# Driver who was doing 187 mph charged with drug smuggling

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 8, 2020, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115 "2020-09-08T18:54:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/1 "2020-09-08T18:54:41Z")

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I thought smugglers were supposed to avoid cops.

> **[Driver who engaged in high-speed police chase on I-95 charged with drug...](https://www.wral.com/driver-who-engaged-in-high-speed-police-chase-on-i-95-charged-with-drug-trafficking/19275348/)**
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> The driver who topped 187 mph through a work zone on Interstate 95 during a police chase on Sunday has been charged with trafficking heroin.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/2 "2020-09-08T20:13:52Z")

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What heroic things were the trafficked heroines doing?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/3 "2020-09-08T20:53:48Z")

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Audi RS7. Nice car.

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/4 "2020-09-08T21:15:12Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> I thought smugglers were supposed to avoid cops.

That story doesn’t give much detail, but it sounds like he hit 187 _during_ the chase; that wasn’t the reason they initially tried to pull him over. I’m assuming they tried to pull him for a more routine traffic violation, he fled, and did 187 while running from the cops.

> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Audi RS7. Nice car.

I was expecting a Maserati, but I guess those only do 185.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/5 "2020-09-08T21:21:53Z")

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Suzuki Hayabusa bike does 185 and costs around $14k. Lots more bang for your buck

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/6 "2020-09-08T21:26:27Z")

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Not a good choice for volume drug smuggling, tho.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/7 "2020-09-08T21:34:14Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> I thought smugglers were supposed to avoid cops.

Pet Peeve of mine is when people mis-use the expression, “Drive it like you stole it!” to indicate beat the hell out something or tear it up.

It means the opposite. Don’t ask me how I know this. 😉

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**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/8 "2020-09-08T21:40:34Z")

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> [@WildaBeast](#):
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> I was expecting a Maserati, but I guess those only do 185.

I bet he loses his license.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/9 "2020-09-08T21:40:38Z")

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at least we know how he afforded the car

There was a retired guy who ran drugs up to Midwest in a pickup. He did it for 10 years before he was caught at 87. Clint Eastwood made a movie of the story,

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/10 "2020-09-08T21:57:11Z")

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On the other end of the spectrum:

[https://www.daily-journal.com/news/local/broken-down-car-leads-to-drug-bust/article\_11b4ae11-e2a1-5118-82cd-baa91114ebd6.html](https://www.daily-journal.com/news/local/broken-down-car-leads-to-drug-bust/article_11b4ae11-e2a1-5118-82cd-baa91114ebd6.html)

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**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/11 "2020-09-08T22:00:39Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Audi RS7. Nice car.

With any luck it will be the police, sheriff, highway patrol or the DEA’s nice car now.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/12 "2020-09-08T22:19:12Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Pet Peeve of mine is when people mis-use the expression, “Drive it like you stole it!” to indicate beat the hell out something or tear it up.

I think what they’re referring to is joyriding - stealing a car, driving it really fast, and then ditching it.

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/13 "2020-09-08T22:29:20Z")

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I do 187 mph on my way to work.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/14 "2020-09-08T22:32:14Z")

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> [@WildaBeast](#):
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> I was expecting a Maserati, but I guess those only do 185.

😁

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/15 "2020-09-08T22:36:40Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> Suzuki Hayabusa bike does 185 and costs around $14k. Lots more bang for your buck

If it’s pronounced “high abuser”, maybe he thought that would give the game away.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/16 "2020-09-08T22:37:01Z")

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Then he won’t drive.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/17 "2020-09-08T22:38:00Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> I think what they’re referring to is joyriding - stealing a car, driving it really fast, and then ditching it.

Yeah, that’s the point. Exactly what you _do not want to do_ in a stolen car.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/18 "2020-09-09T00:01:10Z")

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reminds me of the joy ride in Ferris Bueller’s day off

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/19 "2020-09-09T00:06:45Z")

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The guy is lucky it wasn’t a Delorean.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/driver-who-was-doing-187-mph-charged-with-drug-smuggling/920115/20 "2020-09-09T02:27:36Z")

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a guy in LA had a really bad wreck in a $1 mil Ferrari. Driver had only minor injuries. One cop said I guess for a million bucks you get a great safety system

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