# down n dirty oral sex ranting **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 1, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810 "2001-10-01T19:34:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/21 "2001-10-01T20:23:05Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh, and I was raised in a strict Indian family. Sex does not exist. The opposite gender does not have genitalia. Your own are to be ignored. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING So, where did the Kama Sutra come from, then? Hey, I’ve been to Khajurao and seenthe temple wall bas reliefs there. Not to mention with a billion people in India, _somebody_ has been doing some heavy-duty aardvarkin’! ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/22 "2001-10-01T20:27:11Z")
**Jarbaby** , I totally agree with the three points that you made in your post: a) Not all women dislike giving blowjobs b) They were selfish people and c) Marriage really shouldn’t change your sexual relations. I was more commenting on the later posts… The impression put across was that girlfriends who don’t give head are bad girlfriends. I have, and I do sometimes… I just always have to supress vomiting. ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/23 "2001-10-01T20:30:59Z")
Oh great! while I’m typing my stupendous joke, everybody and their brother is posting things like, “It’s only in jokes, etc.” Now I feel like such the boob. Oh well, as you were. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/24 "2001-10-01T20:36:54Z")
Yeah, but remember…the Kama Sutra was put together before the Brits got their hands on India. Dang Brits. ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/25 "2001-10-01T20:39:35Z")
\ Note to self… Be sure to include oral sex clause in the pre-nup. \ ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/26 "2001-10-01T20:46:56Z")
Not only are there _apsaras_ and _gopis_ cavorting on the walls of the Khajuraho temple complex, there’s even a guy getting it on with a horse! I’ve got a photo of it in my India album. ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/27 "2001-10-01T20:57:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gobear \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Oh, and I was raised in a strict Indian family. Sex does not exist. The opposite gender does not have genitalia. Your own are to be ignored. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING > > So, where did the Kama Sutra come from, then? Hey, I’ve been to Khajurao and seenthe temple wall bas reliefs there. > Not to mention with a billion people in India, _somebody_ has been doing some heavy-duty aardvarkin’! \*\* The Kama Sutra was written a long, long, long time ago, before the current prudishness that pervades Indian society came about. Even today, the simple act of kissing is frowned upon in mainstream Indian cinema. Really. And that aardvarkin’ is based upon the whole patrilineal system of inheritance. Not to mention sex ed and contraceptives are _verboten_, and not just in the little villages. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/28 "2001-10-01T21:04:34Z")
> [@](#): > > . Even today, the simple act of kissing is frowned upon in mainstream Indian cinema. Really. I dunno. All that chasing each other around apple trees while singing with a back up chorus must lead to some serious off-screen makin’ out. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/29 "2001-10-01T21:12:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gobear \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > . Even today, the simple act of kissing is frowned upon in mainstream Indian cinema. Really. > > I dunno. All that chasing each other around apple trees > while singing with a back up chorus must lead to some serious off-screen makin’ out. 🙂 \*\* Yeah. OFF-screen. I remember last year when one of my (American) friends (who was taking a Hindi course) was watching a movie when I wandered in. Her: Awwwwwwwwww… Anjali (me) and Sameer (another kid in the dorm): THEY SHOWED THEM KISSING?!!?! So, yeah. Indian censors are kinda weird. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/30 "2001-10-01T21:15:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tiggeril \* > **Oh, and I was raised in a strict Indian family. Sex does not exist. The opposite gender does not have genitalia. Your own are to be ignored. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING.** This coming from the one who is always licking everyone in chat? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/31 "2001-10-01T21:23:09Z")
Well, I’m not at home now, am I? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gtzaskar00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9c0ed/32.png) [@gtzaskar00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gtzaskar00)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/32 "2001-10-01T21:26:32Z")
I can’t see a reason anyone would ever complain about giving oral sex. I don’t do it hoping for something in return. I do it for the selfish reason that there is nothing I love more than having my mouth between a girl’s legs for at least an hour before moving on to the main event. I do know plenty of guys who find it a turn off, as well as many girls whose SO’s many times flat out refuse to. I can’t comprehend what is wrong with them. MMM MMM Good… ---
**Author:** ![GKW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@GKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GKW)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/33 "2001-10-01T21:54:52Z")
Thoughts on oral sex…I have no problem sucking on dick - it’s just that I’m afraid I don’t know how to give great blow jobs. I think my mouth is too small and I’m always worried about scaping him with my teeth even if I cover them with my lips. And I can’t have his dick too far in or nature takes over & I start to gag. Any suggestions on how to improve my performance would be greatly appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/34 "2001-10-01T22:14:34Z")
I love to give head. It’s fun, it tastes good (am I the only person who enjoy swallowing?) and you always get it after you give it. Excuse me, I have to go find Brian now… 😃 ~Kittie ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/35 "2001-10-01T22:16:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\* > The only place I’ve ever heard of women giving blow jobs until they got married has been in jokes. I really had no idea there were real people like that. > > Sad. Very sad. \*\* You and me both. How incredibly sad. How dishonest, how fucked up. How glad am I that I am not the people in these relationships? GKW: Imagine the dick is yours. Treat it accordingly. stoid ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/36 "2001-10-01T22:22:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GKW \* > \*\*Thoughts on oral sex…I have no problem sucking on dick - it’s just that I’m afraid I don’t know how to give great blow jobs. > I think my mouth is too small and I’m always worried about scaping him with my teeth even if I cover them with my lips. And I can’t have his dick too far in or nature takes over & I start to gag. > Any suggestions on how to improve my performance would be greatly appreciated. \*\* Practice, practice, practice! BTW, are you in the South Florida area…? Heh heh heh. ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/37 "2001-10-01T22:33:13Z")
IANAL, (and does anyone else besides me ever subconciously parse that as “I anal”?), but I’m pretty certain that the husband-to-be referenced in the OP can sue those women for huge amounts of punitive damage. Seriously though, the enjoyment that one gets out of sex is limited if part of the turn-on isn’t your partner’s being turned on. At least in my experience. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/38 "2001-10-01T22:45:09Z")
I hope your friends didn’t really think they were speaking for _all_ women, jarbaby. Oral sex is _great._ I can’t imagine _not_ doing it. Giving head during sex is as natural to me as breathing. Almost “routine,” you could say, but not because it’s expected–I just like to do it. And **kittie**? > [@](#): > > (am I the only person who enjoy swallowing?) Nope. Sure not. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/39 "2001-10-01T22:55:07Z")
I really like it too. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810/40 "2001-10-01T22:56:34Z")
Giving blowjobs, that is. I don’t swallow - indeed, I don’t let people cum in my mouth; it reduces the risk, and I object to the texture, if not the taste. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-n-dirty-oral-sex-ranting/84810.md?page=3)