# Drunk 18 yr guy pees on 11 yr old girl while on a JetBlue flight. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 12, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458 "2011-08-12T15:01:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/1 "2011-08-12T15:01:33Z")
Wow, what a [nightmarish flight](http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/creep_in_jet_stream_PfWUBxDAdAkpUsN0q9Ri1J) from Portland to NYC. Pervert turns out to be a [prospective member of the US Olympic Ski Team](http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/man_who_peed_ski_girl_team_jetblue_EIhJUSOWaE404JiqsM6GPJ?utm_source=SFnewyorkpost&utm_medium=SFBrianCoz) (since dismissed). And then another passenger complains of chest pains and then gets sick on the flight. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/2 "2011-08-12T16:04:13Z")
Jesus con queso! ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/3 "2011-08-12T16:20:59Z")
According to your second link the shit stain does not even have the dignity to be remorseful or apologetic to the girl he pissed on and her family. What kind of over-coddled sociopath do you have to be to not even think to offer up a half-assed “Oops! Sorry I pissed on you!” to your victim? ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/4 "2011-08-12T16:25:27Z")
I just spent time with my little niece yesterday, so I might be oversensitive, but there is no way I would not be in the custody of air marshals for doing some sort of physical harm to this guy. And I am not a physically violent person… I’m a short, chubby, middle-aged chick. But honestly, that is despicable. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/5 "2011-08-12T16:39:49Z")
Any truth to the rumor that TSA has offered Vietze a job? ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/6 "2011-08-12T16:52:38Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > According to your second link the shit stain does not even have the dignity to be remorseful or apologetic to the girl he pissed on and her family. What kind of over-coddled sociopath do you have to be to not even think to offer up a half-assed “Oops! Sorry I pissed on you!” to your victim? I wonder if Hallmark makes a card for that. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/7 "2011-08-12T17:34:50Z")
It’s not clear from the story if he peed on her on purpose because he’s a perv, or if he was so drunk/asleep that he thought he was in the biffy and peeing. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/8 "2011-08-12T17:40:35Z")
Maybe she was wearing all white and was curled up in a semi-circle? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/9 "2011-08-12T18:17:52Z")
I can see being pissed off about that. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/10 "2011-08-12T18:52:17Z")
He should’ve became a famous skier first. Learn from R. Kelly: you have to be famous first before you pee on underage girls. ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/11 "2011-08-12T19:34:44Z")
> [@teela\_brown](#): > > It’s not clear from the story if he peed on her on purpose because he’s a perv, or if he was so drunk/asleep that he thought he was in the biffy and peeing. This I had a roommate who was so drunk he walked into the room, opened a desk drawer and pissesd all over my books. He really thought he was in the bathroom. So, I can totally understand that it was the booze. The fact it was an 11 year old girl and not an 70 year old man is purely accidental. Now, as to how this 18 year old lad got totally plastered on the plane is another question. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/12 "2011-08-12T19:42:39Z")
It was a domestic flight? I would have guessed incontinental. ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/13 "2011-08-12T19:48:46Z")
I know the type-rich kid that has no class, no concern for others, and think’s he’s God…“look at me I’M an OLYMPIC SKIER!”. Dad is probably a corporate attorney, who has friends who can “broom” the whole thing. A complete waste of protoplasm.’ ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/14 "2011-08-12T20:10:55Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > It was a domestic flight? I would have guessed incontinental. Yuck yuck yuck. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/15 "2011-08-12T20:15:10Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Maybe she was wearing all white and was curled up in a semi-circle? I’m sure this makes sense to someone, but I am not that person. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/16 "2011-08-12T20:18:51Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I’m sure this makes sense to someone, but I am not that person. As in, she resembled a toilet seat. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/17 "2011-08-12T21:18:08Z")
This is where I’m starting to wonder whether it would be a good idea to eliminate drunkenness or intoxication as an excuse. Anything you do when voluntarily drunk, it’s as if you did it with a clear head and a careful plan. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/18 "2011-08-12T21:25:57Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > Pervert turns out to be a [prospective member of the US Olympic Ski Team](http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/man_who_peed_ski_girl_team_jetblue_EIhJUSOWaE404JiqsM6GPJ?utm_source=SFnewyorkpost&utm_medium=SFBrianCoz) (since dismissed). The quality of prospective Olympic athletes [seems to be on the decline](http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2011/06/21/matt-gurney-vancouver-rioters-apology-welcome-but-insufficient/). ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/19 "2011-08-12T21:55:06Z")
And it [seems to have spread to the Summer Olympic](http://www.news.com.au/national/swimmer-nick-darcy-to-pay-135000-in-damages-for-king-hit-to-simon-cowley/story-e6frfkvr-1226096725718) athletes too. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458/20 "2011-08-12T22:36:45Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > It was a domestic flight? I would have guessed incontinental. They should be called YellowJet now. According to [another article](http://espn.go.com/olympics/skiing/story/_/id/6856362/us-skier-robert-sandy-vietze-dismissed-report-urinating-passenger), he had 5 or 6 beers and 2 rums and cokes. Lightweight. The worst I’ve done on more alcohol than that is lose coordination or say stupid stuff. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/drunk-18-yr-guy-pees-on-11-yr-old-girl-while-on-a-jetblue-flight/592458.md?page=2)