# Drink Recipe Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339 "2003-03-01T05:40:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ladydisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@ladydisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladydisco)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/1 "2003-03-01T05:40:09Z")
A cousin of **belladonna’s** [weekend haiku](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=166360) thread… a harvery walbanger vodka, orange juice and then some galiano lemondade and beer is called a shandy not a shanty. i was wrong. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/2 "2003-03-01T05:43:55Z")
C C and Seven Canadian Club Whiskey 7-Up to taste I like White Russians Vodka, Kahlua, and Milk Shake it - don’t stir it ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/3 "2003-03-01T05:46:26Z")
Pour gin over ice Stir, strain into glass, garnish Think about vermouth. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/4 "2003-03-01T05:49:19Z")
Add some tobasco To a shot of tequila Puts hair on your chest ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/5 "2003-03-01T05:50:37Z")
Apple juice is added Over a splash of JD Apple Jacks - So smooth ---
**Author:** ![akennett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee59a6/32.png) [@akennett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akennett)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/6 "2003-03-01T05:59:14Z")
Take one part vodka Add to it cranberry juice Over ice, it’s nice Bourbon and vermouth With a dash of bitters, strain Manhattan is name Tequilla and lime Sours and ice shake well, salt rim of glass - enjoy what a great idea Now I need a drink or three Manhattan I think ---
**Author:** ![akennett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee59a6/32.png) [@akennett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akennett)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/7 "2003-03-01T06:02:06Z")
Crap that margarita one should read (can’t believe I put sours mix in there - duh) Tequila and lime Triple sec and ice, shake salt rim, pour, enjoy ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/8 "2003-03-01T06:03:21Z")
Beer and Sprite mixed Make **Radler** , the German treat. Tasty in summer. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/9 "2003-03-01T06:10:55Z")
Freshly dripped coffee Kaluha and heavy cream Headache on waking ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/10 "2003-03-01T06:12:32Z")
Shandy: Beer and Lemonade. Surprisingly good. Still think aussies are weird. ---
**Author:** ![Triss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Triss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triss)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/11 "2003-03-01T06:18:53Z")
Shandy: Beer and _Ginger Ale_ Very refreshing Now think Canucks are weird? ---
**Author:** ![Triss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Triss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triss)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/12 "2003-03-01T06:25:39Z")
(Uh oh. Last line is too long Now think not haiku So sorry, people) ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/13 "2003-03-01T06:28:22Z")
Poutine: Fries, Cheese, gravy. Cardiovascular death. Always thought Canucks were odd. ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/14 "2003-03-01T06:32:22Z")
“Now think Canucks are weird?” That works. Especially if you pronounce ‘weird’ like me, with two sylables: Weeeird! ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/15 "2003-03-01T07:27:08Z")
Tequila and lime Curacao and ice, shake. Blue drinks are more fun. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/16 "2003-03-01T07:44:39Z")
Pink Lemonade And Vodka In Equal Amounts. “Pinko Commie” Yum! ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/17 "2003-03-01T10:36:44Z")
I’ve heard of Shandies. It’s not beer and lemonade? Brit Dopers, weigh in. Summer: Three ice cubes, Squirt of lime juice, tonic, and Gin, gin, gin, gin, gin. V-8, Worcestershire, Dash pepper, Lemon, Vodka, Heat: Bloody Mary. Ice-cold Martini - Whisper “dry vermouth,” olive, Glass of ice-cold gin. Kentucky Derby: Bourbon, mint, sugar; infuse them ten minutes. Julep. And finally… Why do folks believe Haiku means only “three lines”? It’s 5-7-5. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/18 "2003-03-01T10:44:45Z")
Damn! I just noticed the repetition of “ice-cold” in the martini one. Let’s try that again: Ice-cold Martini - Whisper “dry vermouth,” olive, Glass of Bombay gin. Eek, and as long as I’m revising, please remove the word “them” from the “Kentucky Derby” masterpiece. Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/19 "2003-03-01T10:47:11Z")
Basho I ain’t. ---
**Author:** ![Xixox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/13edae/32.png) [@Xixox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xixox)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339/20 "2003-03-01T11:50:58Z")
Rowling’s Butterbeer One twelve ounce glass of root beer One shot Buttershots [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drink-recipe-haiku/158339.md?page=2)