# Download the PG-13 SDMB 2004 Calendar

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 4, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554 "2004-01-04T01:02:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/121 "2004-09-17T01:12:17Z")

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> [@DocCathode](#):
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> Scary? I can’t see how your picture could reasonably be described that way. It should be printed on government posters with the words ‘Forget risks of heart attack, cancer, and stroke. Eat right and exercise, and you’ll be able to able wear a speedo and pick up college girls half your age. Fitness is sexy’

“I’d rather have two girls, at 21 each, than one girl at 42.”  
-WC Fields

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/122 "2004-09-16T20:40:34Z")

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> [@plnnr](#):
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> “I’d rather have two girls, at 21 each, than one girl at 42.”  
> -WC Fields

Well, yeah, because a 42-year-old “girl” would just be … oogy.

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**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/123 "2004-09-16T20:42:23Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> I stopped doing it because I didn’t think anyone was looking anymore.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Say it isn’t so!

😉

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/download-the-pg-13-sdmb-2004-calendar/222554/124 "2004-09-16T20:46:00Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Well, yeah, because a 42-year-old “girl” would just be … oogy.

No, rather because as one of the songs in the Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure soundtrack says “Two heads are better than one. It’s double the pleasure, baby. And triple the fun.”

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