Drawn Together - video game jokes are the best!

Look, which is more disturbing? The idea of Elmer Fudd being gay, or the idea of Elmer Fudd being straight?

[george carlin]

People say rape isn’t funny! Bullshit! I say it’s hilarious! I’ll prove it! Imagine Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd! Ha! Well, why do you think they call him Porky?

[/george carlin]
BTW, here’s Comedy Central’s site for the show: http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/drawntogether/

Let’s see if I got it:

Captain Hero = generic Superman

Spanky Ham = ??? some kind of character or icon from Internet porn sites I should know more about than I do

Princess Clara = generic 1930s-'40s Disney princess – Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Cinderella

Xandir = video game character? don’t know much about those either, I lost interest in video games before Ms. Pac Man came out

Ling Ling = Pokemon

Toot Braunstein = Betty Boop

Foxxy Love = one of the Josie & the Pussycats girls as reenvisioned by horny teenage males

Wooldoor Sockbat = WTF??? Surely not Spongebob Squarepants?

He’s basically Link from all the Legend of Zelda games.

Rude Flash animation.

More the 90s Disney - Ariel and Belle. She’s a dead ringer for Ariel, actually.

Xandir is supposed to be Link from the Zelda games, but visually, he is based more on a character from a '90s cartoon called The Pirates of Dark Water. Do a Google search if you don’t believe me.

Ling Ling is the Pokemon called Pikachu in particular, and Wooldor Sockbat is indeed Spongebob.

There are I believe four different types of lisps. In the “Life of Brian”, they make fun of them.

A totally hot bisexual ghetto-fabulous superstar travelling mystery-solving musician straight up ‘ho sexual compulsive with daddy issues – and her personality is an amalgam of Vivica Fox, Lil’ Kim and Kia Jefferies??? (Kia sang the hook on Akinyele’s Put It In My Mouth)

WHY?? Why are all the best females always married, got kids, or animated??

I think he’s also a little bit Stimpy from Ren & Stimpy.

Man, I wrote off this show from the ads, thinking it’d be pretty dumb, but I caught this episode and OMG, this thing was hilarious! The whole Xander having to kill himself multiple times because of the number of lives he had was inspired. Though the glory hole stuff was the best stuff :D.

It’s because he’s a vegetarian.

Wow, Lou, great call. That went right over my head.