# drad dog:  Fuck you, you smug, douchebag troll

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**Created:** [October 15, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drad-dog-fuck-you-you-smug-douchebag-troll/798965 "2017-10-15T18:36:08Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drad-dog-fuck-you-you-smug-douchebag-troll/798965/183 "2017-11-25T18:05:20Z")

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Yeah, I should have provided a link to the event in question. Thanks, **Pork Rind**!

And, since he’s not worth responding to in a civil way. I’ll just respond here.

> [@What defines Punk Rock for you?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-defines-punk-rock-for-you/666396/54):
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> Some people need ideas about punk to feel cool. What actually is isn’t the point.

Who cares what you think about other people’s motivations, you stupid little cum bubble? When you say horseshit like like this, it says more about yourself than it does about anyone else. I know I ain’t cool, and no amount of music nerdery will make me so. Having positions that are easily verifiable as being at odds with reality isn’t making you cool, either. Still, you persist with them.

> [@What defines Punk Rock for you?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-defines-punk-rock-for-you/666396/54):
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> In fact if all your saying is that what you like is punk and what you like is also technical so, ipso facto…something is punk, why are you asking anyone else?

Actually, it’s the exact fucking opposite. I’m saying you can be technical and still play punk -_then I provided examples of that being done_. Since I’m not a moron, I don’t think that you have to play well to play Rock at all, and it’s largely been a free-for all since the start WRT ability. You’re the one making absolute statements and pushing them. You don’t even have the sense to know how to attack my position. Here’s a hint, fucktard: try to somehow attack my example’s status as “punk”. If you knew a goddamn thing about them, you’d know that one of my examples WROTE a song titled [I’m Not A Punk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocAgDqHYPWs), released on the same fucking album as the song I linked to. I was intentionally pitching soft balls. If you’d even bothered to educate yourself on the subject enough to read the Wiki entry on them, we could have had a discussion, because you’d then know enough about them to discuss it. You chose to remain an ignorant pile of rotten placenta, never to become a real boy.

I’ve had bowel movements who understood logic and argument better than you do. In fact, every one of my bowel movements is a genius in comparison to you - they don’t say shit they can’t back up.

> [@What defines Punk Rock for you?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-defines-punk-rock-for-you/666396/54):
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> This is the same argument as “what is rock” or “what is metal” or “what is (some musical subset further up the metal genre colon…)”

Yep, and the thread advertised what it was doing in the title. You’re some sort of fucking chatbot that can’t actually understand the English you yourself spout, though. So, why should I be surprised that you’re astonished at its contents?

> [@What defines Punk Rock for you?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-defines-punk-rock-for-you/666396/54):
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> Practice? Why does practice distiinguish punk rock from other music, or any other art form?

I DON’T KNOW! Why the fuck were you so stupid to assert that it is relevant? Oh wait, yeah, so you could troll me for a few posts denying something you yourself quoted in your inability to understand the board software.

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