# Drinks you've invented **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 7, 2004, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinks-youve-invented/232990 "2004-03-07T18:06:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Hirka\_T\_Bawa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@Hirka\_T\_Bawa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hirka_T_Bawa)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinks-youve-invented/232990/41 "2004-03-10T03:36:09Z")
My brother made a good drink that me and my friends like. Sex in the shower Light Rum Dark Rum Midori Pineapple juice Cranberry juice Tastes pretty good to me (but then I make a screwdriver with half OJ, half Smirnoff Vodka). ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinks-youve-invented/232990/42 "2004-03-10T03:48:12Z")
Gravitation. Country Time Pink Lemonade Mix, vodka, and a clear soda pop if you prefer less sugar, or a less potent drink. It was the only way I could drink an entire glass of cheap vodka. ---
**Author:** ![Dogface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@Dogface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogface)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinks-youve-invented/232990/43 "2004-03-10T13:06:41Z")
Bourbon 1 oz Reposada Tequila 1 oz Irish Mist splash Garnish with brine-cured olive It’s dangerously smooth. ---
**Author:** ![PsychoTrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/46a35a/32.png) [@PsychoTrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PsychoTrain)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinks-youve-invented/232990/44 "2004-03-10T19:23:45Z")
My friends and I really enjoy what we call a Bikini Bottom. Coconut rum and Vanilla Coke. It’s real nice and smooth. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinks-youve-invented/232990/45 "2004-03-10T22:38:53Z")
A drink I invented, although I’m sure it already exists: The Lemon Blossom 1 part Vodka 1 part fresh sqeezed lemon juice garnish with half a kumquat. Sour as hell and deeeelightful. ---
**Author:** ![siberia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/siberia/32/9129_2.png) [@siberia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/siberia)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinks-youve-invented/232990/46 "2004-03-10T22:39:22Z")
Fancy Panties: Rum Iced Tea Splash of Diet Coke Server over ice in a tall glass. I don’t like it with fruit (lemon or lime) although bartenders seem to insist that I should. ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinks-youve-invented/232990/47 "2004-03-10T22:50:32Z")
I bring you the Chernobyl, invented by my insane Navy ROTC suitemate in our dorm in Leningrad during the long, cold, dark fall semester of 1989: 1 part cheap Russian vodka, not the good stuff for export, but rather the stuff for domestic consumption with which you could degrease an engine 1 part nasty Soviet Tang equivalent, the name of which is escaping me at the moment 1 part blue curaçao No ice, under any circumstances It turned a disgusting, sickly radioactive orange-green color. You couldn’t pay me enough to try that concoction. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinks-youve-invented/232990/48 "2004-03-10T22:58:03Z")
Dewdriver: Mt Dew and Vodka. Actually tastes quite good, the vodka moderates the sweetness of the Dew. > [@](#): > > He also does what he calls White Russian, even though they’re not: vodka, kahlua, creme de cacao, and Bailey’s. Alcoholic chocolate milk. How about straight up Chocolate Milk and St. Brendan’s? My friends dubbed this the Milkshake. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinks-youve-invented/232990/49 "2004-03-10T23:05:57Z")
When I worked for the Oregon Legislature, we tried mixing a shot of Midori in with a can of Mountain Dew, on the rocks. It was quite tasty, and proved to be very popular. We named the **Quorum**. Why? Because you just gotta have it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drinks-youve-invented/232990.md?page=2)