# \[dream, attacked, abstract art, chicken\] **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 23, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-attacked-abstract-art-chicken/533424 "2010-03-23T01:56:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-attacked-abstract-art-chicken/533424/1 "2010-03-23T01:56:17Z")
I’m fairly sure the whole question can’t be fit in the title. So: have you? (and this isn’t a joke thread, please don’t close it) ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-attacked-abstract-art-chicken/533424/2 "2010-03-23T02:01:08Z")
No, but just last night after I removed tiles from stairs for the red queen I was driving down the road trying very hard not to hit any of the Galapagos tortoises who keep appearing in the middle of the road. And they looked cheerful. Do you have any idea how disturbing a tortoise displaying emotion is? ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-attacked-abstract-art-chicken/533424/3 "2010-03-23T02:07:05Z")
I recently had a very disturbing dream - I was living with three cats that were trying to eat each other. They were walking around the house with bits of flesh hanging off of them like zombie cats. It was terrifying. No chicken dream though. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-attacked-abstract-art-chicken/533424/4 "2010-03-23T08:53:28Z")
No, but, as a kid, I had a dream that some criminals tried to kidnap me, but first had to give me a bath so they could have a clean gettaway. And then, before I did, my mom made me eat breakfast, and the robbers turned out to be the bad guys in [Babes in Toyland](http://www.hulu.com/babes-in-toyland) and I was Drew Barrymore’s character. ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-attacked-abstract-art-chicken/533424/5 "2010-03-23T15:14:27Z")
No, but my mom was attacked by a real chicken once (a rooster, actually). And a Møøse once bit my sister… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-attacked-abstract-art-chicken/533424/6 "2010-03-23T16:36:23Z")
> [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > No, but my mom was attacked by a real chicken once (a rooster, actually). And a Møøse once bit my sister… No, but when I was a kid I had a dream that my brother was turned into a giant plastic chicken, and he was attacking me. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-attacked-abstract-art-chicken/533424/7 "2010-03-23T16:41:02Z")
One of the guys at the elephant sanctuary was attacked by a rooster. I suppose he was in musth.