# Dr. Seuss' The Call of Cthulhu for Beginning Readers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 31, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345 "2011-10-31T02:44:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/1 "2011-10-31T02:44:25Z")

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This is absolutely priceless  
Cover:[DrFaustusAU - Traditional Artist | DeviantArt](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4ba34e)

Artist’s site with all his pages:

> **[DrFaustusAU - Traditional Artist | DeviantArt](https://www.deviantart.com/drfaustusau)**
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> Check out DrFaustusAU's art on DeviantArt. Browse the user profile and get inspired.

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> In the Month of March '25 it occurred
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> (amongst other ills that you might have heard),
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> Wilcox asked Professor Angell to explain
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> the visions of R’lyeh assaulting his brain.

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**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/2 "2011-10-31T06:35:25Z")

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This is priceless. I will get the book if it ever comes out.

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**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/3 "2011-10-31T11:32:50Z")

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Haven’t read it yet, but I love the cover and artwork. For easy browsing, here are all the pages in seperate links:

[Cover](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/art/The-Call-of-Cthulhu-Cover-260811086?q=gallery%3Adrfaustusau%2F30462549&qo=17)  
[Page 1](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/art/The-Call-of-Cthulhu-Page-01-261488736?q=gallery%3Adrfaustusau%2F30462549&qo=16)  
[Page 2-3](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/art/The-Call-of-Cthulhu-Page-02-03-261489141?q=gallery%3Adrfaustusau%2F30462549&qo=15)  
[Page 4-5](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/art/The-Call-of-Cthulhu-Page-04-05-261695102?q=gallery%3Adrfaustusau%2F30462549&qo=14)  
[Page 6-7](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/art/The-Call-of-Cthulhu-Page-06-07-261695674?q=gallery%3Adrfaustusau%2F30462549&qo=13)  
[Page 8-9](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/art/The-Call-of-Cthulhu-Page-08-09-262162808?q=gallery%3Adrfaustusau%2F30462549&qo=12)  
[Page 10-11](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/art/The-Call-of-Cthulhu-Page-10-11-262376769?q=gallery%3Adrfaustusau%2F30462549&qo=11)  
[Page 12-13](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/art/The-Call-of-Cthulhu-Page-12-13-262864888?q=gallery%3Adrfaustusau%2F30462549&qo=10)  
[Page 14-15](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/art/The-Call-of-Cthulhu-Page-14-15-263513576?q=gallery%3Adrfaustusau%2F30462549&qo=9)  
[Page 16-17](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/art/The-Call-of-Cthulhu-Page-16-17-263890443?q=gallery%3Adrfaustusau%2F30462549&qo=4)  
[Page 18-19](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/art/The-Call-of-Cthulhu-Page-18-19-264208369?q=gallery%3Adrfaustusau%2F30462549&qo=3)  
[Page 20-21](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/art/The-Call-of-Cthulhu-Page-20-21-264885298?q=gallery%3Adrfaustusau%2F30462549&qo=2)  
[Page 22-23](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/art/The-Call-of-Cthulhu-Page-22-23-265714033?q=gallery%3Adrfaustusau%2F30462549&qo=1)  
[Page 24-25](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/art/The-Call-of-Cthulhu-Page-24-25-266084884?q=gallery%3Adrfaustusau%2F30462549&qo=0)

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**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/4 "2011-10-31T13:57:51Z")

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Yes, I have seen these, and favorited them from my own Deviant Art account ( [gytalf2000.deviantart.com](http://gytalf2000.deviantart.com) ). Wonderful story, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/5 "2011-10-31T15:26:20Z")

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Awesome! I too want to buy the hardcover copy if it’s ever published!

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/6 "2011-10-31T15:35:01Z")

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Thanks for reminding me to check it for updates. I’ve had it bookmarked for a while, waiting for him to do more pages. It’s beautifully done.

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**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/7 "2011-10-31T15:41:42Z")

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This is just brilliant. And extraordinarily well done, too; I really liked:

_“None of the members who were there assembled  
Could think of a thing that the thing there resembled”_

Flows just perfectly.

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**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/8 "2011-10-31T20:54:38Z")

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Loved it, hope this comic doesn’t suffer from the curse and actually gets finished.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/9 "2011-11-01T02:17:19Z")

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The art is decent and, at a blush, looks like Seuss (but the human characters are decidedly non-Seussian). But the rhymes just don’t flow and that killed it for me.

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**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/10 "2011-11-01T17:57:07Z")

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I’m going to try giving this a deserved bump, as it would be wholly inappropriate for Cthulhu to sink without a trace.

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**Author:** ![tanstaafl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@tanstaafl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanstaafl)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/11 "2011-11-02T12:39:57Z")

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But… isn’t Cthulhu doomed to remain sunken without a trace until the stars are right?

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**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/12 "2011-11-02T13:08:11Z")

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Whoosh.

On a related note, [Tales of the Plush Cthulhu](http://www.logicalcreativity.com/jon/plush/01.html).

> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> But the rhymes just don’t flow and that killed it for me.

I thought some lines were inspired, especially the one **Half Man Half Wit** quoted, but other didn’t quite scan.

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**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/13 "2011-11-02T23:32:44Z")

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> [@tanstaafl](#):
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> But… isn’t Cthulhu doomed to remain sunken without a trace until the stars are right?

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may die.

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/14 "2011-11-02T23:47:26Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> The art is decent and, at a blush, looks like Seuss (but the human characters are decidedly non-Seussian). But the rhymes just don’t flow and that killed it for me.

There once was a poet named Seuss  
Whose word choice was often abstruse.  
This Faustus homage,  
While cool, quel dommage,  
Shows his adherence to proper scansion is a little bit loose.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/15 "2011-11-02T23:49:44Z")

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[Pages 26-27](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/art/The-Call-of-Cthulhu-Page-26-27-266550141)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/16 "2012-02-09T02:13:04Z")

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This isn’t exactly a zombie thread, but that would be appropriate.  
More pages from Dr. Seuss’ _Call of Cthulhu_ are up.  
28-29  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d4mf91l](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d4mf91l)  
30-31  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4mn1uf](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4mn1uf)  
32-33  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4n0dhp](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4n0dhp)  
34-35 (Now with Tufflua Trees!)  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4n4ii5](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4n4ii5)  
36-37  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4n8y21](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4n8y21)  
38-39  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4n8yr0](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4n8yr0)  
40-41  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4n91sd](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4n91sd)  
42-43  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4ngzvr](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4ngzvr)  
44-45  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4nh0an](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4nh0an)  
46-47  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4nk32c](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4nk32c)  
48-49  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4nlr0n](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4nlr0n)  
50-51  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4nrhy2](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4nrhy2)  
52-53  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4nwhqz](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4nwhqz)  
54-55  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4o3xy1](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4o3xy1)  
56-57  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4o5p0n](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4o5p0n)  
58-59  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4o5ppf](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4o5ppf)  
60-61  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4o7czw](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4o7czw)  
62-63  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4ojray](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4ojray)  
64-65  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4oniet](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4oniet)  
66-67  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4oniym](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4oniym)  
68-69  
[http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4oprgt](http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4oprgt)

Almost finished!

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**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/17 "2012-02-09T14:29:02Z")

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The newer ones are even better! The author definitely hit a stride with his rhyming.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/18 "2012-02-14T13:58:42Z")

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He’s fiished it up:

pp. 70-71

> **[DrFaustusAU - Traditional Artist | DeviantArt](https://www.deviantart.com/drfaustusau)**
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> Check out DrFaustusAU's art on DeviantArt. Browse the user profile and get inspired.

pp. 72-73

> **[DrFaustusAU - Traditional Artist | DeviantArt](https://www.deviantart.com/drfaustusau)**
>
> Check out DrFaustusAU's art on DeviantArt. Browse the user profile and get inspired.

pp. 74-75

> **[DrFaustusAU - Traditional Artist | DeviantArt](https://www.deviantart.com/drfaustusau)**
>
> Check out DrFaustusAU's art on DeviantArt. Browse the user profile and get inspired.

…and started a new one, H.P. Lovecraft’s **The Tomb**

Cover:

> **[DrFaustusAU - Traditional Artist | DeviantArt](https://www.deviantart.com/drfaustusau)**
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> Check out DrFaustusAU's art on DeviantArt. Browse the user profile and get inspired.

pp. 00-01

> **[DrFaustusAU - Traditional Artist | DeviantArt](https://www.deviantart.com/drfaustusau)**
>
> Check out DrFaustusAU's art on DeviantArt. Browse the user profile and get inspired.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-seuss-the-call-of-cthulhu-for-beginning-readers/601345/19 "2012-02-14T21:32:51Z")

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Things that go **BUMP** in the night
