# Dougie\_monty is an immoral cultist **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 20, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993 "2014-08-20T13:31:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/421 "2014-08-31T03:41:06Z")
> [@simster](#): > > So - you can find things in Google that interest you - > > so - your earlier post - > > was - a lie? or are you just making this shit up as you go along? :Sigh: No. In fact I was correcting myself. How about that. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/422 "2014-08-31T03:46:38Z")
> [@Mosier](#): > > You didn’t read Asimov. You didn’t read Brunvand. Neener neener neener, you fucking monkey. You give me the impression of a daredevil taking a blood glucose test after swallowing warfarin pills, in a shark tank. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/423 "2014-08-31T03:49:53Z")
> [@42fish](#): > > It’s hidden on pages 727-28 under the heading “Major Hydrodynamic Engineering Projects of the World.” Only people in on the secret bother reading past the headline. Is that code for “sticking fingers in dykes”? ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/424 "2014-08-31T03:50:59Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > You give me the impression of a daredevil taking a blood glucose test after swallowing warfarin pills, in a shark tank. Watch out everyone, we got a badass here! ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/425 "2014-08-31T04:10:32Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > Watch out everyone, we got a badass here! How can you tell? It’s on your other side. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/426 "2014-08-31T04:29:22Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Akin perhaps, but not the same thing. I admit there are things I can find with Google that are not in the \* World Almanac, \* and vice versa. > [@running\_coach](#): > > I rather doubt there’s anything in the World Almanac that you can’t find with Google. You can’t use Google to find which page of his World Almanac has the brown ring on it from where he set his coffee cup down… ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/427 "2014-08-31T04:47:34Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > :Sigh: No. In fact I was correcting myself. How about that. nah - not buying it at all - - you seem to crave attention - why not go to the Kingdumb Hall and converse with your brothers - or have they gotten tired of your shit as well? ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/428 "2014-08-31T04:48:48Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > Watch out everyone, we got a badass here! He’s got a _World Almanac_ - and he’s not afraid to use it! ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/429 "2014-08-31T13:53:20Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Is that code for “sticking fingers in dykes”? [golf clap] ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/430 "2014-08-31T14:39:15Z")
> [@simster](#): > > nah - not buying it at all - > > - you seem to crave attention - why not go to the Kingdumb Hall and converse with your brothers - or have they gotten tired of your shit as well? I’ll say this much: They sure wouldn’t want to hear yours! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/431 "2014-08-31T14:42:18Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > I’ll say this much: They sure wouldn’t want to hear yours! 😛 oh - I am so wounded - hurt I tell ya - I don’t know what I shall ever do… I wonder if I get a copy of the _World Almanac_ if I might be accepted somewhere. also not hearing that they are not tired of your shit at the hall either - have you noticed you get asked out in service by the brothers less often? ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/432 "2014-08-31T14:42:30Z")
> [@simster](#): > > He’s got a _World Almanac_ - and he’s not afraid to use it! Yeah? Well, I may not be major-league quality, and I may be too old anyway, but my pitch was clocked at 45 mph. So watch your step, buddy.😃 ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/433 "2014-08-31T14:44:15Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > [golf clap] Oh, I’m so sorry to hear you have the Golf Clap. Can you treat it yourself, Doctor? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/434 "2014-08-31T14:46:54Z")
> [@simster](#): > > oh - I am so wounded - hurt I tell ya - I don’t know what I shall ever do… > > I wonder if I get a copy of the _World Almanac_ if I might be accepted somewhere. > > also not hearing that they are not tired of your shit at the hall either - have you noticed you get asked out in service by the brothers less often? You mean even my best friends won’t tell me?! Good Heavens–don’t tell me I offend…:eek: ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/435 "2014-08-31T14:52:01Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > You mean even my best friends won’t tell me?! Good Heavens–don’t tell me I offend…:eek: Truly dougie\_monty - you are just a grumpy old half baked asshole. You’re here for attention, you lie and make shit up - and you’re a troll. You do not put any thought into your responses, and I truly doubt you have the mental capacity to do so anyway. If we (as a group) didn’t have so much fun picking at your obvious bullshit - you would have been ignored long ago. I, for one, will endeavor to quit feeding your need for attention - but I will call out your bullshit at every opportunity. Have a pleasant day. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/436 "2014-08-31T14:57:16Z")
Well, Simster, I guess you’re all heckled out for the day. I’m willing to call it quits if you are. Take it easy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/437 "2014-08-31T15:00:10Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Yeah? Well, I may not be major-league quality, and I may be too old anyway, but my pitch was clocked at 45 mph. So watch your step, buddy.😃 physical threats are a bannable offense - buddy- you’ve gotten away with it for along time now as the mods know your special - but I hope you figure out a way to deal with your tendencies. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/438 "2014-08-31T15:23:04Z")
Oh, come on…can’t you take a joke? Remember your own post from 9:48 last night…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/439 "2014-08-31T15:33:10Z")
> [@dougie\_monty](#): > > Oh, come on…can’t you take a joke? Remember your own post from 9:48 last night…🙂 Oh - I got the joke - I just don’t think you’re funny - you were trying to reference “throwing the book at someone” - but you made it personal - which makes it not a joke, and an actionable threat. the “Watch your step, buddy” - is what pushes it over the line. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993/440 "2014-08-31T16:18:51Z")
> [@simster](#): > > Oh - I got the joke - I just don’t think you’re funny - you were trying to reference “throwing the book at someone” - but you made it personal - which makes it not a joke, and an actionable threat. > > the “Watch your step, buddy” - is what pushes it over the line. Oh, I see what you mean. :o Believe me, Simster, ‘throwing the book’ at anyone was not what I had in mind… In a book of schoolwork boners, one kid was quoted as saying, - The oracle told Laius that if he had a son, it would kill him.\* This was followed by Dr. Seuss’ illustration of the scene; the oracle adds, “So watch your step, Big Boy!” [Cross-eyed emoticon goes here] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dougie_monty-is-an-immoral-cultist/695993.md?page=23)