# Dress Up Jesus **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 18, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/235114 "2004-03-18T23:58:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/235114/1 "2004-03-18T23:58:23Z")
Blasphemous? Yes. Morally reprehensible? Maybe. Funny? Hell yes. [I am so going to hell](http://www.jesusdressup.com/#). ---
**Author:** ![dabronx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@dabronx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dabronx)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/235114/2 "2004-03-19T00:08:08Z")
You’re not very smart thinking you’re being funny angering God…I hope you see the Light some day and beg for your forgiveness. The only one laughing here is Satan…AT YOU. ---
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/235114/3 "2004-03-19T00:09:30Z")
> [@dabronx](#): > > You’re not very smart thinking you’re being funny angering God…I hope you see the Light some day and beg for your forgiveness. > > The only one laughing here is Satan…AT YOU. Forgive me lord, for I have giggled… I’m sorta hoping that the Big Cheese has a sense of humour. Really, I do. _giggle_ ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/235114/4 "2004-03-19T00:14:15Z")
> [@dabronx](#): > > You’re not very smart thinking you’re being funny angering God…I hope you see the Light some day and beg for your forgiveness. > > The only one laughing here is Satan…AT YOU. Hope your desk is padded. Wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself with that knee jerking around like that. **Aes** , that is funny. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/235114/5 "2004-03-19T00:14:32Z")
> [@dabronx](#): > > You’re not very smart thinking you’re being funny angering God…I hope you see the Light some day and beg for your forgiveness. > > The only one laughing here is Satan…AT YOU. Not going to happen. I’m a very happy heathen… sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/235114/6 "2004-03-19T00:19:45Z")
> [@dabronx](#): > > You’re not very smart thinking you’re being funny angering God…I hope you see the Light some day and beg for your forgiveness. > > The only one laughing here is Satan…AT YOU. Oh no I think more people than Satan are laughing. You’re not very funny with that stick up your ass anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/235114/7 "2004-03-19T04:08:10Z")
> [@Priam](#): > > You’re not very funny with that stick up your ass anyway “…thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.” Psalm 23:4 ---
**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/235114/8 "2004-03-19T04:16:25Z")
Forgive me, Jesus-- I think it’s funny too. Thanks, Aesiron. I like the pink bunny slippers, been looking for a pair like that. Dabronx, do you think Satan has a better sense of humour than Jesus? 😛 I’d be interested in your take on the question. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/235114/9 "2004-03-19T04:52:39Z")
Forgive me, but wasn’t this a Weird Earl from quite awhile ago? I seem to remember this from somewhere on line. > [@Dijon Warlock](#): > > “…thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.” > Psalm 23:4 Obligatory insert of nasal spewage of Rosemont Estate Bottled Merlot (Vintage 2000). Viva la Paper Towel.