# Druggie imitates ISIS during violence in OK workplace. (RO) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 26, 2014, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642 "2014-09-26T15:28:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/41 "2014-09-27T00:31:26Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Your evidence of an ISIS lone wolf consists of 1) he beheaded someone, and 2) some coworkers said he’s Muslin. Yeah, but the second part was fabricated. ---
**Author:** ![Dave\_Hartwick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@Dave\_Hartwick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dave_Hartwick)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/42 "2014-09-27T00:46:02Z")
I heard he had a bad jones for horse and would split a lid of grass with some other major heads in his crashpad. They’d get hopped up on goofballs and have a joy stick apiece. It was a heavy scene, what with the magic dust, mandies and reds. He’d put a gonfalloon in the hay mow and you couldn’t pry him off the chandelier with a broom handle. ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/43 "2014-09-27T01:36:41Z")
> [@Dave\_Hartwick](#): > > I heard he had a bad jones for horse and would split a lid of grass with some other major heads in his crashpad. They’d get hopped up on goofballs and have a joy stick apiece. It was a heavy scene, what with the magic dust, mandies and reds. He’d put a gonfalloon in the hay mow and you couldn’t pry him off the chandelier with a broom handle. Bummer. ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/44 "2014-09-27T02:22:15Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > He “was convicted in January 2011 of multiple felony drug offenses”. What would you call him? A multiple felony drug offender. ---
**Author:** ![Terr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@Terr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terr)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/45 "2014-09-27T03:21:05Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Yeah, but the second part was fabricated. [I don’t think so.](http://dailycaller.com/2014/09/26/sharia-law-is-coming-oklahoma-beheader-celebrated-terrorists-disparaged-non-muslims-on-facebook/) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/46 "2014-09-27T03:46:18Z")
Beheading’s all the rage now. Everyone wants to get in on it. ---
**Author:** ![jimbuff314](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c57346/32.png) [@jimbuff314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbuff314)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/47 "2014-09-27T04:24:26Z")
> [@Terr](#): > > [I don’t think so.](http://dailycaller.com/2014/09/26/sharia-law-is-coming-oklahoma-beheader-celebrated-terrorists-disparaged-non-muslims-on-facebook/) Um … > [@TroutMan](#): > > Your evidence of an ISIS lone wolf consists of 1) he beheaded someone, and 2) some coworkers said he’s _ **Muslin** _. > [@Penfeather](#): > > Yeah, but the second part was _ **fabricated** _. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/48 "2014-09-27T04:58:47Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Yeah, but the second part was fabricated. Maybe, but he’s still cut from the same cloth. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/49 "2014-09-27T05:09:47Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Beheading’s all the rage now. Everyone wants to get in on it. That, and ether frolics. ---
**Author:** ![Terr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@Terr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terr)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/50 "2014-09-27T05:16:00Z")
> [@jimbuff314](#): > > Um … 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![chizzuk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@chizzuk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chizzuk)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/51 "2014-09-27T05:33:05Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > If it’s on CNN, it must be true. :smack: > > There was another workplace shooting earlier this week in Alabama, by a white Christian man who killed two women but didn’t behead anyone. No mention whatsoever was made of his religion. > > Heck, that crazy Canadian white guy from years back who beheaded a Greyhound passenger was only profiled as a crazy white guy, not a religious freak. And on and on it goes, this media thing of ours… > > I’m with **Bozuit** in that beheading seems to be “in” these days, because it’s shocking and disturbing and very strong way to get people’s attention. That’s why ISIS does it, and that’s why some crazy nutjob people do it. But just because they do the same things doesn’t mean there should be any correlation drawn between those two groups of people, except that they’re both major assholes. Utterly irrelevant point of order: the Greyhound dude was actually a crazy Chinese guy, not a crazy white guy. It was also very easy to label him crazy because he ate the victim’s eyeballs and heart while the police were trying to talk him down and exited the bus with pieces of the guy’s face in his pocket. If you’re looking for a crystal clear neon sign saying BATSHIT NUTS, that’s it right there. I’m sure this man was also disturbed, but we haven’t heard anything quite like that yet. ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Boods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Ms\_Boods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Boods)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/52 "2014-09-27T09:53:25Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > This may have been one of those fashion faux pas that we were warned about a few days ago and all I get are jokes? > > Whatever. This place is messed up. That’s because one on’t cross beams gone owt askew on’t treddle. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/53 "2014-09-27T12:07:26Z")
> [@chizzuk](#): > > Utterly irrelevant point of order: the Greyhound dude was actually a crazy Chinese guy, not a crazy white guy. > > It was also very easy to label him crazy because he ate the victim’s eyeballs and heart while the police were trying to talk him down and exited the bus with pieces of the guy’s face in his pocket. And this guy, I note with all-American astonishment, was somehow _not_ shot by police… ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/54 "2014-09-27T14:53:48Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > And this guy, I note with all-American astonishment, was somehow _not_ shot by police… Indeed. All this focus on people being shot by police misses the point. Think of how many people are NOT shot by police every day. Kinda puts things in perspective, doesn’t it!! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/55 "2014-09-27T18:05:02Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Ah, poor baby can’t take a joke. Is it the druggies your on? An important [link](http://www.darowski.com/tracesofinspiration/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/twitter-douchebag1.jpg) for you. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/56 "2014-09-27T18:35:45Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > Good to know. Do I need ID or stuff like that or will cash do fine? > > Never know, might want an all-out US experience with Police shootout and stuff like that… in a pinch I can work with a machete as well, of cos. ID is needed, even just to buy ammo. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/57 "2014-09-29T20:50:03Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > An important [link](http://www.darowski.com/tracesofinspiration/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/twitter-douchebag1.jpg) for you. You must have me confused with a druggie. I don’t snort marijaunas so you can take your druggies and be away. > [@Superdude](#): > > ID is needed, even just to buy ammo. First I have to provide ID for spray paint and then for cough medicine and NOW I have to for guns as well. This is bullshit! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/lvV0B60s6VU/hqdefault.jpg "Mad TV andra") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvV0B60s6VU) ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/58 "2014-09-29T21:53:57Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > ID is needed, even just to buy ammo. Fuck that shit, and there I thought that the USA is the land of the free, where I can do whatever the fuck I want. Next thing you’re telling me that I can’t go on a killing spree like in the movies. I guess beheading is the “IN” thing to do these days. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642/59 "2014-10-01T00:20:39Z")
> [@GrandWino](#): > > It sounds like one of [Bob Ducca’s ailments](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHIegpSmIyw). No, not that\*\* Bob Ducca\*\*. Ducca… ducca… ducca… goosa! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/druggie-imitates-isis-during-violence-in-ok-workplace-ro/699642.md?page=2)