# drugs found in possession of stupid person

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drugs-found-in-possession-of-stupid-person/847487>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 4, 2020, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drugs-found-in-possession-of-stupid-person/847487 "2020-02-04T18:56:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drugs-found-in-possession-of-stupid-person/847487/1 "2020-02-04T18:56:31Z")

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> **[Florida troopers find narcotics in bag labeled ‘Bag Full of Drugs’](https://fox8.com/news/florida-troopers-find-narcotics-in-bag-labeled-bag-full-of-drugs-tmw/)**
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> SANTA ROSA COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA)— The Florida Highway Patrol arrested two men suspected of drug trafficking after troopers pulled them over and found drugs in a bag labeled “Bag Full of Drugs.” The m…

I haven’t even read this, but I HAD to post it, too funny.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drugs-found-in-possession-of-stupid-person/847487/2 "2020-02-04T19:03:22Z")

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> "Note to self: Do not traffic your illegal narcotics in bags labeled ‘Bag Full Of Drugs.’ Our K-9’s can read.”

😃

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drugs-found-in-possession-of-stupid-person/847487/3 "2020-02-05T00:57:49Z")

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“Florida Man” strikes (out) again.

StG

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drugs-found-in-possession-of-stupid-person/847487/4 "2020-02-05T01:38:20Z")

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And they were pulled over for SPEEDING!

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**Author:** ![rsat3acr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@rsat3acr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsat3acr)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drugs-found-in-possession-of-stupid-person/847487/5 "2020-02-05T03:26:03Z")

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stupid is right. If you are carrying drugs, why are you speeding?

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drugs-found-in-possession-of-stupid-person/847487/6 "2020-02-05T03:55:00Z")

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> [@rsat3acr](#):
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> stupid is right. If you are carrying drugs, why are you speeding?

Because idiotic junkies have to get home RIGHT NOW to get high. That was the worst part of doing drugs, dealing with the fucking idiot junkies. I wanted to get high too, but holy shit, you need to not got to jail first. Ugh. I’m glad I’m over that shit specifically because of dealing with idiots.