# Dr. Who/hey tune

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [January 25, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-who-hey-tune/6539 "2000-01-25T19:09:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jerry\_Lee\_Lewis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7bcc69/32.png) [@Jerry\_Lee\_Lewis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jerry_Lee_Lewis)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-who-hey-tune/6539/1 "2000-01-26T06:51:00Z")

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There is a tune (I don’t know the name of it) that they often play at  
basketball games in which the fans yell “hey!” with the beat. Yesterday  
I mentioned to a co-worker that I thought of that tune as the “Dr. Who”  
tune because I remember such a song being played on the radio in the  
early '80s. He quickly scoffed me saying that the tune is an old  
composition called “Rock & Roll” and the reason it is popular is because  
nobody owns the rights to it. The popular version of today certainly  
sounds more like the “Dr. Who” version than any band arrangement. What  
is the straight dope on this popular tune?

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-who-hey-tune/6539/2 "2000-01-25T19:09:00Z")

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Don’t recall the name, but I think it’s a Gary Glitter song – definitely _not_ Dr. Who.

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**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-who-hey-tune/6539/3 "2000-01-25T19:11:00Z")

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The original tune to which you refer is _Rock and Roll Part Two_ by 60s British glam-rock icon Gary Glitter.

Several years ago (late 80s or early 90s) another band did a cover of the song, substituting “Dr. Who” in the places where “Rock ‘n’ Roll” were chanted, and similar changes like that – mentions of the TARDIS, voice samples from angry Daleks, etc.

## Somebody should help you out by searching for .WAVs of both songs. I would, but I’m at work and I’ve already done my part for your enlightenment. 😛

–Da Cap’n  
“Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn  
With a deck of fifty-one.”

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-who-hey-tune/6539/4 "2000-01-25T19:30:00Z")

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I have to suspect that your username was chosen carefully for this question, because…

Teams are playing a little less of this song following recent controversy in Glitter’s life. Late last year Glitter plead guilty to 54 charges of downloading child pornography in the UK, having been acquitted of even more serious charges involving sexual assault on an underage girl. He served two months in prison.

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Livin’ on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine

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**Author:** ![ubermensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bcef8e/32.png) [@ubermensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ubermensch)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-who-hey-tune/6539/5 "2000-01-25T19:44:00Z")

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the one you hear at sports events is called, Rock and Roll Part II, or Rock N Roll Pt 2, or a variation thereof, by Gary Glitter, as previously stated, and he does own the copywrite, and he did get into trouble with child pornography (and this recent run in wasn’t his first), and he just got out of jail.

the dr. who version is called “doctorin’ the tardis” by “the timelords” who were actually KLF in disguise. so if you wanna try to find it, look under KLF, or maybe the timelords. i found my copy (as a single…don’t think it’s on any KLF album) at best buy a few years back. it’s distributed on TVT records here in the states, or at least was. it’s got 4 songs on it, IIRC, and really isn’t that bad of a song.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-who-hey-tune/6539/6 "2000-01-26T00:58:00Z")

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The original Dr. Who theme was released on a CD produced by the Sci-Fi channel & (I think) Rhino Records. I think the title was “Final Frontiers”. Lots more sci-fi themes on this, too.

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With magic, you can turn a frog into a prince. With science, you can turn a frog into a Ph.D, and you still have the frog you started with.

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**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-who-hey-tune/6539/7 "2000-01-26T16:04:00Z")

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Yes, the Dr. Who version was arranged by the KLF (aka The K Foundation, aka The Timelords, aka The Jamms (Justified Ancients of Mu Mu), etc etc) who were/are a sort of performance art/ prank group. They wrote a book about the writing of that song, which they put together as a sort of formulaic hit single to see whather a hit could be “planned” (it worked in Britain, apparently). They are also known for the “Burn a Million Quid” Britains worst-recording artist stunt.

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**Author:** ![minlokwat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minlokwat/32/2844_2.png) [@minlokwat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minlokwat)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dr-who-hey-tune/6539/8 "2000-01-26T16:23:00Z")

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You know there are actually full lyrics to this song?  
I think that on “Rock and Roll Part I”, Glitter actually sings along and “Part II” is the instrumental version sans words that you hear at virtually every sporting event in the U.S. Certainly before Glitter’s unfortunate revelations.  
I also recall that on the chorus, Glitter is singing “rock and ro-o-oll, rock and roll”.  
I only heard a snippet of the song and it sounded totally retarded.  
Has anyone heard the song in its entirety?  
Part I, I mean.  
Maybe could share all of the lyrics as well.  
I’d love to be able to impress my fellow fans by singing along the actual words to this song next time I’m in the stands.
