# Dreams about the SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 23, 2006, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-about-the-sdmb/341211 "2006-01-23T04:49:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-about-the-sdmb/341211/1 "2006-01-23T04:49:12Z")
I had my first dream involving the boards last night. I dreamed I was cleaning out my kitchen cupboards when I see these little green things that look like pasta shells lying on the shelf. I poke one, and a couple eye stalks slowly grow out from underneath it and it oozes away. Snails! Green snails! In my cupboards! My first thought was, “I gotta get my ass over to GQ and ask about _this!_” I woke up as I was typing the post. it seemed so natural that when I got on the computer today, I almost went to check for my snail thread. It took a second for it to click in that it had been a dream. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-about-the-sdmb/341211/2 "2006-01-23T05:45:44Z")
I know I’ve posted this before, but I’ve a dream where I was _really_ tiny and _in_ the computer on the dope. Truly wierd stuff that propbly says someting about my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-about-the-sdmb/341211/3 "2006-01-23T06:35:57Z")
Just noticed the Google ads are about “fishy vaginal odor” and “deodorize your poop”. Hey - maybe the ads are secretly some kind of Freudian dream analysis? So I guess dreaming about snails means I worry that I have fishy vaginal odor. And when **Regallag\_The\_Axe** is really tiny and in his computer, that must mean he subconsiously is looking to find a way to deodorize his poop. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-about-the-sdmb/341211/4 "2006-01-23T07:15:30Z")
I had a totally weird Doper dream once. I wrote about here somewhere, but it was too long ago and too vague to bother dredging up. But I remember **Anaamika** was there, and **Johnny L.A.** was there in a helicopter, with **Inigo Montoya** , and there was this big maze made out of yellow plastic, then it went into the woods, and there was a big, pink, lesbian dragon, who I saved. It had everything but Cecil Adams. I think. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-about-the-sdmb/341211/5 "2006-01-23T07:16:49Z")
Oh, and apparently, subliminally, this dream makes me want to “Forget Paypal”. Okay. Gladly. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-about-the-sdmb/341211/6 "2006-01-23T07:53:17Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > I had a totally weird Doper dream once. I wrote about here somewhere, but it was too long ago and too vague to bother dredging up. But I remember **Anaamika** was there, and **Johnny L.A.** was there in a helicopter, with **Inigo Montoya** , and there was this big maze made out of yellow plastic, then it went into the woods, and there was a big, pink, lesbian dragon, who I saved. It had everything but Cecil Adams. I think. Uh…how do you know the dragon was a lesbian? ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-about-the-sdmb/341211/7 "2006-01-23T08:24:02Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > Uh…how do you know the dragon was a lesbian? She told me so. She was crying because she was so repressed by society. I had to save her. From… society. Or something. But she was happy at the end. Because I saved her. From society. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-about-the-sdmb/341211/8 "2006-01-23T13:47:43Z")
I have never dreamed of the Dope or any of it’s denizens. Oye. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-about-the-sdmb/341211/9 "2006-01-23T14:55:34Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > I had a totally weird Doper dream once. I wrote about here somewhere, but it was too long ago and too vague to bother dredging up. But I remember **Anaamika** was there, and **Johnny L.A.** was there in a helicopter, with **Inigo Montoya** , and there was this big maze made out of yellow plastic, then it went into the woods, and there was a big, pink, lesbian dragon, who I saved. It had everything but Cecil Adams. I think. Did you know what these posters looked like at the time? I’m just curious.