# Drop One Letter Off The Sign, And Change The Movie Title **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 15, 2005, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617 "2005-03-15T09:57:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/21 "2005-03-15T13:38:43Z")
This one [almost counts](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089907/), I just wanted to find someway to throw in Doctor Who; [Return of the Living Dad](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0426204824/ref=nosim/speculativefic051-20) ---
**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/22 "2005-03-15T13:49:46Z")
Men 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/23 "2005-03-15T13:51:36Z")
A Bugs Lie To Lie and Die in L.A. Of Ice and Men From Dusk to Dan A Bride Too Far End of Day Omega Ma (or Mega Man) Triumph of the Ill The Passion of the Chris ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/24 "2005-03-15T14:01:59Z")
**What’s Eating Gilbert Rape?** ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/25 "2005-03-15T14:13:48Z")
**loser** (with Julia oberts, Clive wen, Natalie ortman, and Jude aw) **Man Girls** **Shun of the Dead** (if we could drop two letters, **Shun of the Dad** might be a fun romp) **Team America: Word Police** **Adaptatin** (has kind of a redneck feel) **Real Women Have Cures** **Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Cones** (a geometry lesson _would_ be more exciting) **The Tim Machine** **Rashmon** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/26 "2005-03-15T14:17:39Z")
St. Elmo’s Ire Petty in Pink (or Pretty In Ink) Get Short Malcolm Psych Onan the Barbarian Old Mountain ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/27 "2005-03-15T14:23:24Z")
This one includes the ad copy: Tom Hanks is: **Bi** From [Imdb](http://imdb.com/title/tt0094737/), I have some taglines: Have you ever had a really big secret? ## You’re Only Young Once But For Josh It Might Just Last A Lifetime. Yesterday Josh Wanted Everything In Life - Girls…Money…Cars… Today, All His Wildest Dreams Have Come True! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/28 "2005-03-15T14:39:51Z")
Before you die, you see **The Rig**. And let’s just get it out of our systems: **Little Bi Man** **The Bi Bounce** **The Bi Lebowsky** **The Bi Noise** **Steal Bi, Steal Little** **Bi Fish** **The Bi Sleep** **Bi Trouble** **Shaft’s Bi Score** **Bi Bully** **The Bi Tease** **The Bi Sleep** **The Bi Brawl** **The Last Bi Thing** **The Next Bi Thing** **Clifford’s Really Bi Movie** **Bi and Hairy** And of course, **Pee Wee’s Bi Adventure**. ---
**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/29 "2005-03-15T14:45:39Z")
**Brie of Frankenstein It’s a Wonderful Lie The Wizard of Z In the Hat of the Night Close Encounters of the Third Kid Being Here Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woof?** ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/30 "2005-03-15T15:01:13Z")
**Cream** **Cream 2** **Cream 3** (Pixar’s sequal to the Matrix trilogy) **Finding Neo** (Pixar’s documentry about critters who have a problem telling the truth) **Bug’s Lie** (Pizar’s commentary on what will be fashionable this year) **Monster’s In** ---
**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/31 "2005-03-15T15:02:57Z")
Evil Dad Evil Dad II Arm of Darkness Forrest Gum The Og of War Tax Driver ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/32 "2005-03-15T15:03:20Z")
> [@Max Torque](#): > > And of course, **Pee Wee’s Bi Adventure**. And **Bi Top Pee Wee** , but I agree that joke should end now. **Tai Driver** Robert Deniro plays a Thai restaurant delivery man who can’t spell. **Arm of Darkness Close Encounters of the Third Kin** A family reunion comedy. \*\*Hot Hots! My Fist Mister All Quit on the Western Front The Seventh Sea Spy Gam The Rod to Wellville Cod Mountain ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/33 "2005-03-15T15:29:57Z")
Max Torque stole my next few jokes. Darn! \*\*The Inedibles \*\* doesn’t count, since that is two letters. umm… **Stemboy** No, that’s just weak. Darn… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/34 "2005-03-15T15:37:08Z")
The next Winnie the Pooh movie: **O Bother Where Art Thou?** Oversexed Kryptonians: **Sperman** Alternate Ending to **Forbidden Planet** : **Honey, I Shrunk the ids** Not Starring Jay Leno: **Big Trouble in Little Chin** ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/35 "2005-03-15T15:37:35Z")
**Around the World In Eight Days Dumb and Umber** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/36 "2005-03-15T15:39:46Z")
Chairface Chippendale’s brother gets his own movie: **carface** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/37 "2005-03-15T15:45:37Z")
**Brother from Another Plant Bother from Another Planet Annie All A Midsummer’s Night Ex Comedy** ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/38 "2005-03-15T15:47:17Z")
**Carface** – The inspiring story of a man who looks like an Edsel. **I am a Fugitive from a Chain Gag** – Joke goes horribly wrong **The Ride of Frankenstein** – horror movie based on an amusement park attraction. **The Mumy** – biography of Lost in Space actor. **Life of Bran** – documentary about getting more fiber in your diet. **Time and Gain** – time traveler tries to get rich **12 Moneys** – a look at the dollar, the pound, the peso, and nine other global currencies. **Only Angels Have Wins** – Southern California baseball team is undefeated. **Rear Widow** – After her husband died, she discovered a whole new way of doing things. XXX ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/39 "2005-03-15T15:47:37Z")
> [@Scott\_plaid](#): > > This one includes the ad copy: > > Tom Hanks is: > > **Bi** Hijack: I had a dream last Thursday that Tom Hanks outed himself to me. My first question to him was “How did Rita react to the news?” My second was “Can I post this on the Straight Dope Message Boards?” ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617/40 "2005-03-15T15:49:34Z")
Carface Chippendale goes to the moon, to show just what one man can do. Put the moon in a world of \*\*_hurt_ \*\*. **Moonaker** P.S. Yes, I know it’s misspelled. It sounds right when read aloud. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drop-one-letter-off-the-sign-and-change-the-movie-title/294617.md?page=3)