# Dress Up Jesus!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/38112>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 24, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/38112 "2000-10-24T14:57:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/38112/1 "2000-10-24T14:57:02Z")

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[http://www.normalbobsmith.com/jesusdressup.html](http://www.normalbobsmith.com/jesusdressup.html)

This is too funny.

HUGS!  
Sqrl

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/38112/2 "2000-10-24T15:05:50Z")

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Hahahaha…silly **Sqrl**!

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/38112/3 "2000-10-24T15:12:59Z")

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You know what? I posted this a month ago and got nothing but complaints that it had been posted before.

I love it though. I couldn’t resist putting on the devil suit… Even though now I know I’m going to hell if the Christians are right.

Thanks **SqrlCub**. I needed a laugh today, and this always gets me going.

“Hang in There”

Ha ha ha ha.

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**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/38112/4 "2000-10-24T15:19:06Z")

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Bah. Dress up Jesus is for girls. I prefer the Eagle-Eye Jesus with kung-fu grip.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/38112/5 "2000-10-24T15:28:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bottle of Smoke \*  
> \*\*Bah. Dress up Jesus is for girls. I prefer the Eagle-Eye Jesus with kung-fu grip. \*\*

OK, I don’t normally do this, but: **ROFLMAO!!!** 😃

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/38112/6 "2000-10-24T15:34:51Z")

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Can I get my Jesus with the night vision, and his drivable Biblatank?

I know what I want for Chanukkah.

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**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/38112/7 "2000-10-24T15:40:47Z")

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Oh, the guilt. The self-loathing.

I put bunny slippers and a top hat on Jesus.

I think I’m going to need therapy after this . . . :eek:

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dress-up-jesus/38112/8 "2000-10-24T16:32:07Z")

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I think Jesus has a sense of humor.

Dressed like that, he’d _better_ have.