# Download the PG-13 SDMB 2004 Calendar **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554 "2004-01-04T01:02:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/41 "2004-01-08T16:43:28Z")
I fail to understand why anyone would want to imagine other Dopers _nekkid_ on the other side of their computer screens… If I wanted that, I’d be hanging out over at Fark… or Slashdot. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/42 "2004-01-08T16:54:50Z")
BEN STEIN??? And I’m doing just fine, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/43 "2004-01-08T16:57:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bughunter \* > \*\*I fail to understand why anyone would want to imagine other Dopers _nekkid_ on the other side of their computer screens… > > If I wanted that, I’d be hanging out over at Fark… or Slashdot. \*\* Totally different, Farkers don’t usually want to see _each other_ naked, they want Aria and other internet-porn boobies. . .oh, and the SbB girls. And Slashdotters. . .I imagine there’re precious few of those anyone would want to see in the buff. **Opal** , maybe I said “scary” because I’m sexually insecure and naked guys frighten me. No offense to anyone (plnnr). . . 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/44 "2004-01-08T22:20:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by troub \* > **Totally different** Well, only different in that over at Fark and Slashdot, far too many other users _are_ sitting behind their computers nekkid. I hang out here because I’m pretty sure Dopers dope with their clothes on. Mostly. ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/45 "2004-01-08T22:34:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bughunter \* > \*\*Well, only different in that over at Fark and Slashdot, far too many other users _are_ sitting behind their computers nekkid. > > I hang out here because I’m pretty sure Dopers dope with their clothes on. > > Mostly. \*\* They do???!! Ooops! _grabs towel and covers up_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/46 "2004-01-08T22:48:47Z")
Uh oh! We’ve been caught, **wendyrules**!! But being female, I’m quite sure the male Dopers don’t mind thinking of us in a more natural state of being, ya think? ---
**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/47 "2004-01-08T22:51:18Z")
It occupies an inordinate amount of my time. I can’t speak for the others. So, **Opal** , when will we get a peek at Miss March 2004? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/48 "2004-01-09T01:57:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bughunter \* > \*\*I hang out here because I’m pretty sure Dopers dope with their clothes on. > > Mostly.\*\* Judging by responses in [these](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=190042) [three](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=131626) [threads](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=96113), you might change “mostly” to “sometimes”. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by SanguineSpider_ > **Did you (Horseflesh) send in a picture?** I wanted to do one outdoors in a risque public place like a park or at a zoo in front of a big cat display (lions and tigers are my favorite), but that opportunity kinda fell through and now it’s too cold. I’m trying to think up an interesting indoor pose that won’t look goofy. Kitty cats just ain’t the same, plus they got _claws_. ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/49 "2004-01-09T03:23:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\*Uh oh! We’ve been caught, **wendyrules**!! > But being female, I’m quite sure the male Dopers don’t mind thinking of us in a more natural state of being, ya think? \*\* Damn! We _have_ been caught out, **Sanguine**! But if you’re still game, I am… _removes towel once again_ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/50 "2004-01-09T03:26:02Z")
I don’t see **SanguineSpider** ’s profile anywhere. Where are you? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/51 "2004-01-09T04:36:43Z")
Horseflesh: if you take your photo against a fairly neutral background (white wall, etc) and then send a photo of what you want in the background, I can edit you into that photo. 🙂 So send in you plus a tiger and I’ll put you with the tiger or whatever. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/52 "2004-01-09T05:13:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KidCharlemagne \* > \*\*I don’t see **SanguineSpider** ’s profile anywhere. Where are you? \*\* Profile? I thought I had one for the SDMB, you know… location, occupation, and so on. I am Keeper of the raging squirrel, it says so on my profile _wink_. Are you referring to something else? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/53 "2004-01-09T14:11:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\*Profile? I thought I had one for the SDMB, you know \*\* Oh I thought you had one on teeming millions with a picture. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/54 "2004-01-21T04:50:13Z")
How goes the “model” search, **Opalcat**? Got all the months assigned yet? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/55 "2004-01-21T05:25:12Z")
_tapping my toe, waiting for February_ Yes, that sound is me tapping my toe. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Blueapple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Blueapple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blueapple)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2004, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/56 "2004-01-22T06:50:58Z")
> [@ccwaterback](#): > > _tapping my toe, waiting for February_ > > Yes, that sound is me tapping my toe. 😃 Scroll down 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/57 "2004-01-22T19:32:43Z")
Wow, great Job **Opal**! I’ve been involved in the move from hell so I haven’t been here recently–just saw this. Thanks to everyone for being so nice, trust me I shameless hussy that I am blushed… **Sanguine** I WANT to see you, don’t be silly c’mon! I can’t wait for March!!! And Miss Opal, when will we be seeing the new you?? Also, my SO took the picture of me. We were playing around in the hot tub in Cancun having a good time and the picture surprised me. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/58 "2004-02-04T04:30:34Z")
March (Alias) and April (Attrayant) are up [快三平台注册送18-电子平台送免费体验金](http://teemingmillions.com/2004calendar.php)😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/59 "2004-02-04T07:12:32Z")
:: sees **BBJ** ’s and **Alias** ’ pictures :: :: reads of the other women contributing :: :: breaks into sweat :: _Sankta patrino de l’ Ter’_! I _am_ impressed! And if I swung that way, I’d be impressed by the men as well! Excellent job, Opal! Er… you planning on selling preprinted calendars? [sub]Needless to say, sending a pic of me is out of the question… must go back to gym… must go back to gym…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2004, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/60 "2004-02-04T07:17:20Z")
Nope. If you want a printed calendar, print out the higher resolution version each month and print it at home 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554.md?page=4)