# Download the PG-13 SDMB 2004 Calendar **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554 "2004-01-04T01:02:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/101 "2004-04-16T20:11:05Z")
> [@plnnr](#): > > Drool is cool. **nyctea scandiaca** seems **plnnr** doesn’t mind the drooling at all. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UWmite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UWmite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UWmite)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/102 "2004-04-16T21:29:14Z")
**Edward’s** pose reminds me of writer Neal Pollack’s publicity photo. Complete with the caption about being the apogee of male beauty. Love the calendar! ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/103 "2004-04-16T21:38:28Z")
Not _nearly_ enough nudism from the ladies…and, uh, guys, that’ll be all, thanks. Good first try though. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/104 "2004-04-16T22:21:09Z")
By the way, I suspect this is just a ploy by some pervy dopers to get lots of nudie pics of other dopers in their email box… …which is fucking brilliant, and I don’t know why I didn’t think of it myself… ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/105 "2004-04-16T22:31:52Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > By the way, I suspect this is just a ploy by some pervy dopers to get lots of nudie pics of other dopers in their email box… > > …which is fucking brilliant, and I don’t know why I didn’t think of it myself… Actually, years of experiments and tactical simualtions have revealed that the best way is changing you sig to “Show me your boobs!” and including your e-mail adress, ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/106 "2004-04-27T06:38:56Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > By the way, I suspect this is just a ploy by some pervy dopers to get lots of nudie pics of other dopers in their email box… > > …which is fucking brilliant, and I don’t know why I didn’t think of it myself… Or, as **Max Carnage** found out a couple of years back, start a [web page](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=119536) showing Dopers and eventually enough people will send in their nudie pics. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/107 "2004-06-12T05:28:43Z")
_plays patriotic music_ JULY is up! W00t! Check out Sperfur!! [http://www.teemingmillions.com/2004calendar.php](http://www.teemingmillions.com/2004calendar.php) ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/108 "2004-09-15T16:24:56Z")
I just realized I hadn’t seen this updated for a while- Sperfur was the last _WOW!_ I saw. Where’s the Jan pic of BBJ? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/109 "2004-09-15T19:07:58Z")
I stopped doing it because I didn’t think anyone was looking anymore. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/110 "2004-09-15T19:16:43Z")
So I posed for nothing? ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/111 "2004-09-15T19:30:59Z")
Just waiting for more pictures to be put up… ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/112 "2004-09-16T12:53:50Z")
I try to visit every month. Very nice to look at… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/113 "2004-09-16T13:09:33Z")
I was checking once a week last month to see when September would be available… as well as look at previous month’s hotties. Is there a 2005 calendar in the works? MORE HOTTIES! WE NEED MORE HOTTIES!!! \ ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/114 "2004-09-16T13:18:15Z")
**Alias** , you’re _really_ cute. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/115 "2004-09-16T15:00:36Z")
Heck yes, I was looking. I’ve been eagerly awaiting the bumping of this thread to see the new pictures. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/116 "2004-09-16T16:30:59Z")
2005? I’ve been working out and have lost about 15 pounds. Count me in again (provided no one says I look like a “scary Ben Stein” - that hurt). ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/117 "2004-09-16T17:09:08Z")
Is there a reason the year starts with February? Wasn’t **BottledBlondJeanie** the January debutante, as discussed on the first page of the thread? I see February thru August when I load the page. I’m seldom in MPSIMS and never saw any of this before. ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/118 "2004-09-16T17:18:44Z")
I never saw January either. But judging from all the excitement over the photo, I’m considering starting a petition to get **BottledBlondJeanie** back where she belongs! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/119 "2004-09-16T17:36:39Z")
I am now drooling over **Jervoise** and **plnnr**. WOOF! ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/120 "2004-09-16T17:57:29Z")
> [@plnnr](#): > > 2005? I’ve been working out and have lost about 15 pounds. Count me in again (provided no one says I look like a “scary Ben Stein” - that hurt). Scary? I can’t see how your picture could reasonably be described that way. It should be printed on government posters with the words ‘Forget risks of heart attack, cancer, and stroke. Eat right and exercise, and you’ll be able to able wear a speedo and pick up college girls half your age. Fitness is sexy’ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554.md?page=7)