# Dr. Seuss in The Onion: "Stop Making Movies About My Books" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 2, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-in-the-onion-stop-making-movies-about-my-books/443700 "2008-04-02T18:34:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-in-the-onion-stop-making-movies-about-my-books/443700/21 "2008-04-03T13:31:06Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] 😕 How . . . ? Some Seuss books have plots, but not that one. [/QUOTE] I have no idea. That confused me when I first read it, too. And to add to the Seuss porn list: _I Can Fuck 30 Tigers Today! Mr. Brown Can Screw! Can You? And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry’s Teat I Had Trouble In Getting Solla To Screw_ ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-in-the-onion-stop-making-movies-about-my-books/443700/22 "2008-04-03T14:50:16Z")
_Green Eggs and Anal_ ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-in-the-onion-stop-making-movies-about-my-books/443700/23 "2008-04-03T15:36:36Z")
Would you do it on a plane? Would you do it in a train? Would you do it on a boat? Would you do it with a goat? 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-in-the-onion-stop-making-movies-about-my-books/443700.md?page=1)