# drewtwo99, the next time you have a question about zombies... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 17, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461 "2012-07-17T00:36:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/61 "2012-07-19T02:34:58Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Can we let this thread drop for a year or two and then revisit it? I’ll be sure to make a zombie joke about it if that happens. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/62 "2012-07-19T02:39:39Z")
> [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](#): > > …in a number of cases, people have signed up who had relevant info to a dormant thread… I’ve not seen any of these. All I happen upon are the dumb asses that revive the thread with what would have been a fucking useless post even if the thread was current. Then they disappear, never to post again. Dumb asses everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/63 "2012-07-19T13:43:18Z")
FTR, based on contributions to [this thread,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=651202) **ScarletNumber** is an asshole and an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/64 "2012-07-19T15:04:44Z")
We knew _that_ from the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/65 "2012-07-19T15:11:55Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > FTR, based on contributions to [this thread,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=651202) **ScarletNumber** is an asshole and an idiot. I am suing you for damages because you made me read parts of that thread and it hurt my brain. > [@drewtwo99](#): > > I’ll be sure to make a zombie joke about it if that happens. You would. Bastard. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/66 "2012-07-19T16:53:05Z")
> [@ScarletNumber](#): > > …go down to the brothel and ask your mother. A true lady doesn’t talk when her mouth is full. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/67 "2012-07-19T16:59:21Z")
Whats’ with all the newfags getting all butthurt over the term “newb”? I didnt’ know newfags had such thin skin covering there buttocks cheeks. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/68 "2012-07-19T17:13:19Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > It’s not necessarily an insult to call someone a Newbie, newb, or noob. It is if they are Pakistani! zank you, I’m hier all zee veek, tvip your vaitress and try zee veal… ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/69 "2012-07-19T17:30:03Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > Wait; getting pitted makes one _cool_? No shit. In that case, ya’ll need to bow down…🆒 Go have a seat somewhere else. ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/70 "2012-07-20T22:03:18Z")
> [@Drunky Smurf](#): > > I didnt’ know newfags had such thin skin covering there buttocks cheeks. Trolling is a art? ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/71 "2012-07-21T13:51:37Z")
> [@flatlined](#): > > Dude! You got pitted!!! You are one of the cool kids now. I’m so jealous 🙂 I’ll pit you for saving cats if it makes you feel better. (No I won’t). ---
**Author:** ![Qwakkeddup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/90ced4/32.png) [@Qwakkeddup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwakkeddup)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/72 "2012-07-22T02:39:21Z")
Hey! Not fair!! You get a pitting, and we get ham-stringed by a mod! [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15257372&postcount=27](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15257372&postcount=27) ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/73 "2012-07-22T04:30:41Z")
> [@Qwakkeddup](#): > > Hey! Not fair!! > You get a pitting, and we get ham-stringed by a mod! > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15257372&postcount=27](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15257372&postcount=27) Maybe your zombie jokes just aren’t as funny as mine? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/74 "2012-07-22T04:41:43Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > I’ll pit you for saving cats if it makes you feel better. Really? You would? You could start by talking about my unholy glee when I have the balls cut off males! Then you could complain that I’m willing to trap the neighbor’s cats and have them fixed. Not to mention that I think that any kittens in my yard are mine… > [@](#): > > (No I won’t). Well heck…I’m never going to be one of the cook kids. Wanders off sobbing.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/75 "2012-07-22T04:55:08Z")
> [@flatlined](#): > > Well heck…I’m never going to be one of the cook kids. Wanders off sobbing.😃 Cook kids? As in Kook, or Cool, or both combined? 😉 Despite all my Poking With Sticks, I’ve never been pitted either. I consider that to be a good thing. Either that, or some day I’ll learn that I’m actually on the most Ignore Lists on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461/76 "2012-07-22T05:04:52Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Cook kids? As in Kook, or Cool, or both combined? 😉 > > Despite all my Poking With Sticks, I’ve never been pitted either. I consider that to be a good thing. > > Either that, or some day I’ll learn that I’m actually on the most Ignore Lists on the SDMB. Kook is probably the best word. My declawed cat is helping me post. He would bite me for blaming him for the typo, but I had most of his teeth pulled when I took him to the vet to get the pellet gun shards removed from his mouth. No balls, no claws and half of his mouth is gone. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drewtwo99-the-next-time-you-have-a-question-about-zombies/628461.md?page=3)