# Drowning giraffes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drowning-giraffes/54687>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [February 16, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drowning-giraffes/54687 "2001-02-16T03:40:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drowning-giraffes/54687/41 "2006-03-06T02:21:43Z")

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And the Google ads are:  
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😃

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drowning-giraffes/54687/42 "2006-03-06T02:32:40Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> I think this thread is itself antediluvian.

Uh-huh. Thread closed.

**12 buzz** , if you’d like to reopen discussion on this, feel free to start a new thread. We discourage resurrecting five-year-old threads.

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