# Down Under Dopers Unite!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 28, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305 "2003-08-28T23:16:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/61 "2003-09-01T06:06:40Z")

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Mental Note to Self - when planning a revolution it is a good idea to have a plan!

Ummmm the whole scare the 'Mericans with vegemite / marmite thing has been done.

And apparently [Waltzing Matilda](http://www.abc.net.au/arts/news/artsnews_935105.htm) doesn’t cut it any more.

So a group haka then 🙂

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/62 "2003-09-01T06:12:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Spink \*  
> \*\*Palmerston North NZ represent!🙂 \*\*

[Totally Irrelevant]

I had a killer crush on a boy from Palmerston North when I was at Uni. He’d moved to Adelaide, South Australia to study at the Lutheran Seminary there. He had the most gorgeous blue eyes and lovely hair and all these annoying morals. Honestly I tried my best but lost him to lovely sweet girl with morals to match his.

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/63 "2003-09-01T06:37:37Z")

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Yes since we need a war plan a Haka sounds like a perfect pre-emptive strike (silly rugby twits not allowing Waltzing Maltida…but then it ain’t really that intimidating)

[/Totaly Irrelevant]  
Kiwi blokes have morals? Sorry just having a bitter moment due to relationship ending yesterday.  
[/Totaly Irrelevant]

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/64 "2003-09-01T06:46:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by calm kiwi \*  
> \*\*Yes since we need a war plan a Haka sounds like a perfect pre-emptive strike (silly rugby twits not allowing Waltzing Maltida…but then it ain’t really that intimidating)
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> [/Totaly Irrelevant]  
> Kiwi blokes have morals? Sorry just having a bitter moment due to relationship ending yesterday.  
> [/Totaly Irrelevant] \*\*

Right Step 1 - Group Haka

then what?

Re totally irrelevant - Kiwi bloke with morals was training to be a Lutheran Minister so maybe he was just an aberration.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/65 "2003-09-01T06:49:44Z")

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I can see the Harbour Bridge from here.

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/66 "2003-09-01T06:55:12Z")

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Hmmm maybe start “fair suck of the sav” in order to replace 1920’s style “death ray”?

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**Author:** ![mrsam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5ac83/32.png) [@mrsam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsam)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/67 "2003-09-01T07:05:56Z")

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Yeah, that’s a 1920’s style fair suck of the sav.

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**Author:** ![kiwiboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/35a633/32.png) [@kiwiboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiwiboy)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/68 "2003-09-01T07:10:41Z")

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Yet another New Zealander here.

It’s kind of neat how a board inspired by a column in a Chicago newspaper can attract so many of us antipodeans.

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/69 "2003-09-01T07:30:18Z")

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I doubt there would be many places in the world you could go and not find an Antipodean.

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/70 "2003-09-01T07:33:20Z")

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Fair suck of the antipodean sav…

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/71 "2003-09-01T07:44:13Z")

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Jeeeeeeeeez Wayne 😃

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/72 "2003-09-01T07:44:54Z")

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Awwwwwww STREWTH Narelle… 😃

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/73 "2003-09-01T07:47:15Z")

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Blimey cobber that was swift.

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/74 "2003-09-01T07:49:24Z")

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k’noath mate. I was impressed with it meself! I just happened to click on the link, saw you’d replied, thought, “yair, I’ll 'ave a go at that…” an’ all within sixty seconds. 🙂

But… geeeeeeez yer a daaaaag.

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/75 "2003-09-01T07:57:49Z")

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Fair suck of the sav mate! Strewth ya a bloody dag yaself mate and a blimming swift one at that (yep that’s the game plan le’s just blind them with antipodeanisms)

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**Author:** ![mrsam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5ac83/32.png) [@mrsam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrsam)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/76 "2003-09-01T09:33:04Z")

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Look at moi look at moi look at moi!!!

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**Author:** ![superstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@superstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superstar)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/77 "2003-09-01T09:44:50Z")

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Sorry it took me so long, but I’m here and ready to take over.

Plus I’m up for Tim Tams, Vegemite, beer, Pav… and anything that’s going.  
If it’s free!

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**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/78 "2003-09-01T09:47:37Z")

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Reporting for duty.

Though I do not like Tim Tams or vegemite, I do have experience with conducting a revolution 😉 and have an ingrained love of the Australian bush. Can I join in ?

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**Author:** ![Dharma\_Bumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@Dharma\_Bumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dharma_Bumpkin)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/79 "2003-09-01T11:32:24Z")

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And me! Me too! Me too! Can I play?

Okay so I live in London but I’m still a fair dinkum Kiwi… that counts, right?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mullets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/aeb1de/32.png) [@John\_Mullets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mullets)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/down-under-dopers-unite/198305/80 "2003-09-01T12:12:07Z")

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Err… Hello.

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