# Drinking toasts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinking-toasts/54703>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 16, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinking-toasts/54703 "2001-02-16T05:34:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinking-toasts/54703/21 "2001-02-22T04:55:48Z")

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Ashes to Ashes,  
Dust to Dust,  
If you Drink Good Booze,  
Your pipes won’t rust!

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**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinking-toasts/54703/22 "2001-02-22T06:27:16Z")

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In your best “ahnuld”:

May you crush yer enemies  
See dem driven before you  
and hear de lamentations of dere wimmen

Those who know the movie should growl heartily and raise tankards of mead (no wine)

PS this also works great as a New Years Resolution as well

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**Author:** ![Chronolicht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3bc359/32.png) [@Chronolicht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronolicht)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinking-toasts/54703/23 "2001-02-22T06:43:07Z")

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May we all become what we think we are!

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**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinking-toasts/54703/24 "2001-02-23T04:39:14Z")

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speaking of old chestnuts:

id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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**Author:** ![Glitterfairy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@Glitterfairy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glitterfairy)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinking-toasts/54703/25 "2001-02-23T07:28:41Z")

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For all the ladies that go out and are just having a ladies night out…a wondreful toast!!  
“Here is to the men we love,  
and to the men who love us.  
The men that we love do not love us  
and the men that love us we do not love…  
So (all together) F_C_ THE MEN AND HERES TO US!”  
🙂

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