# Down, Doobie Doo Down Down(to Hell, that is) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 9, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616 "2005-03-09T02:16:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/1 "2005-03-09T02:16:05Z")
whoops-you guessed wrong in the Great Religion Lottery and get sent to Hell. What dreaded song is eternally looped over the Infernal Musak System? For me, it would be “Timothy”. My Beloved says hers would be “Wildfire”. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/2 "2005-03-09T02:20:44Z")
“I’ve Never Been to Me.” ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/3 "2005-03-09T02:21:07Z")
The Way We Were. I’d just have to kill myself. Oh… That wouldn’t work, would it? ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/4 "2005-03-09T02:23:09Z")
In my personal Hell, it would be “In The Year 2525.” But that song is so bad I’m not sure even Satan could stand having it on. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/5 "2005-03-09T02:25:08Z")
A toss-up between “Honey” and “Feelings”. Perhaps a DJ party mix of the two. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/6 "2005-03-09T02:25:45Z")
It’s a medley of “You Light Up My Life” and “Una Paloma Blanca.” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/7 "2005-03-09T02:27:56Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > It’s a medley of “You Light Up My Life” and “Una Paloma Blanca.” Hey, now, I like one of those. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dubs)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/8 "2005-03-09T02:28:13Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > A toss-up between “Honey” and “Feelings”. > > Perhaps a DJ party mix of the two. I second “Honey” and since we’ve got nothing to lose we can beat the crap out of Bobby Goldsboro when he shows up. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/9 "2005-03-09T02:38:32Z")
What does it matter which song you choose? It is going to be looped for all eternity. Even if you could pick your favourite song it would remain so for about a week before you were sick of it. An eon or two into eternity listening to the same song and you’ll want to start hanging out with Pauly Shore. Think about this - which would you rather have your favourite song or 1 million songs you dislike? I know that I take the variety. In answer to the OP, it would have to be Ween - Push th’ Little Daisies. I think that this song was once proven to be on Hells jukebox, but I can’t find the link anymore. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/10 "2005-03-09T02:59:11Z")
“Playground In My Mind” by Clint Holmes. Fortunately, I’ve never heard it all the way through. Any part of it is too much. _My name is Michael, I’ve got a nickel…"_ Where’s my flamethrower? ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/11 "2005-03-09T04:04:22Z")
“Butterfly Kisses” by Bob Carlyle. So glurgy it makes me want to die… or kill! ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/12 "2005-03-09T04:36:43Z")
“I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. SHIT!!! It hurts me to even think about that song. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/13 "2005-03-09T04:39:17Z")
Oh yeah: “Teddy Bear” by Red Sovine. Please, don’t make me remember! ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/14 "2005-03-09T05:02:35Z")
Probably that Cher tune '_Do you believe in life after love…after love…after love_ in the really monotonous crappy club remix they released. Or maybe ‘Mmm-Bop’. I would rather stick a ferret down my pants than to ever hear those little Hanson fuckers again. ---
**Author:** ![MinniePurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@MinniePurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MinniePurl)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/15 "2005-03-09T05:31:36Z")
“Sugar Shack” or “Don’t Take the Girl” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/16 "2005-03-09T05:33:20Z")
Birdhouse in your Soul would make me commit suicide in hell. Then where would I go? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/17 "2005-03-09T05:59:42Z")
Havin’ my baby What a lovely way of sayin’ how much you love me Havin’ my baby What a lovely way of sayin’ what you’re thinkin’ of me :smack: ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/18 "2005-03-09T15:12:41Z")
“Everything is Beautiful, in its Own Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-y.” Just thinking about that song, I’m already in Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/19 "2005-03-09T15:19:35Z")
In a cruel, ironic, rubbing-it-in way, I’m sure that’ it’d be The Resurrection Rap by Carman. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616/20 "2005-03-09T15:35:49Z")
Frankly, you could just tune a radio to a top-40 station. That would be entirely sufficient torture. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-doobie-doo-down-down-to-hell-that-is/293616.md?page=2)