# Dream Analysis. Get your Dream Analysis here!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 4, 2013, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490 "2013-12-04T17:10:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/1 "2013-12-04T17:10:31Z")

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Last night I dreamt that in order to win elections, not only do you have to win the popular vote but you had to win a fist fight with your opponent also. My constituents were very worried because I was running against a very large man but I assured them I would win the fight because my ideas were so much better.

Only when it came down to the fight, we discovered that my opponent was a vampire that I had to protect my constituents from.

If you tell me what this means, I’ll tell you what your weird dream means. All are invited to analyze and post dreams.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/2 "2013-12-04T17:57:43Z")

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It means that vampires are large.

I dreamed that I was back in high school, and hadn’t studied for a test.

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**Author:** ![Kelevra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/97f17d/32.png) [@Kelevra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kelevra)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/3 "2013-12-04T18:04:10Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I dreamed that I was back in high school, and hadn’t studied for a test.

It means you feel unprepared for something coming up (Thanks Psych 101!)

I had a dream that the local GameWorks Arcade had a brothel attached that accepted tokens. Plus the working girls would do physical therapy on my knee because “You’re paying them, they’ll do whatever you want.”

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/4 "2013-12-04T18:08:48Z")

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> [@Kelevra](#):
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> “You’re paying them, they’ll do whatever you want.”

Paint my house!

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**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/5 "2013-12-04T18:28:42Z")

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After having not played Starcraft in years and not liking him since his massive swing to the right, last night I dreamed that me and Dennis Miller were setting up a Protoss base. Like picking the box sized buildings up and carrying them into place.

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**Author:** ![JerrySTL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e274bd/32.png) [@JerrySTL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerrySTL)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/6 "2013-12-04T18:43:07Z")

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Recently I dreamed that I was a muffler on a 1957 Chevy. Between all the noise, heat, vibration and smells, I didn’t sleep very well. I woke up exhausted.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/7 "2013-12-04T18:44:32Z")

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> [@Kelevra](#):
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> It means you feel unprepared for something coming up (Thanks Psych 101!)
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> I had a dream that the local GameWorks Arcade had a brothel attached that accepted tokens. Plus the working girls would do physical therapy on my knee because “You’re paying them, they’ll do whatever you want.”

This dreams means you have unresolved issues with a girl you liked in junior high who owes you either money or a massage.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/8 "2013-12-04T18:46:05Z")

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> [@JerrySTL](#):
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> Recently I dreamed that I was a muffler on a 1957 Chevy. Between all the noise, heat, vibration and smells, I didn’t sleep very well. I woke up exhausted.

This dream means you are some kind of comedian.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/9 "2013-12-04T18:55:42Z")

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I dreamed that I had fallen asleep in a bass boat on the Arkansas river.  
It must have been late afternoon in the Fall, for the trees and sky appeared to be orange. Someone called to me from the shore, and it was a girl with unusual looking eyes.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/10 "2013-12-04T18:58:03Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I dreamed that I had fallen asleep in a bass boat on the Arkansas river.  
> It must have been late afternoon in the Fall, for the trees and sky appeared to be orange. Someone called to me from the shore, and it was a girl with unusual looking eyes.

You have ingested LSD.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/11 "2013-12-04T19:59:06Z")

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Previous thread on topic: [So, what does it mean if I dream I see my neighbour chasing her husband with an ax in the backyard?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=694932)

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**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/12 "2013-12-04T20:42:00Z")

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I dreamed I had to prove that what I was doing was right.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/13 "2013-12-04T20:49:34Z")

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> [@Becky2844](#):
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> I dreamed I had to prove that what I was doing was right.

You are worried about your standing in the Republican party.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/14 "2013-12-04T21:13:50Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I dreamed that I had fallen asleep in a bass boat on the Arkansas river.  
> It must have been late afternoon in the Fall, for the trees and sky appeared to be orange. Someone called to me from the shore, and it was a girl with unusual looking eyes.

I disagree with Biggirl’s “LSD” theory. I believe the relevant initials are, instead, “BBC,” and the dream represents your conflict over whether purchasing the upcoming release of “Live at the BBC” on vinyl would be too pretentiously retro.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/15 "2013-12-04T21:17:07Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> I disagree with Biggirl’s “LSD” theory. I believe the relevant initials are, instead, “BBC,” and the dream represents your conflict over whether purchasing the upcoming release of “Live at the BBC” on vinyl would be too pretentiously retro.

I was just thinking of that!  
Thanks, Sherrerd, I’ll get the CD instead.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/16 "2013-12-04T21:44:02Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I was just thinking of that!  
> Thanks, Sherrerd, I’ll get the CD instead.  
> 🙂

Or you can be super duper pretensiously retro and buy the CD while on LSD.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/17 "2013-12-04T21:49:16Z")

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> [@JerrySTL](#):
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> Recently I dreamed that I was a muffler on a 1957 Chevy. Between all the noise, heat, vibration and smells, I didn’t sleep very well. I woke up exhausted.

> [@Biggirl](#):
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> This dream means you are some kind of comedian.

But not the good kind.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/18 "2013-12-04T22:09:23Z")

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> [@hotflungwok](#):
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> After having not played Starcraft in years and not liking him since his massive swing to the right, last night I dreamed that me and Dennis Miller were setting up a Protoss base. Like picking the box sized buildings up and carrying them into place.

Here is the meaning of your dream.

A famine is coming. You prepared in your dream by having a \*miller \*carrying and stacking things. What does a miller carry and stack? Meal.

You must stockpile enough flour for two people for 7 years.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/19 "2013-12-04T22:15:54Z")

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What does your coat look like, bup?

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-analysis-get-your-dream-analysis-here/675490/20 "2013-12-04T22:17:25Z")

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I don’t have one. My brothers took it when they sold me.

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