# drewtwo99, the next time you have a question about zombies... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 17, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461 "2012-07-17T00:36:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/21 "2012-07-17T03:08:06Z")
Um, OP, are you aware of _why_ the zombie joke was made? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/22 "2012-07-17T03:17:09Z")
> [@curlcoat](#): > > Um, OP, are you aware of _why_ the zombie joke was made? Because it would set off a chain reaction resulting in the complete absence of molecular motion throughout the entire universe? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/23 "2012-07-17T03:36:12Z")
So many noobs here are in no danger of being eaten by zombies. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/24 "2012-07-17T03:38:13Z")
I’m afraid there’s really nothing we can do about that. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/25 "2012-07-17T04:16:02Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > So many noobs here are in no danger of being eaten by zombies. Poor hungry zombies! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/26 "2012-07-17T04:27:04Z")
Dude! You got pitted!!! You are one of the cool kids now. I’m so jealous 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/27 "2012-07-17T04:29:17Z")
> [@Balance](#): > > Try sprinkling them with powdered aluminum before you light them next time. Fun for the whole family! Powdered aluminum and iron oxide, you’ll get a much better [reaction](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermite)! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/28 "2012-07-17T04:30:00Z")
> [@flatlined](#): > > Dude! You got pitted!!! You are one of the cool kids now. I’m so jealous 🙂 I know. I’m quite flattered. Too bad it was such a lame pitting. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/29 "2012-07-17T04:36:43Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > I know. I’m quite flattered. Too bad it was such a lame pitting. Well, a crueler person would say that’s because you’re such a lame poster. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/30 "2012-07-17T04:51:02Z")
> [@ScarletNumber](#): > > …go down to the brothel and ask your mother. > > (Inspired by this [post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15278864#post15278864)) Do yourself a favor and refrain from starting Pit threads for a while, newbie. You’re really bad at it. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/31 "2012-07-17T06:02:13Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Powdered aluminum and iron oxide, you’ll get a much better [reaction](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermite)! > > CMC fnord! Oh, that. I thought it was _termite_ powder. :smack: not really ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/32 "2012-07-17T06:16:17Z")
Is the OP personally offended by the zombie joke, or are they offended because most zombie jokes in a zombie thread are lame/unnecessary/overdone? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/33 "2012-07-17T06:20:46Z")
I’m not saying this pitting stinks but dogs are coming from 2 towns over to roll in it. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/34 "2012-07-17T08:25:37Z")
> [@zweisamkeit](#): > > It’s a weakass pitting, but the zombie jokes are really old and played out. So both suck! I thought vampires sucked. Zombies eat BRAAAAIIIINNNNNNSSZZSZ! ---
**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/35 "2012-07-17T09:10:33Z")
IMO the name change sent her over the edge and she lashed out over the zombie thing in frustration born from a hatred of her new name -similar to Scarlett Letter, hence the whore insult.😉 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/36 "2012-07-17T11:34:29Z")
> [@ScarletNumber](#): > > …go down to the brothel and ask your mother. Now, if only you had said “Let’s take your mother to the quarry and throw her down there”, things might have turned out entirely differently. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/37 "2012-07-17T11:50:17Z")
Since I don’t want this Pitting to be all one sided I’ll join in with the OP. **drewtwo99** you are a poopyhead. I hate it when I get so worked up about an issue. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/38 "2012-07-17T12:15:40Z")
> [@Belowjob2.0](#): > > …Whore Island… Is that in the Caribbean? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/39 "2012-07-17T12:16:52Z")
If **SN** rolled his eyes any stronger they would stick that way. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/40 "2012-07-17T13:08:55Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > I’m not saying this pitting stinks but dogs are coming from 2 towns over to roll in it. Bite Me! It was an accident. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461.md?page=3)