# drewtwo99, the next time you have a question about zombies... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 17, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461 "2012-07-17T00:36:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ScarletNumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@ScarletNumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ScarletNumber)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/1 "2012-07-17T00:36:18Z")
…go down to the brothel and ask your mother. (Inspired by this [post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15278864#post15278864)) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/2 "2012-07-17T00:44:51Z")
A newb is getting butthurt about a zombie joke? That wasn’t even directed at them? Suck it up and quit being such a cry-baby. ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/3 "2012-07-17T00:49:22Z")
> [@ScarletNumber](#): > > …go down to the brothel and ask your mother. > > (Inspired by this [post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15278864#post15278864)) Sure, in your family, this is code for “Stop being a pest and leave me alone,” but in the rest of the world it’s highly insulting. Not judging your mom for turning tricks to keep food in your mouths. Just pointing out that it’s unusual, to say the least. I’m sure your mom is a lovely lady, beloved at truck stops all over the lower 48. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/4 "2012-07-17T01:12:42Z")
I’ve been pitted! For making a zombie joke. I feel like an official member here now. Maybe I should spring for a membership… or, ScarletNumber, want to sponsor me? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/5 "2012-07-17T01:14:54Z")
**ScarletNumber** , I just want to point out to you that you have just demonstrated that you have an extremely thin skin to a bunch of folks who practically _live_ to poke people with thin skins, in the one forum on this board where they can do so with practically no limits. Enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/6 "2012-07-17T01:25:01Z")
At least the goddam things don’t sparkle. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/7 "2012-07-17T01:30:44Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > At least the goddam things don’t sparkle. Try sprinkling them with powdered aluminum before you light them next time. Fun for the whole family! ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/8 "2012-07-17T01:39:16Z")
I have a question about this pitting. Are you upset with zombie jokes from resurrected threads in general? Do you dislike me for other reasons and are choosing this infraction to pit me on? Are you an anti-zombite? Are you implying that my mother works at a zombie brothel, or a brothel that specializes in zombie clientele, making her an expert on these issues? Curious minds need to know. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/9 "2012-07-17T01:41:33Z")
Lame. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/10 "2012-07-17T01:42:51Z")
Isn’t **ScarletNumber** an old member who recently changed usernames? 😕 Or was that someone else? ETA: Oh yeah, and as to this pitting: wtf. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/11 "2012-07-17T01:43:08Z")
What a weak pitting. No style, no vitriol, not even a stream of consciousness string of profanity. One singe mother joke. D+ ---
**Author:** ![ScarletNumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@ScarletNumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ScarletNumber)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/12 "2012-07-17T01:46:45Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > I have a question about this pitting. Are you upset with zombie jokes from resurrected threads in general? Do you dislike me for other reasons and are choosing this infraction to pit me on? Are you an anti-zombite? Are you implying that my mother works at a zombie brothel, or a brothel that specializes in zombie clientele, making her an expert on these issues? > > Curious minds need to know. I only dislike you for the zombie joke. ---
**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/13 "2012-07-17T01:51:24Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Isn’t **ScarletNumber** an old member who recently changed usernames? 😕 Or was that someone else? Even Seven? ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/14 "2012-07-17T01:54:17Z")
> [@ScarletNumber](#): > > I only dislike you for the zombie joke. Man, you have a lot of people who you need to pit then, considering I only do it because I want to fit in with the \*\*\*cool \*\*\*posters who also post zombie jokes. Also, the jokes I do are of the most derivative, ironic fashion I can possibly imagine. So I have no problem with you pitting them for being lame. And yes, ScarletNumber is Even Seven, who is a new poster not an old one. ETA: I got my cat declawed when she was a kitten, and has never had a normal cat life because of that. There, now you have something decent to pit me over! ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/15 "2012-07-17T01:59:56Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Isn’t **ScarletNumber** an old member who recently changed usernames? 😕 Or was that someone else? > ETA: Oh yeah, and as to this pitting: wtf. A new member (been just a few weeks IIRC) who changed usernames, **Even seven**. Because it resembled the username of an active poster, **even sven**. And so they were asked to change it, which they did. To something that resembles the username of another active poster, **Scarlett67**. Which was grumbled about [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=658120), to my amusement. But then this thread came along and as God is my witness, I actually, really, truly did think it was posted by **Scarlett67**. :smack: I need a blushing smiley. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/16 "2012-07-17T02:01:20Z")
> [@](#): > > …ETA: I got my cat declawed when she was a kitten, and has never had a normal cat life because of that. There, now you have something decent to pit me over! Yeah, ok, but kinda weak. Now, if you bought her a scratching post, that would add a bit of flair. ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/17 "2012-07-17T02:26:18Z")
> [@ScarletNumber](#): > > I only dislike you for the zombie joke. That’s good to know. I just want to tell everyone that it’s completely untrue that ScarletNumber is a dirty whore from Whore Island. I’d also like to point out that in no way, shape or form, is ScarletNumber a semen encrusted anal fissure. It’s just not true. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/18 "2012-07-17T02:48:08Z")
Sure, but what about her mom? ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/19 "2012-07-17T02:56:18Z")
Weakass pitting. Zombie jokes are an SDMB tradition. ScarletNumber= EPIC FAIL ---
**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/20 "2012-07-17T03:04:49Z")
It’s a weakass pitting, but the zombie jokes are really old and played out. So both suck! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461.md?page=2)