# "Drill Baby Drill"ers: I TOLD YOU SO!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 13, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261 "2010-05-13T02:45:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![cardinal\_fang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal_fang/32/15316_2.png) [@cardinal\_fang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cardinal_fang)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/41 "2010-05-13T23:05:24Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Um… every single ounce of oil used in the world is pumped up from a well, isn’t it?

[No](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_sands).

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/42 "2010-05-13T23:56:03Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> no, but you had the ear of Hollywood. one China Syndrome later…

OK, fair’s fair, you got me that time, for a whole minute, I thought you were serious! Good one!

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**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/43 "2010-05-14T00:35:52Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> no, but you had the ear of Hollywood. one China Syndrome later…

Did hippies put guns to everyone’s head and make them buy gas guzzling, smog-mobiles?  
[http://www.eia.doe.gov/cneaf/electricity/epa/figes1.html](http://www.eia.doe.gov/cneaf/electricity/epa/figes1.html)

Oil = 1.1% of electrical generation. Nuclear 19%. So it’s mostly being used for transportation.

Cars don’t run on nuclear, except by proxy of electricity. Had you listened to the dirty hippies maybe we’d have more common electric cars, and then maybe, you’d have a point.

Your stupid false equivalence is better suited to something like Yahoo Answers.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/44 "2010-05-14T00:52:06Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> No, you guys are responsible for the lack of nuclear power, so I’d lower my “I told you sos” a few decibels.

Strange isn’t it. The arguments for Gulf drilling are the same for nuclear. The accidents are very rare. (not true but people believe it). It is very safe and well regulated. (You must know better than that.) More than that, the regulators make it more expensive because the drilling is so very safe. We must cut back regulation. It is wasting money. The oil guys have it all figured out. Nothing too worry about. Hell we can trust them to do the right thing. The technology is failsafe. They will do the inspection without nosy government regulators getting in their way.

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/45 "2010-05-14T01:27:51Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Jus pointing out that the blowout you are referring to did not occur in one of the new areas to be opened to drilling, and although the mess is quite bad enough, the oil from it hasn’t actually hit Florida’s shores, so it would appear your predictive accuracy is not exactly stellar. But hey, otherwise, right on, baby, right on.

Damn. One and done. Nice job El\_Kabong.

I hereby predict that something at least tangentially related to the health care reform bill will have bad consequences. Man, I can’t wait for my “I told you so” pit thread!!@!@!@!@!ONE

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/46 "2010-05-14T01:29:29Z")

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When someone tells you that they are on the cutting edge of technology, that means they are right next to not knowing what the fuck they are doing.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/47 "2010-05-14T01:30:15Z")

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[http://www.ourfuture.org/blog-entry/2008093710/its-not-about-supply-stupid-its-about-regulating-profiteers](http://www.ourfuture.org/blog-entry/2008093710/its-not-about-supply-stupid-its-about-regulating-profiteers)  
Offshore oil drilling will not result in lower prices. The concept that supply will drop prices is so dated, it is a joke. They do not compete. Prices drop or raise with stock market and commodities trading.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/48 "2010-05-14T01:59:39Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> Strange isn’t it. The arguments for Gulf drilling are the same for nuclear. The accidents are very rare. (not true but people believe it). It is very safe and well regulated. (You must know better than that.) More than that, the regulators make it more expensive because the drilling is so very safe. We must cut back regulation. It is wasting money. The oil guys have it all figured out. Nothing too worry about. Hell we can trust them to do the right thing. The technology is failsafe. They will do the inspection without nosy government regulators getting in their way.

Yes, the accidents are indeed VERY RARE for both. What do you want, a perfect world of free, clean energy, light without heat, Jesus molecules powering cars?

They are rarer for drilling than for transportation. It IS TRUE that these accidents, whether they be acquisition, transportation or storage are RARE.

You’re a fuckwit.

Cite: [http://www.offshore-environment.com/accidents.html](http://www.offshore-environment.com/accidents.html)

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/49 "2010-05-14T02:03:54Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> When someone tells you that they are on the cutting edge of technology, that means they are right next to not knowing what the fuck they are doing.

This is patently bullshit, too. You’re better than that. While EVERYONE bemoans environmental disasters associated with extraction of mineral or hydrocarbon resources, there are _always_ risks and always have been. The fact is that TECHNOLOGY has reduced those risks. Significantly.

Decry the establishment of the way the USA is set up around the consumption of oil all you want, I’ll agree, its not ideal but it is what it is.

Do YOU drive a car? Use heating oil? Natural gas? What risks to you are acceptable for the acquisition of these very necessary resources?

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/50 "2010-05-14T02:07:24Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> This is patently bullshit, too.

True.

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> You’re better than that.

False.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/51 "2010-05-14T02:31:51Z")

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**Rand** , when you saw _Yellow Submarine_, you rooted for the Blue Meanies, didn’t you? C’mon, you can tell us…

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**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/52 "2010-05-14T02:43:03Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> This is patently bullshit, too. You’re better than that. While EVERYONE bemoans environmental disasters associated with extraction of mineral or hydrocarbon resources, there are _always_ risks and always have been. The fact is that TECHNOLOGY has reduced those risks. Significantly.
> 
> Decry the establishment of the way the USA is set up around the consumption of oil all you want, I’ll agree, its not ideal but it is what it is.
> 
> Do YOU drive a car? Use heating oil? Natural gas? What risks to you are acceptable for the acquisition of these very necessary resources?

See my fucking cite. Oil = cars, otherwise what the fuck are they doing with all that oil? They’re certainly not generating electricity. That’s for sure.

So tell me, what was so fucking wrong with not giving huge tax breaks to gas guzzlers, or increasing MPG requirements?

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/53 "2010-05-14T03:10:08Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> **Rand** , when you saw _Yellow Submarine_, you rooted for the Blue Meanies, didn’t you? C’mon, you can tell us…

Buh? I’ve **listened** to Yellow Submarine. I didn’t know **saw** was possible. Are you high, or am I drunk?

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/54 "2010-05-14T03:14:00Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> I didn’t know **saw** was possible.

It came out the same year as Barbarella, Fonda’s finest role.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/55 "2010-05-14T03:17:02Z")

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> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#):
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> See my fucking cite. Oil = cars, otherwise what the fuck are they doing with all that oil? They’re certainly not generating electricity. That’s for sure.
> 
> So tell me, what was so fucking wrong with not giving huge tax breaks to gas guzzlers, or increasing MPG requirements?

Nothing is wrong with penalizing people that drive huge vehicles that get poor MPG via luxury/gas guzzler taxes…where’d you get that out of my posts? And we have been and ARE increasing MPG requirements…what else do you want? Magical flying underpants?

FWIW, I drive a very small car that gets about 40mpg…non-hybrid style.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/56 "2010-05-14T03:17:23Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> Buh? I’ve **listened** to Yellow Submarine. I didn’t know **saw** was possible. Are you high, or am I drunk?

[Yellow Submarine](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063823/).

Although, given current conditions in the Gulf, it’s probably more of a brownish color.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/57 "2010-05-14T03:18:49Z")

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> [@Squink](#):
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> It came out the same year as Barbarella, Fonda’s finest role.

Oooh, fur. And not the vaginal trimming requirements (or lack thereof) of the day.

I would fuck Hanoi Jane sideways if I had a time machine.

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/58 "2010-05-14T03:23:03Z")

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> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#):
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> GEU sounds like a noise of disgust. Like the sound I’d make when coming across some particularly gruesome roadkill. “Geeeeuuuuuuu, did you see that deer smeared across the center line?”

Well, how about REU then? Renewable Energy Unit. For instance, 'Big Mining Simulacrum Corp Announces 5 REUs of new capacity.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/59 "2010-05-14T05:00:20Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> This is patently bullshit, too. You’re better than that. While EVERYONE bemoans environmental disasters associated with extraction of mineral or hydrocarbon resources, there are _always_ risks and always have been. The fact is that TECHNOLOGY has reduced those risks. Significantly.
> 
> Decry the establishment of the way the USA is set up around the consumption of oil all you want, I’ll agree, its not ideal but it is what it is.
> 
> Do YOU drive a car? Use heating oil? Natural gas? What risks to you are acceptable for the acquisition of these very necessary resources?

Whoa, big horse, steady up, there! All I said was a pretty pedestrian rephrasing of “cutting edge technology”, and really, what else can that mean? If your on the very edge of knowledge, pretty much by definition you are on the edge of ignorance as well, no?

Why that set off your rockets, I dunno, but it wasn’t that big a statement, nor does it mean I’m some sort of deranged Luddite who wants us all to live by exchanging nuts, berries, and sea shells! After all, we still need to build the starships for our search for Eden…

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drill-baby-drill-ers-i-told-you-so/539261/60 "2010-05-14T11:15:59Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Whoa, big horse, steady up, there! All I said was a pretty pedestrian rephrasing of “cutting edge technology”, and really, what else can that mean? If your on the very edge of knowledge, pretty much by definition you are on the edge of ignorance as well, no?
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> Why that set off your rockets, I dunno, but it wasn’t that big a statement, nor does it mean I’m some sort of deranged Luddite who wants us all to live by exchanging nuts, berries, and sea shells! After all, we still need to build the starships for our search for Eden…

Well, since you called me “big horse” and all…okay.

🙂

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