# Dougie\_monty is an immoral cultist **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 20, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993 "2014-08-20T13:31:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/401 "2014-08-29T20:36:50Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > “Retarded…” you come up with the most creative boorish things to say; kind of like pulling rabbits out of a hat or chocolates from Forrest Gump ’ s candy box.:rolleyes: Tell Dougie about the rabbits, George. ---
**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/402 "2014-08-29T20:39:27Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > I doubt it. I’m 65, she’s 67, and I was living in Venice, CA at the time. _THAT_ you research?!?! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![PorchePine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@PorchePine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PorchePine)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/403 "2014-08-29T21:14:22Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Proves nothing. She’s always been a fabulous actress, able to carry off any role she’s been faced with. For her, as a nine-year old girl, to convincingly portray a grown man, should have been a piece of cake. But could she convincingly portray a rabbit? ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/404 "2014-08-29T21:31:31Z")
> [@PorchePine](#): > > But could she convincingly portray a rabbit? Well, she could be a [bunny boiler -](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bunny+Boiler) ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/405 "2014-08-29T21:35:35Z")
> [@Calatin](#): > > _THAT_ you research?!?! :smack: What’s to research? Her date of birth is in my \* World Almanac. \* ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/406 "2014-08-29T23:50:35Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > What’s to research? Her date of birth is in my \* World Almanac. \* Um…uh…I… _Stares blankly at the wall_ ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/407 "2014-08-30T01:01:35Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > What’s to research? Her date of birth is in my \* World Almanac. \* Truly you have the library of libraries at your fingertips. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/408 "2014-08-30T01:27:34Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > What’s to research? Her date of birth is in my \* World Almanac. \* You have heard of Google, right? ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/409 "2014-08-30T01:33:38Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > You have heard of Google, right? 1st response - Surely you can’t access Google from a new smartphone - let alone from AOL! 2nd response - Whats Google got that can’t be found in the _World Almanac_? ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/410 "2014-08-30T03:14:32Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > You have heard of Google, right? Yeah, but I knew about the \* World Almanac \* before most of the Teeming Millions were even born. P. S. I Can and Do have access to Google on my smartphone. I’m doing that right now, in fact, since the modem problem on my desktop still hasn’t been corrected. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/411 "2014-08-30T03:20:40Z")
> [@simster](#): > > 1st response - > > Surely you can’t access Google from a new smartphone - let alone from AOL! > > 2nd response - > > Whats Google got that can’t be found in the _World Almanac_? To answer your second question, Simster – nothing that interests me. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/412 "2014-08-30T04:14:59Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Does it count if I just really hate the entire movie? Soundtrack was awesome, though. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/413 "2014-08-31T00:27:30Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > To answer your second question, Simster – nothing that interests me. You realize that Google is a “search engine” - to help you find things that might interest you on the internet.- right? your statement is akin to saying “the internet has nothing that interests me” - which requires that one then ask you - “why are you using it at all, then?” ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/414 "2014-08-31T01:28:35Z")
> [@simster](#): > > You realize that Google is a “search engine” - to help you find things that might interest you on the internet.- right? > > your statement is akin to saying “the internet has nothing that interests me” - which requires that one then ask you - “why are you using it at all, then?” Akin perhaps, but not the same thing. I admit there are things I can find with Google that are not in the \* World Almanac, \* and vice versa. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/415 "2014-08-31T01:40:47Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Akin perhaps, but not the same thing. I admit there are things I can find with Google that are not in the \* World Almanac, \* and vice versa. I rather doubt there’s anything in the World Almanac that you can’t find with Google. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/416 "2014-08-31T03:04:40Z")
How much lesbian porn is in the World Almanac, anyhow? ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/417 "2014-08-31T03:08:20Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Akin perhaps, but not the same thing. I admit there are things I can find with Google that are not in the \* World Almanac, \* and vice versa. So - you can find things in Google that interest you - so - your earlier post - > [@dougie\_monty](#): > > To answer your second question, Simster – nothing that interests me. was - a lie? or are you just making this shit up as you go along? ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/418 "2014-08-31T03:09:51Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > How much lesbian porn is in the World Almanac, anyhow? It’s hidden on pages 727-28 under the heading “Major Hydrodynamic Engineering Projects of the World.” Only people in on the secret bother reading past the headline. ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/419 "2014-08-31T03:32:22Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Don’t tell me what I didn’t read, Buster. I was assigned that book in a college middle -level literature course; our final exam was to write a composition on the novel ( I got an A for the final and the course). The other examples were given to show the range of my reading; I also have books by authors such as Isaac Asimov and Jan Harold Brunvand. > > Once again, don’t tell me what I didn’t read. If you do I will report the post and I may talk to my lawyer. You didn’t read Asimov. You didn’t read Brunvand. Neener neener neener, you fucking monkey. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/420 "2014-08-31T03:39:28Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > How much lesbian porn is in the World Almanac, anyhow? Who knows? I couldn’t care less about lesbian porn. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993.md?page=22)