# Drones over New Jersey

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 6, 2024, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243 "2024-12-06T04:05:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/41 "2024-12-12T05:40:33Z")

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I heard that “mothership” story too. It made about as much sense to me as the story about bamboo ballots in the 2020 election.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/42 "2024-12-12T13:15:58Z")

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Perhaps they’re being dropped from Chinese stealthy stratospheric sky balloons. You heard it here first folks. 😉

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/43 "2024-12-12T15:36:03Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> Coming from one of the least trustworthy members of congress.

Well that narrows it down to any one of the 435 congresscritters. 🙄

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/44 "2024-12-12T15:48:19Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> I heard that “mothership” story too. It made about as much sense to me as the story about bamboo ballots in the 2020 election.

That’s because an Iranian mothership off the coast would be silly. A mothership (with, say, a diameter of one kilometer) flying over New Jersey, on the other hand makes perfect sense.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2024, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/45 "2024-12-12T16:23:46Z")

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Technically, US Strategic Command now, but same diff.

When I was living on the base, I could walk out the front door and look down the hill to visualize all the crosshairs marking intended ground zero for the multiple megatons we were expecting. In a world where the living envy the dead, we would have been amongst the most envied.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/46 "2024-12-13T03:16:16Z")

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> [@gnoitall](#):
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> Technically, US Strategic Command now, but same diff.

Mea culpa, I started living there in 1969 and SAC was what it was called then so that imprinted in my brain. I be old and my neurons are stiff.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/47 "2024-12-13T03:51:13Z")

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A lot of “old-timers” still called it SAC. Like my dad, a veteran of the thing. Whereas my association with the command was after they became USSTRATCOM. (Although that was nearly 30 years ago.)

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/48 "2024-12-13T04:01:44Z")

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TL : DW - If Iran was placing huge ships just off shore, we’d know it.

> **[War of the Jersey Shore! | Did Iranian Navy Carriers Launch Drones Over New...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTpYN70tZ6Y%2F)**
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> Did Iran Launch Drones Over JerseyDecember 11, 2024In this episode, Sal Mercogliano—a maritime historian at Campbell University (@campbelledu) and former mer...

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/49 "2024-12-13T04:13:04Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Any sudden surge in men named John would be a very bad sign.

Now, let’s not get hasty…

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**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/50 "2024-12-13T13:49:47Z")

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OK, this is getting strange.

Fox News is talking about people taking matters into their own hands

> **[Drone mystery: New Jersey homeowners threaten to take matters into their own...](https://www.foxnews.com/us/drones-mystery-new-jersey-homeowners-threaten-take-matters-own-hands-govt-doesnt-act)**
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> New Jersey residents frustrated by dozens of drone sightings are threatening to take action on their own if the government doesn't start providing answers.

I bet this turns out to be mostly airplanes and helicopters and a case of mass hysteria.

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**Author:** ![teelabrown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teelabrown/32/8412_2.png) [@teelabrown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teelabrown)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/51 "2024-12-13T13:58:39Z")

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Now the folks in my small town south of San Jose are claiming they’re seeing drones over rural commuter routes. I see their excited discussions on nextdoor, and the occasional posting of a light in the night sky, which look to me just like airplanes lining up to land at a nearby municipal airport. They’re advising each other to shoot 'em down.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/52 "2024-12-13T14:00:52Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Now, let’s not get hasty…

I’m on to you, Bigbooty!

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/53 "2024-12-13T14:33:08Z")

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> [@OldOlds](#):
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> I bet this turns out to be mostly airplanes and helicopters and a case of mass hysteria.

As Orson Welles’ experiment showed, the people of New Jersey are _very_ quick to jump to mass hysteria. (Another example; their belief, despite all evidence to the contrary, that they have better pizza than New Haven.)

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/54 "2024-12-13T14:39:54Z")

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_Blackhawks over Los Angeles_ is an [album](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackhawks_Over_Los_Angeles) and [song](https://youtu.be/T4HwSbIg7-0?si=1DPCNuLJkiKsqoTO) name by Strung Out and every time I read this thread title the song pops into my head.

“And on and on they drone  
In the spotlight glare, this is crazy  
All broken glass and panic attacks  
Silicone and pillbox hat there’s  
Panic in the streets tonight”

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**Author:** ![JacobSwan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@JacobSwan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JacobSwan)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/55 "2024-12-13T14:45:15Z")

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> [@markn\_1](#):
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> Drone professor” is not a title that I’ve heard before.

I’ve known a few professors who could certainly drone on for hours.

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**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/56 "2024-12-13T14:52:52Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> > [@OldOlds](#):
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> > I bet this turns out to be mostly airplanes and helicopters and a case of mass hysteria.
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> As Orson Welles’ experiment showed, the people of New Jersey are _very_ quick to jump to mass hysteria. (Another example; their belief, despite all evidence to the contrary, that they have better pizza than New Haven.)

Just discovered that some folks in the Pittsburgh area have spotted these drones last night lol.

I really don’t know what to think.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/57 "2024-12-13T14:54:12Z")

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I was talking to my mother (who lives west of New Haven) yesterday, and she said people in Connecticut have reported seeing the drones.

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**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/58 "2024-12-13T14:57:56Z")

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Oof. Y’all should see what the MAGAs are saying over on Breitbart. They’re in full “this is traitorous Joe’s fault” meltdown.

For anyone who has any faith in humanity, don’t look.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/59 "2024-12-13T15:32:58Z")

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Next thing you know the aliens will begin leaving crop circles on the ground near where the drones are concentrated.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2024, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drones-over-new-jersey/1011243/60 "2024-12-13T15:43:58Z")

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> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> I assume just shooting them down would provoke trouble from the FAA without a court order.

There are already yabbos who urge the shooting down of “chemtrail” planes, so there’s a real risk that morons will open fire on what turns out to be ordinary commercial or private aircraft.

A suitably creepy theme song for the thread:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/w9ISZ6_5CU4?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=RDw9ISZ6_5CU4

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