# Drawn Together 2-1 OPEN SPOILERS

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 2, 2006, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639 "2006-02-02T05:19:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/1 "2006-02-02T05:19:26Z")

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Wooldoor is a girl?!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/2 "2006-02-02T06:31:55Z")

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No, but Captain Hero is open minded.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/3 "2006-02-02T13:27:03Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> Wooldoor is a girl?!

No, didn’t you hear when he said they were implants? 😛

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/4 "2006-02-02T16:54:35Z")

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I laughed out loud (and scared the kitty) during the whole “batman credits” thing.  
WASH  
IRON  
[RIGHT]FOLD[/RIGHT]

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/5 "2006-02-02T20:13:47Z")

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> [@bouv](#):
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> No, didn’t you hear when he said they were implants? 😛

To be fair he has gotten pregnant before.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/6 "2006-02-03T01:52:37Z")

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To the WooldorTruck!

it’s funny, i _LOATHE_ SpongeBob, can’t _STAND_ that annoying moron, yet i find Wooldoor (an obvious fusion of that insipid sponge, with just a _leetle_ bit of Stimpson J. Cat (the Professor is a direct rip/homage to Dr. Stupid)) quite entertaining…

To the WoolDeLorean!

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**Author:** ![Yeeter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/96bed5/32.png) [@Yeeter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeeter)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/7 "2006-02-03T02:56:24Z")

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Quick Note: Did anybody else notice Foxy’s nipple blinking when they were sitting in the living room at the beginning? Almost like it was winking? And yes I notice animated nipples every time they are on the screen.

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/8 "2006-02-03T03:12:28Z")

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God, this show is like a long hit of the purest, most well-crafted crack rock. The “not it” part gave me the biggest laugh of the week - touching their noses, and they all looked so serious.

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/9 "2006-02-03T03:24:20Z")

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I really penised this was a great penis. Drawn together really penised all my penises.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/10 "2006-02-03T03:29:28Z")

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> [@Amp](#):
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> I really penised this was a great penis. Drawn together really penised all my penises.

you penised that right!

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/11 "2006-02-03T04:44:32Z")

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Heh, nice continuity within the episode, when Wooldoor took off in the WoolDeLorean (with the “OTATIME” licence plate) and Western Wooldoor (who sounds like Michael J. Fox) appears and starts to fade, we find out why shortly…

as the WoolDeLorean pulls to a stop in front of the Penis Tower, you see the DeLorean run over a couple of Sockbats, slow framing shows them as a male and female, Wooldoor’s parents!, so Wooldoor was responsible for their parents never concieving him…

(and if Sockbat masturbation is as complex as it was in “Clum Babies”, i don’t want to even _think_ about the mating rituals of the Sockbat species…)

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/12 "2006-02-03T14:04:27Z")

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I’m a fan of Drawn Together but this episode… this episode just seem to transcend all prior episodes and enter the realm of the magical.

Captian Hero’s tear-away cape, with dispenser. The Mad-Libber. What was the line - “How can you ruthlessly penis someone?” “Allright, I’ll show you one more time…”… “I’m telling you, one of these words has to be penis!” Paraple-Jack. The Mad-Libber’s costume. Toot’s B-plot mirroring a real-life person I know. The blacklight. “I’m a _Very_ friendly ghost!” Ling-Ling’s Seppuku. “That’s one irritable bowel!” Ba-dum-bum. The Batman opening. “Can I be your side… show?”

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**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/13 "2006-02-03T16:26:04Z")

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I’m just really curious…does anyone actually worry about getting spoilered for _Drawn Together?_

You guys talking about it made me check this show out recently despite enormous misgivings, and I find that it is about 90% crap and 10% so fucking brilliant and hilarious I don’t care about the rest.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/14 "2006-02-03T16:29:32Z")

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> [@cthiax](#):
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> …it is about 90% crap and 10% so fucking brilliant and hilarious I don’t care about the rest.

That sums it up beautifully

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/15 "2006-02-03T17:28:56Z")

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“And then we fought the most confused villan ever…  
Senor Eskimo Goldberg…”

“What the hell am I!?! WRAAAAGGHHHH!”

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/16 "2006-02-03T18:53:38Z")

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> [@MacTech](#):
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> “And then we fought the most confused villan ever…  
> Senor Eskimo Goldberg…”
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> “What the hell am I!?! WRAAAAGGHHHH!”

Yes! I forgot that. I saw it, and meant to make it my best example when I posted in this thread.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/17 "2006-02-03T18:55:34Z")

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> [@MacTech](#):
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> “And then we fought the most confused villan ever…  
> Senor Eskimo Goldberg…”
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> “What the hell am I!?! WRAAAAGGHHHH!”

don;t forget the Giant Midget!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/18 "2006-02-03T19:02:21Z")

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What was the deal with Spanky’s stripes? I didn’t get it.

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/19 "2006-02-03T19:08:33Z")

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> [@Johnny L.A.](#):
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> What was the deal with Spanky’s stripes? I didn’t get it.

He looks like bacon when he tans? ::shrug::

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drawn-together-2-1-open-spoilers/342639/20 "2006-02-03T19:30:47Z")

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works for me

I guess, overall, we can definitely say that on that episode, truly, penis ensued

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