duck season,” and Daffy is protesting that it is “rabbit season.” Eventually, Bugs tricks Daffy, which is the premise of the joke. (Just thought I’d post an explanation before **dougie** could make mention that he didn’t understand the reference.) ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/396 "2014-08-29T17:15:56Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > I do not find your tagline to be insulting and degrading and disrespectful like the participants in your pit thread do. I must be doing it wrong. 😉 Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/397 "2014-08-29T17:21:23Z")
> [@Calatin](#): > > (Just thought I’d post an explanation before **dougie** could make mention that he didn’t understand the reference.) Or make a comment that shows he didn’t even know it was a reference and get badly whooshed. Again. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/398 "2014-08-29T18:48:53Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Or make a comment that shows he didn’t even know it was a reference and get badly whooshed. Again. I think I’ll just sit back and watch Elmer hide as Bugs and Daffy stalk him in hunter getup. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/399 "2014-08-29T19:20:19Z")
You’re dethpicable. Regardth, Thodan ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/400 "2014-08-29T19:54:45Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > When I was a kid, I saw a man take a rabbit out of its hutch and cut its head off. Egad. > [@42fish](#): > > Are you sure it wasn’t Glenn Close in drag? > [@dougie\_monty](#): > > I doubt it. I’m 65, she’s 67, and I was living in Venice, CA at the time. Proves nothing. She’s always been a fabulous actress, able to carry off any role she’s been faced with. For her, as a nine-year old girl, to convincingly portray a grown man, should have been a piece of cake. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993.md?page=21)