# "Drug 1 And Drug 2" songs **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** music\ **Created:** [May 14, 2021, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050 "2021-05-14T01:14:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050/21 "2021-05-14T16:46:26Z")
Not in the title, but **Drive-By Truckers** sing about “Dirty Needles and Cheap Cocaine” in _Shut up and Get on the Plane_ Great song, worth a listen. Here it is: [(1) Shut Up And Get On The Plane - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szBaid3wgKg) ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050/22 "2021-05-14T18:22:53Z")
> [@naita](#): > > Just because it’s a drug and you are clearly addicted doesn’t mean you’ll need rehab. It’s possible you could get that sweet, brown monkey off your back by pure force of your own will. It’s not so much on my back as it is hanging over my head [![](https://i.imgur.com/oDfqyq6.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/oDfqyq6.jpg) (ETA, yes, I made this light fixture. It was amusing how many people asked me what I did with all the syrup…yeah, that wasn’t a problem). ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050/23 "2021-05-14T19:40:57Z")
Not a song, but Ween released an album called **Chocolate and Cheese** in 1994. ---
**Author:** ![omenran](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omenran/32/3318_2.png) [@omenran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omenran)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050/24 "2021-05-15T02:04:47Z")
The lyrics are “Nicotine, valium, vicadin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol, Cocaine” Ie Drug1, Drug2, Drug3, Drug4, Drug5, and Drug6, Drug 7. Going with the thread title’s form of “Drug 1 & Drug 2” ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Burden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jack\_Burden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Burden)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050/25 "2021-05-15T02:30:43Z")
Does it have to be in the title? I’m thinking of _Willing_ by Little Feat. “And if you’ll give me Weed, whites, and wine, And you’ll show me a sign, I’ll be willing” Love that song ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050/26 "2021-05-15T08:38:37Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > There’s an actual song by Michelle Featherstone also called “Coffee & Cigarettes” aside from the Clapton album That could be a shout-out to “Cigarettes and Coffee” by Otis Redding. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/cm3YM_9iW_s/maxresdefault.jpg "Cigarettes and Coffee") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm3YM_9iW_s) ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050/27 "2021-05-15T21:10:43Z")
“Upper and Downers” by Chicago garage band Aliotta, Haynes & Jeremiah “Uppers and downers is bad for you It ain’t like drinkin’ wine Uppers and downers put the whammy on you Get you every time” [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/t_owr0dta8U/maxresdefault.jpg "Uppers and Downers") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_owr0dta8U) ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050/28 "2021-05-16T01:04:59Z")
The Four Deuces - W-P-L-J (=“white port + lemon juice”) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/JJiyMC1xhDs/maxresdefault.jpg "The Four Deuces WPLJ-"White Port Lemon Juice"...") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJiyMC1xhDs) And the Frank Zappa version: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fb3Cu_Xrt_g/hqdefault.jpg "Frank Zappa WPLJ") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb3Cu_Xrt_g) ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050/29 "2021-05-16T18:10:24Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > DC Comics and Chocolate Milkshakes Okay, now I feel badass, 'cuz I’ve graduated from the drugs of youth, to these vices. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050/30 "2021-05-17T13:54:05Z")
“One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don’t do anything at all” ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050/31 "2021-05-18T04:13:35Z")
Livin’ on reds, vitamin C and cocaine - The Grateful Dead. Got Some Whiskey From The Barman I Got Some Cocaine From My Friends - Randy Newman ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050/32 "2021-05-18T04:35:55Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > sugar is a drug I suppose by that logic, GG Allin’s “Hard Candy Cock” would qualify. (Not posting a video because it’s NSFA - Not Safe For Anywhere). ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050/33 "2021-05-19T02:24:27Z")
Drugs 1 - 3. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FALGeotmVDk/hqdefault.jpg "The Minus 5 - "Cigarettes Coffee And Booze"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FALGeotmVDk) ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2021, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050/34 "2021-05-19T14:24:17Z")
There is also The Minus 5’s “Days of Wine and Booze”. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2021, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050/35 "2021-05-20T06:53:44Z")
Mischief Brew - Coffee, God And Cigarettes I guess the Afroman song is called “Crazy Rap” but everyone knows it as “Colt 45 and 2 Zig-Zags” so much that I only just learned that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drug-1-and-drug-2-songs/942050.md?page=1)