# Dream Super-Groups!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-super-groups/101546>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 3, 2002, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-super-groups/101546 "2002-04-03T04:32:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Dr.Sexchange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@Dr.Sexchange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Sexchange)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-super-groups/101546/21 "2002-04-04T18:30:19Z")

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I think I’ll go with the mix and match choice (so much to choose from!)

**Vocals -**  
Kurt Cobain (Nirvana; i’m suprised no one’s picked him yet)  
Gibby Haynes (Butthole Surfers; surrealy beautiful)  
Glenn Danzig (Misfits, Danzig; hardcore, yet…smooth.)  
Micheal Gerald (Killdozer; roar)  
Shannon Selberg (Cows, Heroine Sheiks; must write the lyrics)  
Black Francis (Pixies; yeah, lyrics too)  
oh, and Iggy Pop

**Guitar (in general) -**  
John Frusciante (RHCP; funktastic)  
Jimmy Page (Led Zep; that is all)  
Paul Leary (Butthole Surfers, again; original, original, scary)  
Link Wray (…; the king of surf)

_and just for the hell of it:_  
Kim Thayle (Soundgarden)  
Jimi Hendrix  
and Buckethead, as long as he stays out of the buttrocky stuff

**Bass -**  
Flea (RHCP; like I said, funktastic)  
Les Claypool (Primus; bippity boppity bop)  
Kevin Rutamanis (Cows, Melvins; freaky noisy rock)  
_what, that’s it? christ. Well howz about:_  
Eric Fontaine

\*\*Drums - \*\*  
Dale Crover (Melvins; holy hell, incredible)  
John Bonham (Led Zep; holy hell, increddddible)

_Hmm, I need to touch up on my drummers here; should I put these guys? at least the second one?_  
Chad Smith (RHCP)  
Dave Grohl (Nirvana)

Well I guess that’s about it…

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-super-groups/101546/22 "2002-04-04T23:48:34Z")

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i am going to limit this to the living, so _it could happen!_

steve howe, chris cornell, geddy lee, rick wakeman, neil peart, neil young, dave grohl, margo timmons, cheri knight

they can all play or do whatever they want!

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**Author:** ![doc\_miller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@doc\_miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doc_miller)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-super-groups/101546/23 "2002-04-05T14:06:54Z")

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**D\_Odds** and **gatopescado** , I suspect we have a lot of records in common. 🙂

OK, my two contributions…

Guitar: Steve Howe  
Bass: Tony Levin  
Keysboards: Patrick Moraz  
Drums: Neal Peart  
Vocals: Enya

Basic 70’s progressive rock band, with some celtic influences. My second band is a little different:

Drums: Doesn’t really matter who, but 2 drummers doing the Burundi-influenced thing (think Adam and the Ants or Bow-Wow-Wow)  
Guitar: Joe Satriani  
Horns: Tower of Power  
Vocals: Barry White  
toss in a generic Rhythm Guitar and Bassist, and see what happens.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-super-groups/101546/24 "2002-04-05T15:06:39Z")

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Boy, is this a thread that can acheive no consensus!

Vox: Daryl Hall (I know…I know…but the guy had blue-eyed soul down **pat**.)  
Electric Guitar: Scotty Moore, I suppose.  
Acoustic Guitar: Robin Bullock (Trust me, he can play.)  
Bass Guitar: Geddy Lee  
Drums: Fred LeBlanc (Not the most technically proficient player. But he gets a mean groove going.)

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**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-super-groups/101546/25 "2002-04-05T15:57:05Z")

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Mic: Chuck D (Public Enemy)  
Vocals: Sting (Police), but only if he puts some cajones in his vocals, like he used to on the first 2 Police albums  
Drums: Stewart Copeland (Police, Oysterhead, others)  
Percussion/programming/Organ: Money Mark (Beastie Boys)  
Bass: Les Claypool (Primus, Oysterhead, others)  
2nd Bass: Bootsy Collins (P-Funk, Rubber Band)  
3rd Bass: Flea (RHCP)  
Moog Synth: Harry Connick Jr.(trust me, he plays a mean analog funk-type synth)  
Turntable: Mixmaster Mike

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**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-super-groups/101546/26 "2002-04-05T16:15:47Z")

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Vocals: Peter Gabriel  
Lead Guitar: Steve Morse and/or Phil Keaggy and/or Mark Knopfler  
Rhythm Guitar: Keith Richards  
Bass: Chris Squire  
Drums: Neil Peart, or the guy in the _Dave Matthews Band_ whose name I can’t recall right now, or the Indian guy who used to do some drumming for Bowie.  
Keyboards: Keith Green (Good call, **Cardinal**!) or Elton John  
Fiddle (I love fiddles): Mark O’Connor

Band name: _The Band Too Good To Exist._

There’s so much talent out there it’s hard to pick. I can’t stand leaving out Mick Fleetwood and Clapton and Ginger Baker and Hendrix and Steve Howe and Geddy Lee and Lennon and McCartney and Stewart Copeland and \<Pow! RiverRunner’s head explodes\>

And that’s just in the rock and roll realm.

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**Author:** ![Philosophocles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Philosophocles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philosophocles)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dream-super-groups/101546/27 "2002-04-26T07:35:42Z")

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Vocals: Andy Partridge and Colin Moulding  
Guitar: David Gregory  
Bass Guitar: Colin Moulding  
Drums: Terry Chambers  
Kazoo: Morrissey  
Backup Vocals: All of the artists from “We are the World”

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