# Drag Me to Hell on DVD (Open Spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 25, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drag-me-to-hell-on-dvd-open-spoilers/515099 "2009-10-25T22:13:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drag-me-to-hell-on-dvd-open-spoilers/515099/21 "2009-10-28T20:04:45Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > If you thought killing a kitten would save you from eternal damnation, you wouldn’t do it? > > So if a Gypsy damned you for eternity you’d just gracefully take it? I’m not sure who I’d give it to, but I’d be looking for a way to unload such a curse if it came upon me. If someone told me I needed to sacrifice “an animal” to save me, I would at least look for something other than my pet as a first try! And if I had to kill my pet to escape hell, I would be a lot more guilty and broken up about it. I might also try to pass the curse to someone else, but I’d look for someone who might conceivably deserve eternal torture, such as a murderer, or perhaps the gypsy granddaughter, who seemed to be complicit in turning damnation on me in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drag-me-to-hell-on-dvd-open-spoilers/515099/22 "2009-10-29T01:54:16Z")
> [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](#): > > I might also try to pass the curse to someone else, but I’d look for someone who might conceivably deserve eternal torture, such as a murderer, or perhaps the gypsy granddaughter, who seemed to be complicit in turning damnation on me in the first place. Yeah, I might try to go to a local jail or prison and give it to one of the inmates. ---
**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drag-me-to-hell-on-dvd-open-spoilers/515099/23 "2009-10-29T12:09:26Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > Yeah, I might try to go to a local jail or prison and give it to one of the inmates. Heh. I can just imagine how \*that \*would go. “Here, have a button!” “Huh?” “No, free of charge, here’s a button!” “What the hell?!” “C’mon, don’t you want a shiny new button?” ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drag-me-to-hell-on-dvd-open-spoilers/515099/24 "2009-10-29T18:03:25Z")
> [@PoorYorick](#): > > “C’mon, don’t you want a shiny new button?” OMG I so wish this had been in the movie or an outtake or something lol Somebody please act this out and put it on youtube! ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drag-me-to-hell-on-dvd-open-spoilers/515099/25 "2009-10-30T22:45:46Z")
The whole mixup with the envelopes was so friggin obvious that it was a huge distraction. Is there ANYONE who didn’t see that coming? Up until the kitty murder I thought it was okay. But after that point, I was actively rooting for blondie to get dragged to Hell. What, she couldn’t go buy a chicken, or a goldfish, or something? Bitch. Yes, she deserved to die, and I hope she burns in Hell! ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drag-me-to-hell-on-dvd-open-spoilers/515099/26 "2009-10-30T23:47:10Z")
The whole premise is sort of unintentionally humorous, or maybe intentional at that. You have the existence of hell, which presumably also means there’s a heaven, and one or more religious or philosophical roads to help you avoid the former and reach the latter. But, due to an unfortunate clerical mix-up, the protagonist may end up having to spend eternity in hell! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drag-me-to-hell-on-dvd-open-spoilers/515099.md?page=1)