# "Drip...drip...drip" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [January 16, 2025, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042 "2025-01-16T14:23:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/1 "2025-01-16T14:23:18Z")
Lack of water pressure is one of trump’s major grievances, but I don’t think he ever specified which of his properties was afflicted. Rather than fix the problem, he cries about it for years, at his fucking rallies, and even at a recent presser. Is he hoping those billionaires who ponied up the bribes for his “presidential library” would hire a contractor for him? And the notion of him repeatedly pressing the button on a dishwasher, or even being in the vicinity of a dishwasher, is laughably absurd. ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/2 "2025-01-16T14:36:55Z")
Maybe it was the drip, drip drip of gonorrhea. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/7KNQFGU1qj0/maxresdefault.jpg "Peter Rooter") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KNQFGU1qj0) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/3 "2025-01-16T14:48:57Z")
> [@Si\_Amigo](#): > > Maybe it was the drip, drip drip of gonorrhea. > > [https://youtu.be/7KNQFGU1qj0?si=tpWevIeibyn2pWcP](https://youtu.be/7KNQFGU1qj0?si=tpWevIeibyn2pWcP) I was thinking incontinence. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/4 "2025-01-16T14:50:34Z")
I’ve wondered where he has these issues. We’ve lived with lower pressure shower heads for many years and have no issues with a great shower. Same for low-volume toilets. No need to flush 10 times. And our newer water efficient dishwasher is amazing. He just loves to harp on imagined problems. Windmills, Haitians eating pets, little Jimmy going to school and coming home little Kimmy, gangs of illegals with weapons beyond what our military has terrorizing US cities, etc. Guy is a crazed lunatic. BTW, I knew what this was about from the title 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/5 "2025-01-16T14:59:14Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Same for low-volume toilets. No need to flush 10 times. It’s just Trump. It isn’t easy to flush a Constitution, reams of stolen classified documents, and a Democracy down the pipe. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/6 "2025-01-16T15:05:50Z")
It says a lot about his intelligence when he flushed documents down a toilet when living in a house with about two dozen fireplaces. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/7 "2025-01-16T15:58:02Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I was thinking incontinence. Incontinence, gonorrhea, drooling… why not all three…? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/8 "2025-01-16T17:03:06Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > > [@running\_coach](#): > > > > I was thinking incontinence. > > Incontinence, gonorrhea, drooling… why not all three…? - Three cheers for Team Moist!!! Drip, drip, away! ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/9 "2025-01-16T17:24:02Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > It isn’t easy to flush a Constitution, reams of stolen classified documents, and a Democracy down the pipe. Or the results of two Big Macs and a half a bucket of KFC original recipe washed down by a six pack of Diet Coke after it passes through the rotting remains of an unhealthy octogenarian’s digestive system. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/10 "2025-01-16T18:04:20Z")
> [@Si\_Amigo](#): > > Maybe it was the drip, drip drip of gonorrhea. That’s exactly what I was going to post. But I’m working and just now saw the spread. I can’t hear ‘drip, drip, drip’ without thinking of this bit. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/11 "2025-01-16T18:12:07Z")
Why is it even an issue with him, since this pulls into Mar A Lago on the daily? [![](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/yCwAAOSwa5ReOISk/s-l400.jpg) ](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/yCwAAOSwa5ReOISk/s-l400.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/12 "2025-01-16T18:13:42Z")
“Poopies. I got poopies.” “Uh… Mr. President, you are on a mic, people can hear you.” “I don’t care! **I GOT POOPIES!** ” (Is it sad that I don’t think this is that far-fetched as a possible future scenario?) ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/13 "2025-01-16T18:17:25Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > That’s exactly what I was going to post. I didn’t even know it was C&C, but I still have it in my head and went right there. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/14 "2025-01-16T18:33:25Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Three cheers for Team Moist!!! > Drip, drip, away! ♫ Drip dripping away. ♫ ♫ Drip dripping a-way-yay-yay. ♫ ♫ You know the nearer to inauguration ♫ ♫ The more he’s drip dripping away… ♫ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/15 "2025-01-16T20:15:32Z")
I thought it was gonna be about his wardrobe. His “drip”, as the kids say. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![arles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71c47a/32.png) [@arles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arles)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/16 "2025-01-16T20:21:54Z")
I’ve never understood his complaint. I am not sure that he even flushes his toilet. Just leaves it for someone else to clean up. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/17 "2025-01-16T20:24:42Z")
> [@arles](#): > > I am not sure that he even flushes his toilet. Does he wipe his own arse? Or is there a footman of the royal stool? ---
**Author:** ![arles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71c47a/32.png) [@arles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arles)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/18 "2025-01-16T20:30:04Z")
Yeah, his tiny hands probably don’t reach. Maybe he doesn’t even wipe. That may be the source of his unique aroma. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/19 "2025-01-16T20:38:30Z")
To the tune of “[**Windy**](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=VUv9OK4KUv8)” by The Association Who’s cleaning up when orange man vacates Staring with lust at that vast derrière Who’s bending down to swipe with a wet-nap Everyone knows it’s Lindsey Who’s gotta’ clean up after the carnage Putty knife for poo and damp mop for pee Who’s reach-around always comes up empty Everyone knows it’s Lindsey And Lindsey has crazy eyes He’s hard for this fascist guy And his self-esteem ain’t high MAGA lickspittle proud (lickspittle proud) MAGA lickspittle proud (lickspittle proud) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2025, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drip-drip-drip/1013042/20 "2025-01-17T17:56:30Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > “Poopies. I got poopies.” > > “Uh… Mr. President, you are on a mic, people can hear you.” > > “I don’t care! **I GOT POOPIES!** ” > > (Is it sad that I don’t think this is that far-fetched as a possible future scenario?) Great. Now you’ve made me equate Trump to autism faker and coprophile and YouTube target [Andrew Ditch](https://youtu.be/BZ1BmnVnfsY?si=mvV80cfQmscYTfZs).