# Dowd vs. Coulter!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 30, 2003, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576 "2003-01-30T09:03:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jesseboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/90ced4/32.png) [@jesseboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesseboy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/1 "2003-01-30T09:03:32Z")
Who’s hotter? Who’s smarter? Who do u like more? Dowd is anti-Bush, Coulter is pro. Actually, i am asking this to learn a bit more about these two and what people think of them. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/2 "2003-01-30T11:59:45Z")
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I think Coulter is hot. OTOH Dowd is a redhead. Decisions, decisions. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/3 "2003-01-30T13:08:29Z")
Dowd is at least nominally sane. Coulter needs a huggie-jacket. Stat. ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/4 "2003-01-30T14:03:23Z")
Dowd is a brilliant writer, a thoughtful and informed commentator who can be savagely funny, and is sort of attractive in a hot-professor kind of way. Coulter is a screeching parrot of erroneous right-wing propaganda and sterling proof that any gangly skank with pricey clothes and a dye job can go on TV and capture the hearts of thousands of men who don’t know any better. So to review: Dowd is smarter, and hotter. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/5 "2003-01-30T14:41:35Z")
This is a contest between the banal and the psychotic. I choose option C, Tina Fey. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/6 "2003-01-30T14:46:33Z")
Dowd gets to at least claim non-partisanship - as she ripped Clinton as badly as she rips Bush. Which I believe makes her a little more honest. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/7 "2003-01-30T14:54:05Z")
Yes, but not nearly as entertaining. Let’s face it, reasonable discourse does not a good comedienne make. ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/8 "2003-01-30T14:56:52Z")
Coulter is hotter, smarter and usually right. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/9 "2003-01-30T15:02:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RikWriter \* > \*\*Coulter is hotter, smarter and usually right. \*\* For ridiculously broad values of ‘right’, maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Oblong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c0e974/32.png) [@Oblong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblong)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/10 "2003-01-30T15:56:31Z")
Wasn’t Dowd linked to Michael Douglas? I bet Coulter is better in the sack. She probably lets you in on the back nine. ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/11 "2003-01-30T15:59:09Z")
I bet Coulter is frigid as penguin in the sack. She’d put out only as long as the money kept flowing. ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/12 "2003-01-30T16:44:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jayjay \* > \*\*For ridiculously broad values of ‘right’, maybe. \*\* That’s your opinion. I suggest you accept the idea that millions of people don’t share it. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/13 "2003-01-30T16:55:46Z")
Only on the SD would we have a conversation about hitting “the back nine” on Ann Coulter. Sometimes I wonder why I hang out here, but then I see something like this and it all comes back. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@lout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lout)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/14 "2003-01-30T17:17:18Z")
I wouldn’t screw Ann Coulter with RikWriter’s dick. ---
**Author:** ![thermalribbon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@thermalribbon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thermalribbon)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/15 "2003-01-30T17:50:41Z")
I love Ann Coulter. Dowd is a peckish shrew who uses cynicism and sarcarsm as a means of bolstering intellectually flimsy arguments. Come to think of it…at least Coulter is hot. ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/16 "2003-01-30T17:54:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lout \* > \*\*I wouldn’t screw Ann Coulter with RikWriter’s dick. \*\* You’re not welcome to screw anything with my dick, thanks anyway. ---
**Author:** ![jeevmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@jeevmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeevmon)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/17 "2003-01-30T18:08:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RikWriter \* > \*\*That’s your opinion. I suggest you accept the idea that millions of people don’t share it. \*\* And millions of others do. What’s your point? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/18 "2003-01-30T18:14:56Z")
Fifty million Frenchmen can’t be wrong. Dowd is a fool; Coulter is some sort of subnormal. I do not consider either of them sexually attractive, or to be on any higher intellectual level than “pseudo.” ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/19 "2003-01-30T18:26:11Z")
An independent eh? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576/20 "2003-01-30T18:44:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jeevmon \* > \*\*And millions of others do. What’s your point? \*\* The point is, of course, that your beliefs aren’t universal and aren’t necessarily correct…and of course, neither are mine. But neither of them should be considered ridiculous by the other, given that fact. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dowd-vs-coulter/151576.md?page=2)