# DrMark2000 banned!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [April 13, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578 "2006-04-13T21:15:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 7
### Author:  [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/121 "2006-04-14T02:55:41Z")
> [@Dangerosa](#):
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> chocolate bars in the shape of Da Vinci’s “The Last Supper.”
Mmmmm, sacri-licious!
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### Author:  [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/122 "2006-04-14T02:55:42Z")
> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> Dear Seven: In the fullness of time, all will be revealed. 🙂
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> (More I cannot say.)
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> TubaDiva
And here I am, with all this chocolate, and nobody to eat it… 😃
Reality of said chocolate is currently in question.
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/123 "2006-04-14T02:55:59Z")
> [@Dangerosa](#):
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> Under the thumb of college poverty, friends telemarketed for Fingerhut in the 80s. (This is one of those sins you forgive your friends for over time). They were busy selling chocolate bars in the shape of Da Vinci’s “The Last Supper.”
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> I’m not sure if they sold them to the religious or the irreligious.
I bite their heads off first.
NUMMY APOSTLES!
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### Author:  [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/124 "2006-04-14T02:56:19Z")
> [@Dangerosa](#):
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> …telemarketed for Fingerhut…
Everything about your post says this is not a porn distributor, but that _name_…
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### Author:  [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/125 "2006-04-14T02:58:34Z")
I have discovered part of DrMark’s Magnum Opus! Here it is:
You used to be so amused at Napoleon in rags and the language that he used. Go to him now, he calls you, you can’t refuse. When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose. You’re invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal
Now you see this one-eyed midget shouting the word “NOW”.
And you say, “For what reason?”
And he says, “How?”
And you say, “What does this mean?”
And he screams back, “You’re a cow. Give me some milk or else go home”.
The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly, saying, “death to all those who would whimper and cry”. And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky saving, “The sun’s not yellow, it’s chicken!”
Dr. Filth, he keeps his world inside of a leather cup, but all his sexless patients they’re trying to blow it up. Now his nurse, some local loser, she’s in charge of the cyanide hole. And she also keeps the cards that read, “Have Mercy on His Soul”.
Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you.
“It’s bad for your health”, he said.
Yes, I disobeyed his orders. I came to see you, but I found him there instead. You know, I don’t mind him cheatin’ on me, but I sure wish he’d take that off his head.
And the sailors in their pretty white uniforms, you see them but you wonder where the octopi are because they were supposed to be there too. And then suddenly a tree comes ambling up and you feel content.
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### Author:  [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/126 "2006-04-14T02:59:44Z")
> [@Loopydude](#):
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> Everything about your post says this is not a porn distributor, but that _name_…
Could’ve been worse; could’ve been Wackenhut.
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### Author:  [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/127 "2006-04-14T03:00:24Z")
> [@Talon Karrde](#):
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> I have discovered part of DrMark’s Magnum Opus! Here it is:
> …
I read it and now Like a complete unknown, Like a rolling stone.
Jim
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### Author:  [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/128 "2006-04-14T03:01:20Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> I bite their heads off first.
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> NUMMY APOSTLES!
I always start with Peter’s feet.
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### Author:  [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/129 "2006-04-14T03:01:38Z")
> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> There’s more better stuff coming 'round the bend, too. Can’t give you details yet but I’m telling you right now it’s going to be an interesting year and well worth sticking around for.
I’m just jumping in to say that I hope you’re serious about this, because you will catch ungodly hell from people if you don’t follow through on it. Not from me, I don’t really care, but there’s an old saying about making promises you can’t keep, you know what I mean?
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/130 "2006-04-14T03:06:01Z")
> [@Maureen](#):
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> I always start with Peter’s feet.
At least you know they’re clean.
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### Author:  [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/131 "2006-04-14T03:08:50Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> At least you know they’re clean.
😃 That was a good one.
> [@What Exit?](#):
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> I read it and now Like a complete unknown, Like a rolling stone.
Yeah, I think that was in there somewhere too, now that you mention it.
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### Author:  [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/132 "2006-04-14T03:11:49Z")
> [@Loopydude](#):
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> Everything about your post says this is not a porn distributor, but that _name_…
It used to be a telemarketing firm - a big one - that would sell you a set of towels for your bathroom that were lower quality than I use to wash my car with - on payment plans for a mere $4 a month - for 24 months. Think low tech QVC.
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### Author:  [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/133 "2006-04-14T03:14:53Z")
> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> There’s more better stuff coming 'round the bend, too. Can’t give you details yet but I’m telling you right now it’s going to be an interesting year and well worth sticking around for.
> [@Airman Doors](#):
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> I’m just jumping in to say that I hope you’re serious about this, because you will catch ungodly hell from people if you don’t follow through on it. Not from me, I don’t really care, but there’s an old saying about making promises you can’t keep, you know what I mean?
I am not writing checks with my hummingbird mouth that my alligator ass can’t cash.
Everything I have told you like this has ultimately come to pass, though not always as quickly as we might have wished for.
There’s also an awful lot of “I don’t know yet” in there as well – and will be for some time to come – but I’m not jiving you. Or anyone else.
TubaDiva
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### Author:  [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/134 "2006-04-14T03:16:36Z")
> [@Talon Karrde](#):
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> > [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> > At least you know they’re clean.
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> 😃 That was a good one.
Yeah, three years and I’m still his straight man. 😛
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### Author:  [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/135 "2006-04-14T03:19:08Z")
> [@DocCathode](#):
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> Please tell me that you left out a smiley, or sarcasm brackets.
I figured it spoke for itself without smiley.
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### Author:  [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/136 "2006-04-14T03:24:55Z")
> [@Maureen](#):
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> Yeah, three years and I’m still his straight man. 😛
:smack:
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/137 "2006-04-14T03:25:25Z")
> [@Maureen](#):
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> Yeah, three years and I’m still his straight man. 😛
You’re a MAN !?!? :eek:
oh well… Nobody’s perfect.
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### Author:  [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/138 "2006-04-14T03:28:11Z")
> [@Talon Karrde](#):
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> :smack:
Wait a second… that was unnecessary. For some reason I thought that I originally quoted the wrong person. It’s times like this that I wish I could edit my own posts.
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### Author:  [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/139 "2006-04-14T03:28:39Z")
Tuba, what do you mean by “more better stuff”?
The ability to edit posts? Avatars? Images? Buddy lists, blah blah?
IOW, enabling VBulletin features that are standard on 99 percent of other VB boards?
Yeehaw! :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drmark2000-banned/352578/140 "2006-04-14T03:28:18Z")
> [@Aeschines](#):
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> Cecil is dying on the cross.
In this morality play, Cecil’d be the one with the hammer and nails, actually.
I’ll offer six-to-one odds on a $15 USD bet this board is alive and well May 1, 2007.
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