# Drummer jokes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drummer-jokes/87093>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 12, 2001, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drummer-jokes/87093 "2001-10-12T17:27:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drummer-jokes/87093/41 "2001-10-15T04:42:20Z")

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How do you improve the aerodynamics of a drummer’s car?  
Take the Dominos sign off the roof.

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**Author:** ![JustAskAnyone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JustAskAnyone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAskAnyone)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drummer-jokes/87093/42 "2001-10-15T07:03:41Z")

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\<roots through his Toad the Wet Sprocket bootlegs\>  
Wait…wait…here it is!

Glen (Singer): So, are there any musicians here that can play tambourine?

Randy (Drummer): There must be a drummer in the crowd

Dean (Bassist): He asked for a musician, not a drummer

(Crowd laughs)

Glen: So three musicians and a drummer walk in a bar…

(More crowd cheering)

Randy: (mutters under breath) Bitch.

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drummer-jokes/87093/43 "2001-10-15T09:07:37Z")

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courtesy of Shel Silverstein (i love his poems)

I _only_ ate a drumstick  
at the picnic dance this summer  
just _one_ little drumstick  
they said i couldn’t be dumber.  
just a tough and skinny _drumstick_  
why’s that such a bummer?  
but now everybody’s mad at me  
especially the **drummer**!

😃

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