# Dreams Involving Celebrities

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-involving-celebrities/330358>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 10, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-involving-celebrities/330358 "2005-11-10T05:41:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-involving-celebrities/330358/21 "2005-11-10T21:19:48Z")

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I have had dreams about (in no particular order): Dave Foley, Joshua Malina, Allison Janney, Jimmy Buffett, Paul Gross, the Monkees, to name a few. None in the last few weeks, and rarely anyone more than once. I’ve had quite a few sex dreams involving celebrities (male only, though). It’s funny, because when I have those, I feel very self-conscious the next time I see the guy on TV. Weird, huh?

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**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-involving-celebrities/330358/22 "2005-11-10T21:21:50Z")

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> [@Podkayne](#):
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> My thesis is not about earthshine, and Alan Alda is not, so far as I know, an astronomer.

No, but he is starting to resemble Carl Sagan, and he does appear on _Scientific American Frontiers_ (or whatever that PBS show is called).

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-involving-celebrities/330358/23 "2005-11-10T22:07:50Z")

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Me, Michelle Trachtenberg, Wesson oil. I have that one quite often, actually. 😃

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-involving-celebrities/330358/24 "2005-11-10T22:11:32Z")

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I had a weird Cold Mountain-esque style dreaming involving a mute-deaf Hugh Jackman falling in love with Natalie Portman, who was a horribly mistreated slave on some farm…

It was Odd.

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**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-involving-celebrities/330358/25 "2005-11-11T00:20:13Z")

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I dremt I was play Scrabble with John Mahoney (Frasier’s dad)  
But instead of scrabble tiles I had playing cards. I was lamenting that all I had was a queen and number cards and couldn’t make a word with them… (I woke up before I thought of ‘LEET’ spelling)

Brian

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-involving-celebrities/330358/26 "2005-11-11T00:41:38Z")

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Just last night, inspired by this thread or the three X Files episodes I watched the other day, David Duchovny and I were investigating… something or other. It’s hard to say.

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**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-involving-celebrities/330358/27 "2005-11-11T02:56:33Z")

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I’ve had only a few. One was where I gatecrashed a pool party. I felt conspicuous as I didn’t know anybody and I was on my own, so I thought I’d get in the pool where I’d be less obvious. It was only on getting in the pool that I realised the only two other people in it were Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart. WTF?

In another dream, I met Julianne Moore at a party and got chatting with her. After we chatted for a while, we ended up making out right there in front of everyone. Can’t say it was unpleasant although it was weird to have that dream as in real life I don’t have the hots for her or anything.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-involving-celebrities/330358/28 "2005-11-11T14:02:23Z")

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I spend too much time here I think. I must have combined the [Kurt Cobain](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=344013) thread and this one last night.

In my dream, Courtney Love was making a music video featuring background shots of Kurt. The band and her were all painted like that chick from Goldfinger, and I was the director.

I’m never sleeping again.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-involving-celebrities/330358/29 "2005-11-11T14:19:59Z")

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When I was a teenager - early 70s - and I had a dream that Mark Lindsay of Paul Revere and the Raiders came to my house and was making out with me. It was especially weird because I wasn’t a big fan of that group.

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**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-involving-celebrities/330358/30 "2005-11-11T15:15:19Z")

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About six or eight months ago, I had a long involved dream in which Kevin Bacon was trying to kill me. He thought I had molested and murdered his child, but I hadn’t. For significant portions of this dream I was played by Kevin Spacey.\* The dream ended when I (now played by myself) had gotten away from Kevin B and made it back to my apartment. I heard footsteps on the stairs and knew he was coming for me. I picked up the phone to call 911 but the line was dead, and I suddenly realized that I had left the apartment door unlocked. He was about to walk in and kill me when I woke up. I was a shaking mess, and to this day when my b/f leaves the apartment, he’ll lock the door then reassure me: “Kevin’s locked out.”

\*I am female.

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**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-involving-celebrities/330358/31 "2005-11-11T16:02:45Z")

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Dream #1 - I’m a waitress. In walks Oprah Winfrey. I take her order. French fries  
and a coffee flavored Slim-Fast.

Dream #2 - Concert with Beck. I’m the only other person in a small room listening to him play an acoustic guitar. He plays “Girl” while looking right at me and smiling. Then he plays “Loser” and we both laugh. Magic.

Dream #3 - Just last night, I swear that entire movie with Ron Livingston and Jennifer Aniston (name?) played in my head. She needed more “flair”. He was adorable in a smirky sort of way. Weird.

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-involving-celebrities/330358/32 "2005-11-11T16:03:10Z")

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A year or so ago I dreamed that Thomas Jefferson was living in a cage in our basement. He taught me how to make a suitcase out of frozen waffles.

Upon waking up, I told my wife about the dream (this part I don’t actually recall) and apparently I told her that not only was TJ much shorter in person than I hadthought, I detailed specifically how to pour the batter over the refrigerant coils and assemble the suitcase into a functional protoype. I was gonna be rich, although I’d probably have to share with TJ.

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**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dreams-involving-celebrities/330358/33 "2005-11-11T16:25:58Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> When I was a teenager - early 70s - and I had a dream that Mark Lindsay of Paul Revere and the Raiders came to my house and was making out with me. It was especially weird because I wasn’t a big fan of that group.

I had a dream where I was having sex with Clinton Kelly (from What Not to Wear), who morphed in to Thomas Hayden Church. Clinton is gay, and I think THC is ugly. What the heck was in my mind?

Susan

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