# Dr. Gaylove, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Bomb the Love

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-gaylove-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-bomb-the-love/407725>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 12, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-gaylove-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-bomb-the-love/407725 "2007-06-12T16:24:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-gaylove-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-bomb-the-love/407725/21 "2007-06-13T04:16:57Z")

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Just how gay are we talking, here? Barney Frank gay or blazing, shrieking Carmen Miranda gay? If Elton John took a direct hit, would he reverse polarity? How much money would it cost to pay somebody to hit Chuck Norris with one and videotape the results?

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-gaylove-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-bomb-the-love/407725/22 "2007-06-13T13:24:36Z")

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Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick that bomb with his nuts and then proceed to knock up every chick in a 5-mile radius.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-gaylove-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-bomb-the-love/407725/23 "2007-06-14T20:10:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Kythereia]  
I keep picturing an explosion, and everyone gets up and walks away dazed, wearing pink sparkly camoflauge…  
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And all embarrassed that they’re wearing the same outfit.

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