# "Dream" Casting for Discworld

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 20, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955 "2011-09-20T15:39:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/61 "2011-09-23T01:12:50Z")

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> [@Scissorjack](#):
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> A younger Billy Connolly for Rob Anybody. O, casting the Nac Mac Feegle would be a fun exercise in its own right.

Meh. No challenge. Set up a camera in any pub in Glasgow, offer a hundred pounds to the last man standing, a little CGI and you’re done. Don’t even need to dub the voices.

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/62 "2011-09-23T05:10:11Z")

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Grant Imahara has just the right air of cheery naivete for Twoflower.

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**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/63 "2011-09-23T08:13:41Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> Meh. No challenge. Set up a camera in any pub in Glasgow, offer a hundred pounds to the last man standing, a little CGI and you’re done. Don’t even need to dub the voices.

Gon Yirsel Bigyin

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**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/64 "2011-09-23T08:14:54Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> Damn! Beaten to the punch.
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> Seconding Rickman as the Patrician, Arthur Darvill as Rincewind, John Sim as Carcer or Mister Teatime, David Tennant as Moist von Lipwig, and Brendan Fraser as Carrot.
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> And while we’re pillaging _Doctor Who_, how about Billie Piper as Angua and Karen Gillian (in a wig, of course) as Susan Sto Helit?
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> Now I think about it, Helen Mirren would be fun to watch as Nanny Ogg…

Big Dr Who fan but god no for Billy Piper or Karen Gillian - neither has the presence to play either role.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/65 "2011-09-23T09:46:52Z")

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Another “God, no” for Piper and Gillan. I want an Angua who looks like she could win a bar brawl. Maybe a younger Jessica Stevenson/Hynes.

On an unrelated tangent, I just had an epiphany about character names in _Thief of Time_. I had noticed the [Jeremy Clockson](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Clarkson) joke but it took me until just now to put two and two together on [Lobsang Ludd](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobby_Lud). Man, I’m slow.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/66 "2011-09-23T09:48:27Z")

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I think Angua has to be a British Katee Sackhoff type, tough girl with an East European angularity, so if anybody can come up with someone who fits that bill, that would be handy.

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**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/67 "2011-09-23T10:02:45Z")

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> [@Scissorjack](#):
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> A younger Billy Connolly for Rob Anybody. O, casting the Nac Mac Feegle would be a fun exercise in its own right.

Braveheart in Miniture & Blue…😃

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/68 "2011-09-23T10:37:24Z")

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> [@Scissorjack](#):
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> John Simm as Mister Teatime.

ooh, nice one - which prompts one: [Philip Glenister](http://www.philip-glenister.com/picgall_portraits.html)would make a lovely Vimes. And someone upthread mentioned Harvey Keitel, who played the US version of Glenister’s DCI Hunt, but Keitel always seems so much slimier. Neither are a Peter Postlethwaite, though.

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**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/69 "2011-09-23T10:44:03Z")

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[Nigel Planer](http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/people/nigel_planer_person_page.shtml)as the head of the Guild of Fools - Dr Whiteface

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/70 "2011-09-23T10:44:15Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> I think Angua has to be a British Katee Sackhoff type, tough girl with an East European angularity, so if anybody can come up with someone who fits that bill, that would be handy.

Eva Green (Well, French, not British, but who actually knows that) - I’m thinking mostly her turn in _Golden Compass_.

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**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/71 "2011-09-23T10:52:21Z")

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How about Eliza Dushku as Angua

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/72 "2011-09-23T12:25:28Z")

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> [@Hogfather65](#):
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> How about Eliza Dushku as Angua

I always pictured Angua more as a Nordic blonde.

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**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/73 "2011-09-23T12:32:17Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> I always pictured Angua more as a Nordic blonde.

easy to change hair colour…

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/74 "2011-09-23T12:50:30Z")

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Nick Frost and Simon Pegg would pair wonderfully as Sergeant Colon and Corporal Nobbs.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/75 "2011-09-23T12:52:21Z")

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What say you to Dominic Monaghan as Nobby?

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/76 "2011-09-23T13:06:19Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> I always pictured Angua more as a Nordic blonde.

Really? I always imagined her as a brunette, dark-almost-black brown hair.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/77 "2011-09-23T13:09:37Z")

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Death has clearly got to be voiced by James Earl Jones. Who else can speak in all caps without raising his voice?

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**Author:** ![Hogfather65](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7bcc69/32.png) [@Hogfather65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogfather65)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/78 "2011-09-23T13:13:07Z")

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> [@Scissorjack](#):
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> Nick Frost and Simon Pegg would pair wonderfully as Sergeant Colon and Corporal Nobbs.

Nick Frost :dubious: maybe but can you really see Simon Pegg as Nobby :smack: - no way - never…

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/79 "2011-09-23T13:28:42Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> Really? I always imagined her as a brunette, dark-almost-black brown hair.

In her first appearance in _Men At Arms_, she is described as having ash-blonde hair.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2011, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-casting-for-discworld/596955/80 "2011-09-23T13:46:06Z")

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Angua is definitely a blonde. I believe this is also mentioned in _The Fifth Elephant_.

[Josh Kirby](http://www.lspace.org/ftp/images/bookcovers/uk/men-at-arms-2.jpg) thinks she’s a blonde, too.

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