# Download the PG-13 SDMB 2004 Calendar **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554 "2004-01-04T01:02:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/1 "2004-01-04T01:02:31Z")
JANUARY is up! [JANUARY 2004](http://teemingmillions.com/2004calendar.php) Miss January is our very lovely **BottledBlondJeanie** I’m going to be posting each month individually. This one was supposed to have been posted last week–sowwy. My goal will be to post each new month the week before that month starts. My goal is also to try to go boy/girl/boy/girl every other month. It isn’t too late to get into the calendar! There are a few months left! Visit [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=211905) to learn how! ---
**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/2 "2004-01-04T01:14:50Z")
Pray tell, where can the unrated version be downloaded? ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/3 "2004-01-04T01:26:59Z")
… I’m sorry, I just had a temporary lapse in brain function. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/4 "2004-01-04T01:27:59Z")
Let us know when that rip in the picture is repaired. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/5 "2004-01-04T06:24:20Z")
So, I’m not the only one who got a torn one? I was going to blame Yahoo, but… ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/6 "2004-01-04T06:27:01Z")
Is there any way to get these autographed? ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/7 "2004-01-04T07:32:44Z")
Bo Derek eat my snorkel! You kind of get the vibe that January has one hell of a perky arse to go along with her other qualities. Anyway, very tastefully done. I’m guessing - generally speaking ya’ll - southern gals will do the car hood/bonnet, look-at-my-crack shots, West Coast chicks the frolicking in sea and sand stuff, East Coast some weird esoteric shit and Mid-West girls kinda posing coyly with farm machinery. Am I right, already !! ?? ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/8 "2004-01-04T15:45:29Z")
[Roy Orbison] _Rrowwr!_ [/Roy Orbison] ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/9 "2004-01-04T16:00:12Z")
hubba[sup]2[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/10 "2004-01-04T16:09:27Z")
Ya know, _some_ people might consider that rip to be rather misogynistic… Whatever happened to good ol’ 'lectrical tape pasties? You know, _ala Wendy O. Williams_ ? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/11 "2004-01-04T16:25:30Z")
**Opal** , I can understand why you might not want to make these available all at once. But can I make a suggestion? I don’t know about others, but for me at least, having the pages for the next month or (preferably) two (in addition to the present month, that is) would be helpful if this is to be a working calendar, and not just a decorative one. Not that there’s anything wrong with its decorative properties so far, thanks to **BBJ**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/12 "2004-01-04T19:38:18Z")
Yeah maybe I will do that RT (two months advance) ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/13 "2004-01-04T19:47:32Z")
WooHoo! BottledBlondJeanie, how YOU doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/14 "2004-01-05T06:14:03Z")
Wow, great shot **BottledBlondJeanie**! Who took the picutre? Was he or she professional? Did **Opal** add the mottling, or was that part of the original? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/15 "2004-01-05T08:16:29Z")
The photo was really low-res and wasn’t clear after I enlarged it to an appropriate size… so I did some tweaking and applied some filters that made it look like a pastel drawing. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/16 "2004-01-05T17:08:43Z")
Bumping this because if it isn’t of compelling public interest, at least to straight men and gay women, then I don’t know what is. ---
**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/17 "2004-01-05T17:32:32Z")
What are the requirements for submitting a photo, **Opal**? Does it have to be quite _that_, uhh, revealing? Any guidelines? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/18 "2004-01-05T18:27:13Z")
Read the last line of Opal’s first post, Priam. There’s a link there. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/19 "2004-01-05T23:25:49Z")
Uh oh! :eek: I think I just made this thread a sticky. I kid! Nice job, y’all. Looking forward to the rest. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/20 "2004-01-05T23:33:43Z")
UH OH!! Take mine off, OpalCat!! I don’t know which one you’re planning on using for mine but I can’t compete _panic attack_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554.md?page=2)